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[Deleted member]

Oh come on. The word "penis" is funny and we all know it.

Who wants to play the penis game until the mods get us in trouble?

I'll play a penis game with you owo

 

[Idon]

Look at it this way: short characters are often good in Smash

Yeah like Little Mac.

Wait.

 

[osby]

((I am 6'2". My job as a programmer is hard on my back because who needs posture when you're reading code))

That's a mood. I hate using public transportation because it's designed for hobbits.

Guys our guy has super powers now.

Of course, he's gay.

thank you, son

Seriously, my mom acts like I have upper body strength just because I have 20 cm over her.

 

[staindgrey]

I'll play a penis game with you owo

Not that kind of penis game.

God you gay everything up.

 

[Opossum]

I'm somewhere between 6'2'' and 6'3'' and it honestly depends on the height of the person taking the measurement.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh come on. The word "penis" is funny and we all know it.

Who wants to play the penis game until the mods get us in trouble?

Look, I’m about to be an edgy bad kid.

penis

Haha, I’m so edgyyyyyyy!

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

I'll play a penis game with you owo

Hey! Stop stealing my guy!

 

[Noipoi]

I want to be like 10cm taller so I can look down on everyone and intimidate them just by sneering into their eyes but in reality I'm more of a gremlin so instead I have to shriek

I shriek too.

Both as a dominance display and an evasion tactic.

 

[Deleted member]

Oh come on. The word "penis" is funny and we all know it.

Who wants to play the penis game until the mods get us in trouble?

Counterpoint: vagina.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Literally

Who knew one word could gain more likes than well thought out posts? /s

 

[Deleted member]

Not that kind of penis game.

God you gay everything up.

omfg staind just **** me already damn

Hey! Stop stealing my guy!

my heart now

 

[PsySmasher]

I'M IN.

Watch Mew2King's stream if you wanna see me get bodied.

WELP...

I said I was gonna get bodied and I defintiely did.

I did get 2 Ridley Side B kills, so I'm still OK w/ that.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I shriek too.

Both as a dominance display and an evasion tactic.

I guess it's not all too bad though as that means if I ever get into a fight I can bite ankles

 

[Cyn]

Oh come on. The word "penis" is funny and we all know it.

Who wants to play the penis game until the mods get us in trouble?

I propose we don’t. Mods scare the hell out of me.

 

[SneakyLink]

Looks like I need to run again!

Vale!

That’s Latin for goodbye

 

[staindgrey]

Counterpoint: vagina.

Not as funny.

Though we always got a kick out of calling the chicken fajitas at lunch "chicken fa-jie-tas", so that's something.

Also looking back those were not even close to fajitas. It was just, like, boiled chicken pieces with pepper in a cold flour tortilla.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

You burp some cinnamon onto the doorknob.
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It starts blushing.

Wait, what just happend?

 

[Deleted member]

When I'm trying to intimidate people I just crouch and Shriek as a sign of Dominance, that or I just stare into your soul. Mostly the former rather than the latter but it depends on my mood most of the time I do the former.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Why can't this be an emoji on Smashboards? /s

 

[Deleted member]

I propose we don’t. Mods scare the hell out of me.

Updated tier list:
S: Reds
A: Blues
B: Yellows
C: Greys (not you staind stfu)
D: Purples

 

[Gyrom8]

Yeah like Little Mac.

Wait.

Little Mac is a comparative Big Mac compared to Olimar and the electric rats; he needs to get on their level (literally)

 

[Pyra]

Wait, what just happend?

Opossum finally realized that you can pretty much ask for anything instead of just normal stuff- ending in our hero having the ability to breathe cinnamon.
@Onereasonanddone asked to breathe on the doorknob.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I say just enjoy being short, heels are just temporary, enjoy your real height

 

[osby]

Actually, it'd be cool if men wearing high heels was socially acceptable so I could add 10 cm to my height for a full minute before tripping over and breaking my ankle.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

I seriously want this. Almost everything about Uprising was amazing. The only downside was the 3DS making my hands hurt.

Literally all I want is a Kid Icarus Uprising HD remake for the Switch. Move aiming to the second stick and maybe mess with the camera a bit to work around that and it'd be great. Easily worth $60.

 

[Just a penguin]

Looks like I need to run again!

Vale!

That’s Latin for goodbye

Vale! Tuum cras videbo!

 

[Cyn]

When I'm trying to intimidate people I just crouch and Shriek as a sign of Dominance, that or I just stare into your soul. Mostly the former rather than the latter but it depends on my mood most of the time I do the former.

Take it from someone who leads a silent life, silent staring really freaks people out. Especially if you glue on the faintest hint of a smile without altering it.

 

[SneakyLink]

I’m bored so I’m gonna try and say a phrase in Latin. Try and guess what the phrase means

Spoiler

Erdrick sit amet 50/50

Proper names don’t get translated, and I don’t know how numbers work, but I figured a simple phrase is all we need today.

 

[staindgrey]

Hey! Stop stealing my guy!

omfg staind just **** me already damn

my heart now

Do... do I not get a say in this?

 

[Deleted member]

Opossum finally realized that you can pretty much ask for anything instead of just normal stuff- ending in our hero having the ability to breathe cinnamon.
@Onereasonanddone asked to breathe on the doorknob.

To take it a step further, gently caress the doorknob.
*Just imagine there’s a lennyface here please thank you*

 

[Deleted member]

WELP...

I said I was gonna get bodied and I defintiely did.

I did get 2 Ridley Side B kills, so I'm still OK w/ that.

I saw the Stream when you were facing M2K and at the very least you definitely did better than I could've. Kind of confused about how You were tied to or won a match against ZeRo who was the Smash 4 Champ but you didn't win against m2k, I say that more as a comparison between ZeRo's skill and M2k's I guess M2k might be better at Ultimate than ZeRo.

 

[Deleted member]

Do... do I not get a say in this?

no ***** thats why it's called stealing your heart

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Actually, it'd be cool if men wearing high heels was socially acceptable so I could add 10 cm to my height for a full minute before tripping over and breaking my ankle.

All clothes are unisex if you aren't a coward

Not as funny.

Though we always got a kick out of calling the chicken fajitas at lunch "chicken fa-jie-tas", so that's something.

Also looking back those were not even close to fajitas. It was just, like, boiled chicken pieces with pepper in a cold flour tortilla.

I think it's funnier if you say fajita in a similar way to Vegeta

 

[Deleted member]

I’m bored so I’m gonna try and say a phrase in Latin. Try and guess what the phrase means

Spoiler

Erdrick sit amet 50/50

Proper names don’t get translated, and I don’t know how numbers work, but I figured a simple phrase is all we need today.

Something something Erdrick has a 50/50 chance of getting in

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

no ***** thats why it's called stealing your heart

His victims never saw it coming

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

So so far, two people have a date with the same Dad and now someone is hugging a doorknob

 

[Deleted member]

think it's funnier if you say fajita in a similar way to Vegeta

...Is that not normally how you pronounce fajita?

 

[osby]

Do... do I not get a say in this?

The fact that you had to ask this speaks for itself.

 

[MainJPW]

I saw a ten year old girl who was as tall if not taller then me.

I am truly king of the Manlets.

*than.

I bet you’re not shorter than me.

 

[SneakyLink]

Something something Erdrick has a 50/50 chance of getting in

Actually... that was right on the money.

Have one more

Spoiler

Quisque potest vel non potent esse In. Percents non sunt.

Fun fact: subtitle in Latin is “subtilissima”