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[Deleted member]

****ing hell Pyra
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Why can I hear this image though.

 

[Deleted member]

While he's rambling about being hit by glass, you walk up and start strangling him

You yank out another glass shard (ow) and throw it at him... uh... while strangling him.
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Congrats! You lodged a glass shard in his forehead by throwing it at a point blank distance!
Lost:
One glass shard.
More blood.

Acquired:
Strange flex

You: "Your pain is reminiscent of my pain when looking at your terrible fashion sense."
Stranger, choking: "GGAAACGGHHAAAGACCCKKACCAAGAGCCKH"

You: "Anyway, do you want to go on a date? I find dads to be quite experienced in the baby-making department."
Stranger, choking: "AAAAAAAAAAAAgggccchhAAA"

You: "Come on! I just want to have dinner with you, like that scene in Killing Eve!"
Stranger, choking: "hhhcchhh...k..k..."
Huh. Seems like he passed out.




A little late for that.

> Yell "C'MON GIVE US MOTHER 3"

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Ahhhh so you're more of a Superman fan than a Batman fan. While I disagree on you here for Endgame, I don't believe I can say your viewpoint here is 'wrong'. You're American right? Cause I know Shout Factory lets you stream Super Sentai and that might be the kind of show you're looking for (It's the source material of Power Rangers)

Yeah. I’m in the states. I might just check that out.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Man I love the reaction images @faygoshill posts.
I really need to play Xenoblade.

 

[Deleted member]

The Stick Villager uses is not a Club but rather a normal Stick and nobody can change my mind. The definition of a Club is a Heavy stick with a thick end which is not what the Stick is. Some sticks can be Clubs but not the one Villager uses.

 

[Deleted member]

Why can I hear this image though.

FOR VANDHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM

 

[Deleted member]

While he's rambling about being hit by glass, you walk up and start strangling him

You yank out another glass shard (ow) and throw it at him... uh... while strangling him.
View attachment 198178View attachment 198179
Congrats! You lodged a glass shard in his forehead by throwing it at a point blank distance!
Lost:
One glass shard.
More blood.

Acquired:
Strange flex

You: "Your pain is reminiscent of my pain when looking at your terrible fashion sense."
Stranger, choking: "GGAAACGGHHAAAGACCCKKACCAAGAGCCKH"

You: "Anyway, do you want to go on a date? I find dads to be quite experienced in the baby-making department."
Stranger, choking: "AAAAAAAAAAAAgggccchhAAA"

You: "Come on! I just want to have dinner with you, like that scene in Killing Eve!"
Stranger, choking: "hhhcchhh...k..k..."
Huh. Seems like he passed out.




A little late for that.

Use the glass shard to cut out his heart and eat it, we need the nourishment here.

 

[Opossum]

While he's rambling about being hit by glass, you walk up and start strangling him

You yank out another glass shard (ow) and throw it at him... uh... while strangling him.
View attachment 198178View attachment 198179
Congrats! You lodged a glass shard in his forehead by throwing it at a point blank distance!
Lost:
One glass shard.
More blood.

Acquired:
Strange flex

You: "Your pain is reminiscent of my pain when looking at your terrible fashion sense."
Stranger, choking: "GGAAACGGHHAAAGACCCKKACCAAGAGCCKH"

You: "Anyway, do you want to go on a date? I find dads to be quite experienced in the baby-making department."
Stranger, choking: "AAAAAAAAAAAAgggccchhAAA"

You: "Come on! I just want to have dinner with you, like that scene in Killing Eve!"
Stranger, choking: "hhhcchhh...k..k..."
Huh. Seems like he passed out.




A little late for that.

I'd like to shift his body into a dabbing position while he's unconscious.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

The Stick Villager uses is not a Club but rather a normal Stick and nobody can change my mind. The definition of a Club is a Heavy stick with a thick end which is not what the Stick is. Some sticks can be Clubs but not the one Villager uses.

