AN: stop flaming ok! I dntn red all da treads! dis is frum da movie ok so itz nut my folt if
Toaster
Brains swers! besuizds I SED HE HAD A HEDACHE! and da reson @onreasonandone dosent lik
Guh-Huzzah!
now is coz hes christian and nat is a satanist! INCIN ROX!
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I was so mad and sad. I couldn’t believe
@faygoshill for cheating on me. I began to cry against the tree where I didn't did it with Faygoshill.
Then all of a suddenly, an horrible man with black eyes and no nose and everything started flying towards me on a beach ball! He didn’t have a nose (basically like Voldemort in the movie) and he was wearing all red and blue but it was obvious he wasn’t gothic. It was……
PeridotGX
!
“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then PeridotGX shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.
“YOUNG LINK!” I shouted at him. PeridotGXt fell of his ball and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.
“Noipoi.” he yelled. “Thou must kill NateVO!”
I thought about Fagoshill and his sexah eyes and his gothic black hair and how his face looks just like **** Vitale. I remembered that Faygoshhill had said I didn’t understand, so I thought, what if Faygoshill went out with NateVO before I went out with him and they broke up?
“No, PeridotGX!” I shouted back.
PeridotGX gave me a gun. “No! Please!” I begged.
“Thou must!” he yelled. “If thou does not, then I shall kill thy beloved Faygoshill!”
“How did you know?” I asked in a surprised way.
PeridotGX got a dude-ur-so-dumb look on his face. “I hath telekinesis.” he answered cruelly. “And if you doth not kill NateVO, then thou know what will happen to Faygoshill!” he shouted. Then he flew away angrily on his broomstick.
I was so scared and mad I didn’t know what to do. Suddenly Faygoshill came into the woods.
“Faygoshill!” I said. “Hi!”
“Hi.” he said back but his face was all sad. He was wearing white foundation and messy eyeliner kind of like a pentagram (geddit) between **** Vitale and Papa Genos
“Are you okay?” I asked.
“No.” he answered.
“I’m sorry I got all mad at you but I thought you cheated on me.” I expelled.
“That’s okay.” he said all depressed and we went back into Smashboards together making out.