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[Deleted member]

The thread title should be changed to "Ultimate Social Thread: The Dragon Quest For a Better Subtitle"

 

[Pakky]

Hope you're ready for Byleth as our only 1st party character as DLC

Which like.., sigh

Why not the cool axe girl?

 

[Deleted member]

You walk to the closest door on your right.
How do you want to remove the doorknob?

i headbutt the ****ing *****

 

[Gentlepanda]

You walk to the closest door on your right.
How do you want to remove the doorknob?

big chomp

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

You walk to the closest door on your right.
How do you want to remove the doorknob?

Some BODY ONCE TOLD ME

 

[staindgrey]

Some BODY ONCE TOLD ME

The world was gonna roll me

 

[Just a penguin]

i headbutt the ****ing *****

sensing a theme here

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I saw a ten year old girl who was as tall if not taller then me.

I am truly king of the Manlets.

Bold to assume she doesn’t age backwards, like daddy Sakurai.

 

[Deleted member]

sensing a theme here

don't make me headbutt you

 

[Deleted member]

The world was gonna roll me

I ain't the sharpest tool in the Shed

 

[SneakyLink]

*goes on TV Tropes to learn about platformers

*is on an article that details how Ron Weasley is a death eater.

Send food...

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Now that you're back in the building, you can explore.
You walk out into the hall way. At the end of the hallway you see an opening into a larger room.
There are 5 doors in this hallway. Two on the left, two on the right, and the one you just walked out of.
The floor in this hallway has no carpet.

I check the floor for any loose boards by stomping on the floor

 

[Noipoi]

Wear heels then

But heels make your butt look big, and I already have feminine hips.

 

[Pyra]

Use the ol’ reliable, our trusty glass shard. If that fails just ****ing rip it off with your bare hands.

You pull out your final glass shard (ow) and try to saw the doorknob off with it.

The glass shard gets lodged into your hand instead.

Lost:
More head blood.
-1 HP for hand penetration
-1 HP for blood loss

Acquired:
1 x Glass Shard (Equipped: Primary Hand)

i headbutt the ****ing *****

You, to Doorknob 4: "I can't believe you've done this."
You bring your head back to headbutt the doorknob.

The doorknob gets a little damaged. Luckily, you can't feel your head right now, so it didn't hurt too much.

I check the floor for any loose boards by stomping on the floor

This hallway is pretty sturdy!

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

But heels make your butt look big, and I already have feminine hips.

So wearing something that shouldn’t affect your butt affects your butt, bassically.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I saw a ten year old girl who was as tall if not taller then me.

I am truly king of the Manlets.

Sweet, I like short men

 

[Deleted member]

But heels make your butt look big, and I already have feminine hips.

What have I walked into.

 

[Deleted member]

You pull out your final glass shard (ow) and try to saw the doorknob off with it.
View attachment 198184
The glass shard gets lodged into your hand instead.

Lost:
More head blood.
-1 HP for hand penetration
-1 HP for blood loss

Acquired:
1 x Glass Shard (Equipped: Primary Hand)


You, to Doorknob 4: "I can't believe you've done this."
You bring your head back to headbutt the doorknob.
View attachment 198185
The doorknob gets a little damaged. Luckily, you can't feel your head right now, so it didn't hurt too much.


This hallway is pretty sturdy!

I ram into the door, full force, feet first this time

 

[Deleted member]

You pull out your final glass shard (ow) and try to saw the doorknob off with it.
View attachment 198184
The glass shard gets lodged into your hand instead.

Lost:
More head blood.
-1 HP for hand penetration
-1 HP for blood loss

Acquired:
1 x Glass Shard (Equipped: Primary Hand)


You, to Doorknob 4: "I can't believe you've done this."
You bring your head back to headbutt the doorknob.
View attachment 198185
The doorknob gets a little damaged. Luckily, you can't feel your head right now, so it didn't hurt too much.


This hallway is pretty sturdy!

Floss and dab until the doorknob is so terrified it falls off.

 

[Noipoi]

Wait are we doing a CYOA? Rad.

