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[Deleted member]

You walk up to the window.
This ****'s broken, YEET
You crane your head back and slam it into the window. It shatters!
Acquired:
3 x Glass Shards (Equipped: Head)

Lost:
1 HP
A few IQ points.

Wait a minute, take those glass shards and wipe off the brain matter, then use the shards to cut a hole into the carpet which you can use to pick it up and wear it. Gotta be practical here.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

This is news for me but if it's true... man, I really want a Young Avengers movie, even though I don't trust Marvel Studios with it.

Trust Marvel Studios with everything...except for the Inhumans

Just noticed that Bruce Banner is on the poster for the first time

And IW has Hulk only...this could mean Hulk will be putting in some work in Endgame (like how it was the opposite in IW)

Spoiler: shot from the trailer

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oh my god you ************ you better not die

Steve Rogers...always making people fear for his life

Dude. The actors contract is up. Him and Iron Man are dead. Maybe Thor and Hulk to, but I’m not sure.

They can renew their contracts easily, and I think Hemsworth/Thor was confirmed to be staying due to Ragnarok

 

[staindgrey]

Maybe we need more fanservice. Where is staindgrey when we need him?

Wait. Why am I the fanservice?

 

[SnakeFighter64]

That's not Endgame's fault, that's Feige's fault for giving Spiderman a sequel so goddamn soon. I admit it made the Snap less emotional because I went "Well he still has a sequel so we know this won't last" but it makes the characters feel more alive. Again, Build. Build himself is a very idealist superhero, he protects the helpless out of the good of his heart, condemns his boyfriend for wanting a reward for kindness and his motivation is quite literally "For love and peace!" In episode 21, he's forced to fight in a war and loses his mind due to too much power and accidentally kills a man. The rest of the episode is about everyone dealing with that and ever since that moment, the idealistic, wisecracking Build has shown that despite still fighting for love and peace, he's gotten somewhat suicidal out of guilt for his accident. This stays in the rest of the show and other characters are still affected by Build's accidental murder

When your life sucks and you already ate super depressed, stuff like this doesn’t make you more invested, it makes you want to avoid it so it’s not exasperated.

I was gonna give my two cents on this topic, but seeing as you’re willing to pull this ****, it’s not worth arguing with you.

I’m sorry. I’ll try to calm down and I won’t do that anymore. I would like to here what you have to say.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm gonna do this anyway. I'm bored.

Mini Text RPG Time ​

Respond with your commands/moves and I'll pick one and write the next part/responses when I get to it. This is just for fun and not something I have extensively planned out.
--
You all start in an empty room. To your left, there is a door. There is a window in front of you. The floor is carpeted. What do you do?
>|




I'll let you know if I flesh the idea out more, I don't know where I would do this (like, in the forum games, or on discord, or whatever), but I'll try to write a simple system for it.

"What a nice carpet!"



"I'm gonna wear it."
You begin to try to take the carpet off the floor, but it doesn't seem like you have anything to do that with!


How do you want to break the window?


A voice inside your head starts humming elevator music.

>I try to open the door

 

[Deleted member]

Wait. Why am I the fanservice?

because you're sexy af don't lie

 

[Deleted member]

UNRELATED, BUT HOLY **** I WAS RIGHT ABOUT KINGDOM HEARTS 3.
They're actually going to change Olaf's Japanese VA in an update due to Pierre Taki's drug use, but aren't going to stop selling the actual game.

Good choice. Unlike Judgement, which only really appeases a bit of a niche audience, KH is pretty ****ing huge.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I'm gonna do this anyway. I'm bored.

Mini Text RPG Time ​

Respond with your commands/moves and I'll pick one and write the next part/responses when I get to it. This is just for fun and not something I have extensively planned out.
--
You all start in an empty room. To your left, there is a door. There is a window in front of you. The floor is carpeted. What do you do?
>|




I'll let you know if I flesh the idea out more, I don't know where I would do this (like, in the forum games, or on discord, or whatever), but I'll try to write a simple system for it.

