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[Cutie Gwen]

But heels make your butt look big, and I already have feminine hips.

Only the heels that raise your ankles do that, wear the heels Tony Stark wore when filming Iron Man movies. Robert Downey Junior is a surprisingly short person

 

[Deleted member]

But heels make your butt look big, and I already have feminine hips.

nothing wrong with being a 'lil thiccer

 

[staindgrey]

I'm 5'10" there for I am a man king candidate

6'0" even, *****es.

Now by videogame rules I am the final boss and everyone else is my underling.

 

[SneakyLink]

I'M IN.

Watch Mew2King's stream if you wanna see me get bodied.

If you win, brag about it here!

 

[Deleted member]

6'0" even, *****es.

Now by videogame rules I am the final boss and everyone else is my underling.

hows the weather up there

 

[Cyn]

I've been 5'8 for six years I just wanna grow, man

Be happy with the 4+ inches you have on people like me, Sasquatch.

 

[Pakky]

6'2" gang, rise up!

Eat the tiny people, their sass makes you strong.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

6'2" gang, rise up!

RISE UP and get the chips on the top shelf for me, k, thx

 

[staindgrey]

Be happy with the 4+ inches you have on people like me, Sasquatch.

Don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke.

 

[Noipoi]

nothing wrong with being a 'lil thiccer

Thanks but also FBI open up

 

[Pakky]

6'0" even, *****es.

Now by videogame rules I am the final boss and everyone else is my underling.

By the same logic (**** no examples though)

I'm the charming mid boss that everyone memes online and somehow gets into to crossover games without doing much of anything.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

nothing wrong with being a 'lil thiccer

it is when that thicc meme exsist tho. **** like that is why Im not keen on showing my body too anyone

 

[staindgrey]

hows the weather up there

Same as down there only better because I get to see it first.

 

[osby]

RISE UP and get the chips on the top shelf for me, k, thx

Sure thing, mom.

 

[Deleted member]

Don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke.

my **** is 4 inc- wait a minute

 

[Opossum]

You floss and dab at the doorknob. It is not amused, but also not terrified.


You fly into the door feet first!
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The door is pretty sturdy, but you managed to put a hole in it with one of your feet and then pick yourself back up.


The door opens.
This room has a twin-sized bed in the back-left, a television on a stand to the right, some devices on the stand, a toy box next to the bed, a window on the far wall, and a wardrobe to the right of the TV Stand. There is no carpet.

I'd like to roll to check to see if I can breathe fire.

 

[CallMeKnux]

I’m like 5’11”

 

[Deleted member]

Thanks but also FBI open up

Can I quote you on this?

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke, don't make a **** joke.

penis

Be happy with the 4+ inches you have on people like me, Sasquatch.

Then wear 5 inch heels and then bully Noipoi about how he's shorter.

Also I don't live in Gun-toting Eagleland so how many centimetres is 1 inch

 

[SneakyLink]

Trying to find the subtitle to this thread is like tryin to find the beef:

Where’s the sub?

 

[Deleted member]

tbh i like tall guys ngl

Thanks but also FBI open up

Jokes on you, I'm CIA

 

[Just a penguin]

By the same logic (**** no examples though)

I'm the charming mid boss that everyone memes online and somehow gets into to crossover games without doing much of anything.

I'm the NPC shopkeeper who makes bad jokes in the summaries of the weapons, but gives you a relatively good deal.

 

[Aurane]

RISE UP and get the chips on the top shelf for me, k, thx

*looks down at you* get it yourself.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Sure thing, mom.

thank you, son

 

[Pyra]

I'd like to roll to check to see if I can breathe fire.

You haven't reached a comfortable level of fire breathing yet. Maybe some day. For now, all you can do is burp cinnamon.

 

[staindgrey]

penis

Heh. Heh heh hehehehehe heh.

Also I don't live in Gun-toting Eagleland so how many centimetres is 1 inch

About two-and-a-half.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

*looks down at you* get it yourself.

being short, I have a clear shot to your crouch , you know

 

[Noipoi]

At least i'm average height. I could be way shorter.

 

[Cyn]

Then wear 5 inch heels and then bully Noipoi about how he's shorter.

Also I don't live in Gun-toting Eagleland so how many centimetres is 1 inch

2.54 cm to 1 in.

Anyways, I’d feel like a liar. I’d know the truth dang it!!

 

[Opossum]

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You haven't reached a comfortable level of fire breathing yet. Maybe some day. For now, all you can do is burp cinnamon.

Guys our guy has super powers now.

 

[Deleted member]

Heh. Heh heh hehehehehe heh.


About two-and-a-half.

L O O K A T H O W M A T U R E W E A R E

 

[Pyra]

((I am 6'2". My job as a programmer is hard on my back because who needs posture when you're reading code))

 

[Deleted member]

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You haven't reached a comfortable level of fire breathing yet. Maybe some day. For now, all you can do is burp cinnamon.

Burp cinnamon and use it soften and arouse the doorknob.

 

[Just a penguin]

At least i'm average height. I could be way shorter.

You're not wrong:

 

[staindgrey]

L O O K A T H O W M A T U R E W E A R E

Oh come on. The word "penis" is funny and we all know it.

Who wants to play the penis game until the mods get us in trouble?

 

[Deleted member]

At least i'm average height. I could be way shorter.

I'm very short but my sister is soooo much shorter it makes me feel like a giant when I'm talking to her

And then her GF walks by and she's ****ing huge and scary

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I want to be like 10cm taller so I can look down on everyone and intimidate them just by sneering into their eyes but in reality I'm more of a gremlin so instead I have to shriek

 

[Idon]

((I am 6'2". My job as a programmer is hard on my back because who needs posture when you're reading code))

Consider stacking your computer on a bunch of books.

Or sawing off the legs in your chair gradually.

 

[Pyra]

Burp cinnamon and use it soften and arouse the doorknob.

You burp some cinnamon onto the doorknob.

It starts blushing.

 

[Gyrom8]

Look at it this way: short characters are often good in Smash