 

[Just a penguin]

You pull out your final glass shard (ow) and try to saw the doorknob off with it.
View attachment 198184
The glass shard gets lodged into your hand instead.

Lost:
More head blood.
-1 HP for hand penetration
-1 HP for blood loss

Acquired:
1 x Glass Shard (Equipped: Primary Hand)


You, to Doorknob 4: "I can't believe you've done this."
You bring your head back to headbutt the doorknob.
View attachment 198185
The doorknob gets a little damaged. Luckily, you can't feel your head right now, so it didn't hurt too much.


This hallway is pretty sturdy!

I just try to open the doorknob normally.

 

[CallMeKnux]

I saw a ten year old girl who was as tall if not taller then me.

I am truly king of the Manlets.

tiny is valid! don’t let it get you down!

 

[Deleted member]

Sweet, I like short men

kirby's calling the police

 

[Noipoi]

tiny is valid! don’t let it get you down!

I've been 5'8 for six years I just wanna grow, man

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

This hallway is pretty stur

I head to the 1st door to the left

 

[SneakyLink]

Food for thought:

What if, all DLC is announced but doesn’t release (bar Joker) until Feb 2020?

 

[Deleted member]

Sweet, I like short men

What am I seeing and why am I seeing this?

 

[Deleted member]

I've been 5'8 for six years I just wanna grow, man

Ok that is short lol manlet.
jk don’t hate me pls

 

[Deleted member]

I've been 5'8 for six years I just wanna grow, man

************ ive been 5'7 since i was 16

 

[CallMeKnux]

I've been 5'8 for six years I just wanna grow, man

can you use black magic to switch heights with me? ive always wanted to be smol

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I've been 5'8 for six years I just wanna grow, man

im like 5 foot nothin man, being short aint bad. Why do you think tall people exsist? To be our slaves, DUH. im the size of a freaking tween, dude

 

[Pyra]

Floss and dab until the doorknob is so terrified it falls off.

You floss and dab at the doorknob. It is not amused, but also not terrified.

I ram into the door, full force, feet first this time

You fly into the door feet first!

The door is pretty sturdy, but you managed to put a hole in it with one of your feet and then pick yourself back up.

I just try to open the doorknob normally.

The door opens.
This room has a twin-sized bed in the back-left, a television on a stand to the right, some devices on the stand, a toy box next to the bed, a window on the far wall, and a wardrobe to the right of the TV Stand. There is no carpet.

 

[PsySmasher]

I've been 5'8 for six years I just wanna grow, man

Think of it this way...

At least you're not 5' 7".

 

[Pakky]

I'm 5'10" therefore I am a man king candidate.

And then I lean over a table to when I type and become my grandad.

 

[staindgrey]

Sweet, I like short men

Okay Eighteen.

 

[osby]

im like 5 foot nothin man, being short aint bad. Why do you think tall people exsist? To be our slaves, DUH. im the size of a freaking tween, dude

6'2" gang, rise up!

 

[Deleted member]

Food for thought:

What if, all DLC is announced but doesn’t release (bar Joker) until Feb 2020?

i am going to dab on mr sakurai

 

[PsySmasher]

Gosh darn it. It's so hard to get into these arenas.

I've been trying for the last hour and still haven't gotten in.

Guess I got lucky w/ ZeRo.

I'M IN.

Watch Mew2King's stream if you wanna see me get bodied.

 

[Just a penguin]

6'2" gang, rise up!

Literally

 

[Deleted member]

You floss and dab at the doorknob. It is not amused, but also not terrified.


You fly into the door feet first!
View attachment 198188
The door is pretty sturdy, but you managed to put a hole in it with one of your feet and then pick yourself back up.


The door opens.
This room has a twin-sized bed in the back-left, a television on a stand to the right, some devices on the stand, a toy box next to the bed, a window on the far wall, and a wardrobe to the right of the TV Stand. There is no carpet.

I walk into a random room and Sleep then I wake up and try to leave if that fails I run from one end of the room and Ram into the door