>Open Window

 

[Deleted member]

new thread title bloooows ngl

 

[Pyra]

Do the other players affect what happens to you, or do they occur in a different timeline?

((You are all a single person. I will usually pick which commands I can work with, and some I can't for shiggles. Nobody should take it personally if yours wasn't chosen! Like I said, I'm just kinda picking and choosing))

Start belting the music out loud, and dance like a madman

You: "DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DOOOOO, DO DO DOO DO DOOO DO DOOOO, T R U M P E T S O L O TOOTOOTOTOOTOOTOOOO-"
Suddenly a voice is heard approaching you
Stranger: "I heard glass break, and now I see a person with glass in his head belting out some sweet elevator jazz. Are you okay?"

Didn't need any of those anyways
I look outside the window

There's a concerned man with crocs on staring at you.

Wait a minute, take those glass shards and wipe off the brain matter, then use the shards to cut a hole into the carpet which you can use to pick it up and wear it. Gotta be practical here.

You: "Wait just one moment, my man."

You pluck the glass out of your skull and wipe it off with your shirt. The concerned stranger watches you turn around, carve what you think is a shirt pattern into the carpet, and drape the result around your body.

What luck! As you look down to admire your carpet work, you notice a small lighter where the "shirt" was cut out.

Acquired:
1 x Small Lighter
Bloody Shirt (Equipped: Body)

Lost:
Head blood, clean shirt

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Wait. Why am I the fanservice?

Because you're best waifu

 

[Moydow]

I'm gonna do this anyway. I'm bored.

Mini Text RPG Time ​

Respond with your commands/moves and I'll pick one and write the next part/responses when I get to it. This is just for fun and not something I have extensively planned out.
--
You all start in an empty room. To your left, there is a door. There is a window in front of you. The floor is carpeted. What do you do?
>|




I'll let you know if I flesh the idea out more, I don't know where I would do this (like, in the forum games, or on discord, or whatever), but I'll try to write a simple system for it.

Stamp on the carpet with varying levels of force to try and determine how thick/useful it is.

 

[Deleted member]

There's a concerned man with crocs on staring at you.

I jump out the window and rush at him

 

[staindgrey]

Because you're best waifu

You would know, honey.

 

[Deleted member]

((You are all a single person. I will usually pick which commands I can work with, and some I can't for shiggles. Nobody should take it personally if yours wasn't chosen! Like I said, I'm just kinda picking and choosing))

You: "DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DOOOOO, DO DO DOO DO DOOO DO DOOOO, T R U M P E T S O L O TOOTOOTOTOOTOOTOOOO-"
Suddenly a voice is heard approaching you
Stranger: "I heard glass break, and now I see a person with glass in his head belting out some sweet elevator jazz. Are you okay?"



There's a concerned man with crocs on staring at you.


You: "Wait just one moment, my man."

You pluck the glass out of your skull and wipe it off with your shirt. The concerned stranger watches you turn around, carve what you think is a shirt pattern into the carpet, and drape the result around your body.

What luck! As you look down to admire your carpet work, you notice a small lighter where the "shirt" was cut out.

Acquired:
1 x Small Lighter
Bloody Shirt (Equipped: Body)

Lost:
Head blood, clean shirt

Throw the glass shard at the man’s head.

 

[Just a penguin]

((You are all a single person. I will usually pick which commands I can work with, and some I can't for shiggles. Nobody should take it personally if yours wasn't chosen! Like I said, I'm just kinda picking and choosing))

You: "DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DOOOOO, DO DO DOO DO DOOO DO DOOOO, T R U M P E T S O L O TOOTOOTOTOOTOOTOOOO-"
Suddenly a voice is heard approaching you
Stranger: "I heard glass break, and now I see a person with glass in his head belting out some sweet elevator jazz. Are you okay?"



There's a concerned man with crocs on staring at you.


You: "Wait just one moment, my man."