Maybe no one can change your mind, but maybe something can

 

[staindgrey]

So, I wanna share a thing KMDP drew for me, because he posted it late at night when most of the users here were probably asleep and I felt he should get more attention.

Spoiler: Isn't it great?

 

[Opossum]

Maybe no one can change your mind, but maybe something can
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If Villager's stick is, by definition, a club, then Joker is, by definition, a swordfighter.

 

[SneakyLink]

> Yell "C'MON GIVE US MOTHER 3"

Suddenly, Reggie appears

Game over. Push button to try again.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Yeah. I’m in the states. I might just check that out.

If it works, tell me, I haven't see the seasons Shout's released yet but I know enough about the tone and stories to get a general idea so I can give recommendations

 

[MainJPW]

So, I wanna share a thing KMDP drew for me, because he posted it late at night when most of the users here were probably asleep and I felt he should get more attention.

Spoiler: Isn't it great?

Yeah, It’s pretty good.

 

[Deleted member]

Maybe no one can change your mind, but maybe something can
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ALRIGHT RAMEN I DIDNT WANT TO HAVE TO DO THIS

ALRIGHT YOU WEE ****S
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Here’s the definition of club given. This means that for something to be a club, it must
A)be a stick
B)be heavy
C)have a thick end
D)be used as a weapon
Now, let’s take a look at Villager’s move in Smash.
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Well it’s a stick being used as a weapon. That’s two. Just a few problems though, it’s just a stick. It’s very clearly evenly shaped throughout, already making C false here. It’s also pretty evidently not heavy considering the way it’s being casually twirled even by a small child. That’s 2/4 requirements not met. Therefore, it is not a club.

Watch, they’re going to censor me for spreading the truth. Don’t be deceived by the governememt’s lies.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

So, I wanna share a thing KMDP drew for me, because he posted it late at night when most of the users here were probably asleep and I felt he should get more attention.

Spoiler: Isn't it great?

Yeah I saw that in your description! It’s amazing!

 

[Pakky]

So, I wanna share a thing KMDP drew for me, because he posted it late at night when most of the users here were probably asleep and I felt he should get more attention.

Spoiler: Isn't it great?

Jill for smash.

 

[Deleted member]

So, I wanna share a thing KMDP drew for me, because he posted it late at night when most of the users here were probably asleep and I felt he should get more attention.

Spoiler: Isn't it great?

oh my ****ing god she has a ****ing gun what do we do

 

[osby]

If Villager's stick is, by definition, a club, then Joker is, by definition, a swordfighter.

I can already hear the sounds of pitchforks and torches.

 

[Pyra]

I'd like to shift his body into a dabbing position while he's unconscious.

You do so. Haha, nice.

I give him mouth to mouth

You stop choking him and give him CPR. He comes back.
Stranger: "That was surprisingly nostalgic. You could say, if I'm Dad #1, then I could say Mother #2 used to do this kind of thing for me all the time."

> Yell "C'MON GIVE US MOTHER 3"

You: "C'MON, GIVE US MOTHER 3!!"
"Dad 1": "Sorry, I was with her 13 years ago when I lived out of the country. She wouldn't come back here with me. Shame. Why?"

 

[Deleted member]

Maybe no one can change your mind, but maybe something can
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but then the Dictionary also says it's "a Heavy stick with a Thick End, especially one used as a weapon." Which Villager's stick is not. They're both made of wood but there's a difference between a Stick and a Club, Sticks are thin and Clubs are thick. The Stick VIllager uses is Thin which means it's a Stick not a club.

 

[Deleted member]

If we're talking about sticks...

Lucas wields a stick

and he's from M-m-mother 3...

 

[Deleted member]

You do so. Haha, nice.

You stop choking him and give him CPR. He comes back.
Stranger: "That was surprisingly nostalgic. You could say, if I'm Dad #1, then I could say Mother #2 used to do this kind of thing for me all the time."

