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[Pyra]

To take it a step further, gently caress the doorknob.
*Just imagine there’s a lennyface here please thank you*

You caress the doorknob. It starts sweating.

 

[osby]

All clothes are unisex if you aren't a coward

Excuse me for having emotional attachment to my teeth.

 

[Deleted member]

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You caress the doorknob. It starts sweating.

I fword the doorknob

 

[staindgrey]

The fact that you had to ask this speaks for itself.

I'm not used to being competed over though.

Usually I'm just in a happy relationship until I get cheated on or **** it up myself because I think I subconsciously want to be alone and only try to be in a relationship to appease the social expectations for what constitutes a "happy" life.

Do I, like, hand out prizes, or...?

 

[Deleted member]

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You caress the doorknob. It starts sweating.

Excellent, now that it’s wet, we can surprise it and yank it off.

 

[Opossum]

...Is that not normally how you pronounce fajita?

She means actually pronouncing it with a hard J.

 

[MainJPW]

Actually, it'd be cool if men wearing high heels was socially acceptable so I could add 10 cm to my height for a full minute before tripping over and breaking my ankle.

I heard high heels can throw your back out of alignment.

 

[SneakyLink]

So March Madness is happening now...

And I can’t follow Basketball at all.

 

[Pyra]

I fword the doorknob

You fold the doorknob.
Despite not having a face, you can tell that it is very confused.

 

[Deleted member]

Actually... that was right on the money.

Have one more

Spoiler

Quisque potest vel non potent esse In. Percents non sunt.

Fun fact: subtitle in Latin is “subtilissima”

I'm not exactly sure about what this one says, I only really got the last one cause of the word Erdrick and the 50/50 but I think the last part of this one says something like "Percents are not".

Something about how we shouldn't look at Potential Smash characters in percentages? That's the best guess I can think of.

 

[Deleted member]

She means actually pronouncing it with a hard J.

I make fun of white people not being able to pronounce brown people words but HERE I AM

I'm not used to being competed over though.

Usually I'm just in a happy relationship until I get cheated on or **** it up myself because I think I subconsciously want to be alone and only try to be in a relationship to appease the social expectations for what constitutes a "happy" life.

Do I, like, hand out prizes, or...?

You're either in a love triangle so you need to choose between us, or you're a harem protag in which case you **** both of us

 

[Opossum]

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You caress the doorknob. It starts sweating.

Use the doorknob sweat as the necessary lubricant to jam a lockpick between it and the door, and yank it open. Reattach it if successful afterwards.

 

[Wademan94]

So so far, two people have a date with the same Dad and now someone is hugging a doorknob

How many RP’s have you done or seen that have ended up in scenarios like this?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I'm not used to being competed over though.

Usually I'm just in a happy relationship until I get cheated on or **** it up myself because I think I subconsciously want to be alone and only try to be in a relationship to appease the social expectations for what constitutes a "happy" life.

Do I, like, hand out prizes, or...?

So basically this is you?

 

[SneakyLink]

I'm not exactly sure about what this one says, I only really got the last one cause of the word Erdrick and the 50/50 but I think the last part of this one says something like "Percents are not".

Something about how we shouldn't look at Potential Smash characters in percentages? That's the best guess I can think of.

Eh... I’ll accept that.

It means percents don’t matter and every character is in or not in.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

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How many RP’s have you done or seen that have ended up in scenarios like this?

About 0 of my rps ended like this and I wish they did

 

[Deleted member]

Eh... I’ll accept that.

It means percents don’t matter and every character is in or not in.

So my guess was along the same topic just not exact, Neato.

Anyways I gotta go, take care thread!

 

[Pyra]

Excellent, now that it’s wet, we can surprise it and yank it off.

Use the doorknob sweat as the necessary lubricant to jam a lockpick between it and the door, and yank it open. Reattach it if successful afterwards.

You don't have a lockpick. However, you do have a glass shard lodged in your hand. You take it out of your hand (ow) and lodge it between the door and the knob and yank it off.
You hear a faint shriek.

You try to reattach it, but alas, without the proper tools, you cannot.

Acquired:
1 x Folded Doorknob

Lost:
Some primary hand function and blood.

Unequipped:
1 x Glass Shard

 

[osby]

I heard high heels can throw your back out of alignment.

If you wear it all the time, yes, that **** is dangerous and I already have back problems for being too tall.

It's just something I'd like to try one day.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

This poor doorknob

 

[Opossum]

You don't have a lockpick. However, you do have a glass shard lodged in your hand. You take it out of your hand (ow) and lodge it between the door and the knob and yank it off.
You hear a faint shriek.

You try to reattach it, but alas, without the proper tools, you cannot.

Acquired:
1 x Folded Doorknob

Lost:
Some primary hand function and blood.

Unequipped:
1 x Glass Shard

Eat the doorknob so it doesn't go to waste.

 

[Deleted member]

You don't have a lockpick. However, you do have a glass shard lodged in your hand. You take it out of your hand (ow) and lodge it between the door and the knob and yank it off.
You hear a faint shriek.

You try to reattach it, but alas, without the proper tools, you cannot.

Acquired:
1 x Folded Doorknob

Lost:
Some primary hand function and blood.

Unequipped:
1 x Glass Shard

I open the door and rush in without a second thought, screaming and swinging the glass shard in a windmill-like motion

 

[Just a penguin]

You don't have a lockpick. However, you do have a glass shard lodged in your hand. You take it out of your hand (ow) and lodge it between the door and the knob and yank it off.
You hear a faint shriek.

You try to reattach it, but alas, without the proper tools, you cannot.

Acquired:
1 x Folded Doorknob

Lost:
Some primary hand function and blood.