You pluck the glass out of your skull and wipe it off with your shirt. The concerned stranger watches you turn around, carve what you think is a shirt pattern into the carpet, and drape the result around your body.

What luck! As you look down to admire your carpet work, you notice a small lighter where the "shirt" was cut out.

Acquired:
1 x Small Lighter
Bloody Shirt (Equipped: Body)

Lost:
Head blood, clean shirt

Is he wearing socks with his crocs? If so, I berate his fashion sense. If not, I breathe a sigh of relief.

 

[PsySmasher]

"This is gonna work, Steve."
"I know it is. Because I just saw the Spider-Man: Far From Home trailer."

Yeah... I don't think it was a good idea for them to put Far From Home's release only 2 months after Endgame. Especially since they have to market it.

It would've been better to push it back a few months so that Endgame's... endgame could've avoided being ruined slightly.

Then again... they can't wait too long to release it, since they gotta keep a steady release cycle of Marvel movies.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

((You are all a single person. I will usually pick which commands I can work with, and some I can't for shiggles. Nobody should take it personally if yours wasn't chosen! Like I said, I'm just kinda picking and choosing))

You: "DOO DO DOO DO DOO DO DOOOOO, DO DO DOO DO DOOO DO DOOOO, T R U M P E T S O L O TOOTOOTOTOOTOOTOOOO-"
Suddenly a voice is heard approaching you
Stranger: "I heard glass break, and now I see a person with glass in his head belting out some sweet elevator jazz. Are you okay?"

"yes"

Proceeds to dab on them, because they hating

 

[Deleted member]

Because you're best waifu

You would know, honey.

lol gay
in other news i just went on a date with this super nice guy and i think it's working out

 

[staindgrey]

lol gay
in other news i just went on a date with this super nice guy and i think it's working out

Wait, really? Congrats dude.

 

[Pyra]

>Open Window

It's broken.

>I try to open the door

You open the door. It leads into a short hallway.

I jump out the window and rush at him

You turn right back around and jump out the window, charging towards the man at full speed.


Stranger: "Woah dude chill! I can't run away with these crocs on! At least give me a head start!"

"yes"

Proceeds to dab on them, because they hating

You start to dab while running.
The stranger starts dab-running away.

 

[Schnee117]

Yeah... I don't think it was a good idea for them to put Far From Home's release only 2 months after Endgame. Especially since they have to market it.

It would've been better to push it back a few months so that Endgame's... endgame could've avoided being ruined slightly.

Then again... they can't wait too long to release it, since they gotta keep a steady release cycle of Marvel movies.

tbf that's sorta on Sony

 

[Deleted member]

Wait, really? Congrats dude.

thanks

though idk about him he seems pretty homosexual, kinda worried tbh what if it turns out he's gay

 

[osby]

You would know, honey.

Get a room.

lol gay
in other news i just went on a date with this super nice guy and i think it's working out

Nice, I hope it goes well.

 

[Deleted member]

It's broken.


You open the door. It leads into a short hallway.


You turn right back around and jump out the window, charging towards the man at full speed.


Stranger: "Woah dude chill! I can't run away with these crocs on! At least give me a head start!"

You start to dab while running.
The stranger starts dab-running away.

I grab the closest object that isn't hooked onto the ground and hurl it full-force at his head

 

[staindgrey]

thanks

though idk about him he seems pretty homosexual, kinda worried tbh what if it turns out he's gay

I'm sure it's just a phase. Just in case, bring protection.

 

[osby]

thanks

though idk about him he seems pretty homosexual, kinda worried tbh what if it turns out he's gay

Big mood.

I grab the closest object that isn't hooked onto the ground and hurl it full-force at his head

Bigger mood.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

It's broken.


You open the door. It leads into a short hallway.


You turn right back around and jump out the window, charging towards the man at full speed.


Stranger: "Woah dude chill! I can't run away with these crocs on! At least give me a head start!"

You start to dab while running.
The stranger starts dab-running away.