You: "C'MON, GIVE US MOTHER 3!!"
"Dad 1": "Sorry, I was with her 13 years ago when I lived out of the country. She wouldn't come back here with me. Shame. Why?"

i ask him if he wants to have dinner now and maybe play around later winky face

 

[Opossum]

You do so. Haha, nice.

You stop choking him and give him CPR. He comes back.
Stranger: "That was surprisingly nostalgic. You could say, if I'm Dad #1, then I could say Mother #2 used to do this kind of thing for me all the time."

You: "C'MON, GIVE US MOTHER 3!!"
"Dad 1": "Sorry, I was with her 13 years ago when I lived out of the country. She wouldn't come back here with me. Shame. Why?"

"So about that date..."

 

[SneakyLink]

To whoever writes these subtitles...

How about “Sandbox of the Internet. Now without sand!”?

 

[Schnee117]

oh my ****ing god she has a ****ing gun what do we do

Walk clumsily and slowly towards her

 

[Deleted member]

If we're talking about sticks...

Lucas wields a stick

and he's from M-m-mother 3...

Inb4 Lucas is a Swordfighter

 

[Deleted member]

Inb4 Lucas is a Swordfighter

Oh no now we have Mother characters becoming anime swordfighters what has happened to the thread

 

[Wademan94]

Just noticed the new subtitle. Thank you mods!

I’m assuming osby feel free to correct me if it’s someone else.

 

[Deleted member]

Walk clumsily and slowly towards her

she aims it at you

roll for initiative

 

[Deleted member]

Oh no now we have Mother characters becoming anime swordfighters what has happened to the thread

Well if they're anime characters that at least means we could get Ninten and Duster since Sakurai apparently really likes Anime.

 

[Pyra]

"So about that date..."

i ask him if he wants to have dinner now and maybe play around later winky face

You: "I see. Well, how about you take me out to dinner, and I can be mother..."
You start to try to guesstimate which "Mother" you are based on information received about "Mother 3"
Dad 1: "16, and sure. Meet me at the steakhouse at 8PM tonight!"

Acquired:
A date!
Confidence!
A weird nickname!

 

[osby]

I can already hear the sounds of pitchforks and torches.

I just remembered, there were indeed people who claimed Joker was a swordfighter because his knife was too long for not being a sword.

It's impossible to make jokes with this fandom.

 

[Deleted member]

You do so. Haha, nice.

You stop choking him and give him CPR. He comes back.
Stranger: "That was surprisingly nostalgic. You could say, if I'm Dad #1, then I could say Mother #2 used to do this kind of thing for me all the time."

You: "C'MON, GIVE US MOTHER 3!!"
"Dad 1": "Sorry, I was with her 13 years ago when I lived out of the country. She wouldn't come back here with me. Shame. Why?"

Show him your Lucas amiibo so he knows you mean business.

 

[Pakky]

What if Pyramid head?

 

[Schnee117]

she aims it at you

roll for initiative

Natural 1
Guess I'll ****ing die. Again

 

[Deleted member]

You: "I see. Well, how about you take me out to dinner, and I can be mother..."
You start to try to guesstimate which "Mother" you are based on information received about "Mother 3"
Dad 1: "16, and sure. Meet me at the steakhouse at 8PM tonight!"

Acquired:
A date!
Confidence!
A weird nickname!

I go back into the room with the broken window to find some fancy clothes for our date

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

A little late for that.

Too late for the kitchen?! But my food!
I try and find a non broken window to look out of or another room to explore

 

[Deleted member]

Natural 1
Guess I'll ****ing die. Again

you ****in die

the end

 

[osby]

Just noticed the new subtitle. Thank you mods!

I’m assuming osby feel free to correct me if it’s someone else.

*finger guns*

Well if they're anime characters that at least means we could get Ninten and Duster since Sakurai apparently really likes Anime.

Nice joke.

...it's a joke right please tell it's a joke