Unequipped:
1 x Glass Shard

I unfold the doorknob

 

[PsySmasher]

I saw the Stream when you were facing M2K and at the very least you definitely did better than I could've. Kind of confused about how You were tied to or won a match against ZeRo who was the Smash 4 Champ but you didn't win against m2k, I say that more as a comparison between ZeRo's skill and M2k's I guess M2k might be better at Ultimate than ZeRo.

Eh... I'm not sure that's an accurate comparison.

1. ZeRo did 3-stock me the 1st match. I didn't win the 2nd either, I got him down to 1 stock.
2. While I did take a stock off of Mew2King in both matches, both were through aerial Side B kills (which is pretty easy to pull off since Wolf has a **** recovery).

I appreciate the compliment though. I'm surprised I even got in (it took me almost 2 hours to get into that arena).

And for those of you who didn't see it live:
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/395349522
My match starts around 3:43:00.
(For some reason the Twitch video isn't coming up when I try to upload it, so here's a link).

 

[Deleted member]

You don't have a lockpick. However, you do have a glass shard lodged in your hand. You take it out of your hand (ow) and lodge it between the door and the knob and yank it off.
You hear a faint shriek.

You try to reattach it, but alas, without the proper tools, you cannot.

Acquired:
1 x Folded Doorknob

Lost:
Some primary hand function and blood.

Unequipped:
1 x Glass Shard

Finally! Now keep the doorknob in a pocket or something, we’re gonna need it for later.

 

[osby]

I make fun of white people not being able to pronounce brown people words but HERE I AM

But I can pronounce my own name.

 

[staindgrey]

So basically this is you?

I am so weirded out now.

What the **** is JoJo.

Also I'm pretty sure that's D.C. Douglas's voice.

 

[Deleted member]

I unfold the doorknob

Implying one can fold a doornob.

 

[osby]

This poor doorknob

Somebody need to call the mods so they can change the title to something related to doorknobs.

 

[Deleted member]

I am so weirded out now.

What the **** is JoJo.

Also I'm pretty sure that's D.C. Douglas's voice.

an anime, aka tiny hentai, aka god's mistake, aka pretty good actually

 

[osby]

I am so weirded out now.

What the **** is JoJo.

Also I'm pretty sure that's D.C. Douglas's voice.

There's a reason it's called Bizarre Adventure.

 

[Just a penguin]

Implying one can fold a doornob.

It was indeed folded due to an intentional misunderstanding.

 

[Pyra]

I unfold the doorknob

Eat the doorknob so it doesn't go to waste.

You unfold the doorknob.
You: "F"
You attempt to eat the unfolded, dead doorknob.

Delicious! And strangely spicy...
You: "That's lunch taken care of. Wait... what is this feeling?"
Your stomach glows for a second.

Power Gained! :
Knob Diplomacy 1
By eating the doorknob, you have gained the ability to befriend other types of knobs. ​

I open the door and rush in without a second thought, screaming and swinging the glass shard in a windmill-like motion

You enter the room for a second time, this time more violently.
There is still a TV on a stand with some devices, a window, a wardrobe, a twin sized bed, and a toy box.

 

[Moydow]

Somebody need to call the mods

What are you supposed to be, then? Tsk. This is negligence of duty, why shouldn't I fire you on the spot? :p

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Show of hands. Who among you would buy a DC vs. Marvel fighting game. And what would you expect from such a title. Who would you want to make it? What gameplay style would you want from it. Should this be it's ow thread? Will people even see it if I make it it's own thread?

Answer whichever of these questions you want.

 

[Opossum]

You unfold the doorknob.
You: "F"
You attempt to eat the unfolded, dead doorknob.
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Delicious! And strangely spicy...
You: "That's lunch taken care of. Wait... what is this feeling?"
Your stomach glows for a second.

Power Gained! :
Knob Diplomacy 1
By eating the doorknob, you have gained the ability to befriend other types of knobs. ​

You enter the room for a second time, this time more violently.
There is still a TV on a stand with some devices, a window, a wardrobe, a twin sized bed, and a toy box.

Okay guys, we've now established that in addition to cinnamon breath, we also have Kirby's power of "eat things to gain their powers."

Let's proceed.

 

[Deleted member]

You unfold the doorknob.
You: "F"
You attempt to eat the unfolded, dead doorknob.
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Delicious! And strangely spicy...
You: "That's lunch taken care of. Wait... what is this feeling?"
Your stomach glows for a second.

Power Gained! :
Knob Diplomacy 1
By eating the doorknob, you have gained the ability to befriend other types of knobs. ​

You enter the room for a second time, this time more violently.
There is still a TV on a stand with some devices, a window, a wardrobe, a twin sized bed, and a toy box.

Take a nap after all this doorknob business.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

I am so weirded out now.

What the **** is JoJo.

Also I'm pretty sure that's D.C. Douglas's voice.

One of the weirdest trips you'll ever go on.

Part 1 is okay, Part 2 is incredible, and Part 3 drags on long but is satisfying overall. I haven't gotten to Parts 4 or 5 yet so I can't speak on their quality.

If you're even a casual anime fan I'd suggest you watch it since it's so prominent within both anime and pop culture.

 

[Deleted member]

Show of hands. Who among you would buy a DC vs. Marvel fighting game. And what would you expect from such a title. Who would you want to make it? What gameplay style would you want from it. Should this be it's ow thread? Will people even see it if I make it it's own thread?

Answer whichever of these questions you want.

Not much of a comics guy to begin with, so naw.

 

[staindgrey]

Show of hands. Who among you would buy a DC vs. Marvel fighting game. And what would you expect from such a title. Who would you want to make it? What gameplay style would you want from it. Should this be it's ow thread? Will people even see it if I make it it's own thread?

Answer whichever of these questions you want.

I'd buy it and the rest doesn't matter because I'd buy it anyway because I'm comic book trash.