I continue running

 

[Cutie Gwen]

When your life sucks and you already ate super depressed, stuff like this doesn’t make you more invested, it makes you want to avoid it so it’s not exasperated.



I’m sorry. I’ll try to calm down and I won’t do that anymore. I would like to here what you have to say.

Huh. That's on you then, because when I was hella depressed, seeing my heroes being depressed yet still ready to stand up and fight despite their losses ended up motivating me more because hey, the superheroes are still filled with grief but they're not going to stop moving ahead no matter how big or small their losses were

 

[Deleted member]

I'm sure it's just a phase. Just in case, bring protection.

thanks dad what would i do without you

 

[PsySmasher]

tbf that's sorta on Sony

That's true. It was really stupid of them to drop the trailer that early.

But doesn't Marvel/Disney have some control over when the movie releases? Even if they waited till after Endgame to release a trailer, it would be like 6-7 weeks until the movie's release, which isn't a lot of time to properly market a major movie.

 

[Pyra]

Is he wearing socks with his crocs? If so, I berate his fashion sense. If not, I breathe a sigh of relief.

He is.
You, while dab-running: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT THAT'S GAUDY AND I HATE YOU"

Throw the glass shard at the man’s head.

You disengage your aerodynamic dabbing to try to throw the the carpet-graced glass shard at the man's head.

You manage to hit him, but it doesn't penetrate his skin or anything. Just kinda bounces off.

Stranger: "First of all, this is dad fashion! You wouldn't understand! Secondly, ow!"

Lost:
1 x Glass Shard
Respect for the stranger

 

[staindgrey]

thanks dad what would i do without you

Probably live a long and fulfilling life free of my negative influence?

...wait **** that's my dad.

 

[Deleted member]

He is.
You, while dab-running: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT THAT'S GAUDY AND I HATE YOU"

You disengage your aerodynamic dabbing to try to throw the the carpet-graced glass shard at the man's head.
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You manage to hit him, but it doesn't penetrate his skin or anything. Just kinda bounces off.

Stranger: "First of all, this is dad fashion! You wouldn't understand! Secondly, ow!"

Lost:
1 x Glass Shard
Respect for the stranger

Well, looks like we’re just going to have to resort to strangling him while he’s distracted.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Huh. That's on you then

You know what I just realized this kind of language is pretty ****ing rude considering the conversation. SnakeFighter64 sorry about that

 

[Deleted member]

Probably live a long and fulfilling life free of my negative influence?

...wait **** that's my dad.

how can a post be so reflective of what they call "mood"

 

[Gentlepanda]

He is.
You, while dab-running: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT THAT'S GAUDY AND I HATE YOU"

You disengage your aerodynamic dabbing to try to throw the the carpet-graced glass shard at the man's head.
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You manage to hit him, but it doesn't penetrate his skin or anything. Just kinda bounces off.

Stranger: "First of all, this is dad fashion! You wouldn't understand! Secondly, ow!"

Lost:
1 x Glass Shard
Respect for the stranger

alright so i'm gonna pop reckless attack and try to hit him again with advantage

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

It's broken.

You open the door. It leads into a short hallway.

>Walk down the hallway and search around for other rooms, mainly the kitchen

 

[Deleted member]

He is.
You, while dab-running: "I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE, BUT THAT'S GAUDY AND I HATE YOU"

You disengage your aerodynamic dabbing to try to throw the the carpet-graced glass shard at the man's head.
View attachment 198173

You manage to hit him, but it doesn't penetrate his skin or anything. Just kinda bounces off.

Stranger: "First of all, this is dad fashion! You wouldn't understand! Secondly, ow!"

Lost:
1 x Glass Shard
Respect for the stranger

I tell him that I just want to have dinner with him, like that scene in Killing Eve

 

[osby]

By the way, Cutie Gwen , now I'm kinda interested in Build but can't find info on it (the name's kinda generic). Do you have any recommendation where I can look up to it?