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[Idon]

Also, who says you need to hold a relationship to get someone pregnant. Like seriously, we all know if those two ever meet they’re gonna end up ****ing.....

Dante’s gonna knock Bayonetta up.

Pft, Dante's definitely not the type of guy to go around banging chicks. In fact, past his first meeting Lady, he's actively going out of his way to avoid socializing and meeting chicks, even if they're super into him (especially if they're into him).

Now Vergil? He was kinda wild back at 18-19.

 

[staindgrey]

What kinda bj would Capcom give? What about Nintendo? Or Sony?

Why am I asking this question?

Capcom's would be a little too desperate. Nintendo's would be naive and inexperienced. Sony's would be really ****ing good but for some reason no one wants one. Like the PS Vita.

 

[Idon]

Capcom's would be a little too desperate. Nintendo's would be naive and inexperienced. Sony's would be really ****ing good but for some reason no one wants one. Like the PS Vita.

Well that's because Sony's cost too much. There's only so much cash you can burn on BJs and propriety Vita SD Cards.

 

[staindgrey]

Finally, someone who understands

I think total between my Xbox and PC, I've logged about 500-600hrs in that game. It's a guilty pleasure, but I really liked it.

If you still have your copy I'd be willing to boot it up again sometime.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Woah hey, Capcom's not that kinda company. You gotta at least take it out to dinner first.

Considering that Resident Evil 4 was meant as a Gamecube exclusive I kinda doubt that

 

[Diem]

What kinda bj would Capcom give? What about Nintendo? Or Sony?

Why am I asking this question?

Capcom's would be a little too desperate. Nintendo's would be naive and inexperienced. Sony's would be really ****ing good but for some reason no one wants one. Like the PS Vita.

Well that's because Sony's cost too much. There's only so much cash you can burn on BJs and propriety Vita SD Cards.

Late Night SmashBoards with Noipoi, Grey, and Idon

 

[Hinata]

Pft, Dante's definitely not the type of guy to go around banging chicks. In fact, past his first meeting Lady, he's actively going out of his way to avoid socializing and meeting chicks, even if they're super into him (especially if they're into him).

Now Vergil? He was kinda wild back at 18-19.

I will never forget the fact that Nero's mom is a prostitute Vergil ****ed during a one-night stand in Fortuna.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Pft, Dante's definitely not the type of guy to go around banging chicks. In fact, past his first meeting Lady, he's actively going out of his way to avoid socializing and meeting chicks, even if they're super into him (especially if they're into him).

Now Vergil? He was kinda wild back at 18-19.

Bayonetta’s different from every ther girl he’s ever met. Bayonetta is just as flamboyant, violent, and demonic as he is. He’s be intrigued with her. She’d be the first girl to challenge and captivate him. To give him back everything he puts out. He’d get a low key crush, they’d ****, then they beat the final boss of the game and not see each other for 9 months until she comes back and drops the kid on his doorstep so he can watch her for the weekend while she kills some big angel.

Just imagine Bayonetta killing angels with her kid strapped to her in one of those baby harnesses. That would be adorable. And awesome.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Speaking of DMCV anyone hear about the datamining?

Spoiler

Bloody Palace will include multiplayer and the characters from 4:SE are coming back

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Capcom's would be a little too desperate. Nintendo's would be naive and inexperienced. Sony's would be really ****ing good but for some reason no one wants one. Like the PS Vita.

Microsoft would brag about how they give the most best one around and create the most powerful orgasms. and they’d blow your mind for like a minute. But then you realize you want a little more from it than just powerful orgasm.

 

[staindgrey]

Well that's because Sony's cost too much. There's only so much cash you can burn on BJs and propriety Vita SD Cards.

Yeah it's kinda weird when the one offering you a BJ just goes and ****s you instead.

I upgraded my Vita to a used 64GB card and I still ran out of room for all my **** from all the cross-buy games and PS+ stuff. The interface isn't exactly built for deleting and redownloading stuff often, either.

These days though it's basically my portable PS1 with the occasional Mortal Kombat/SFxTK for train rides.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Bayonetta’s different from every ther girl he’s ever met. Bayonetta is just as flamboyant, violent, and demonic as he is. He’s be intrigued with her. She’d be the first girl to challenge and captivate him. To give him back everything he puts out. He’d get a low key crush, they’d ****, then they beat the final boss of the game and not see each other for 9 months until she comes back and drops the kid on his doorstep so he can watch her for the weekend while she kills some big angel.

Just imagine Bayonetta killing angels with her kid strapped to her in one of those baby harnesses. That would be adorable. And awesome.

Sorry girl but Dante is incredibly insecure about himself which is why he acts so goddamn stupid and Bayonetta is gay. It's literally canon that she and Jeanne ****, go and ask the people who made her games

 

[staindgrey]

Sorry girl but Dante is incredibly insecure about himself which is why he acts so goddamn stupid and Bayonetta is gay. It's literally canon that she and Jeanne ****, go and ask the people who made her games

Wait really?

I did not know that. I figured the sexual tension was just a result of a female-empowering game being written by men.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Sorry girl but Dante is incredibly insecure about himself which is why he acts so goddamn stupid and Bayonetta is gay. It's literally canon that she and Jeanne ****, go and ask the people who made her games

Oh. I didn’t know that. I mean, I always figured based on how the games portrayed their relationship, but I figured it was always just innuendo. I didn’t think they confirmed it.

Hey, wait a minute! That doesn’t confirm anything! She could be bi!

As for Dante.... where are you getting that from. I’ve played all 5 previous games and am halfway through 5. I don’t remember him ever being characterized like that.

 

[Idon]

Bayonetta’s different from every ther girl he’s ever met. Bayonetta is just as flamboyant, violent, and demonic as he is. He’s be intrigued with her. She’d be the first girl to challenge and captivate him. To give him back everything he puts out. He’d get a low key crush, they’d ****, then they beat the final boss of the game and not see each other for 9 months until she comes back and drops the kid on his doorstep so he can watch her for the weekend while she kills some big angel.

Just imagine Bayonetta killing angels with her kid strapped to her in one of those baby harnesses. That would be adorable. And awesome.

Okay, but here's the thing.
Outside of saving the world, Dante's basically a depressed hobo.

His interests, are essentially sitting at home, eating pizza, and reading random magazines, with the occasional sundae. Like, the only reason he even gets money is when he has to go off a demon to pay overdue rent.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Oh. I didn’t know that. I mean, I always figured based on how the games portrayed their relationship, but I figured it was always just innuendo. I didn’t think they confirmed it.

Hey, wait a minute! That doesn’t confirm anything! She could be bi!

As for Dante.... where are you getting that from. I’ve played all 5 previous games and am halfway through 5. I don’t remember him ever being characterized like that.

The prequel novel for V has confirmed Dante is insecure and doesn't like being social as the reason for not wanting to go to Patty's birthday, although he wants to celibrate with her on a different time on his own. Also the manga says Dante has a huge penis and he does NOT like it

 

[SnakeFighter64]

Okay, but here's the thing.
Outside of saving the world, Dante's basically a depressed hobo.

His interests, are essentially sitting at home, eating pizza, and reading random magazines, with the occasional sundae. Like, the only reason he even gets money is when he has to go off a demon to pay overdue rent.

Than Bayonetta can be his Sugar Mommy. Did you see her Christmas haul? She must be LOADED!

The prequel novel for V has confirmed Dante is insecure and doesn't like being social as the reason for not wanting to go to Patty's birthday, although he wants to celibrate with her on a different time on his own. Also the manga says Dante has a huge penis and he does NOT like it

I shouldn’t have to read supplemental material to get characterization. Especially when mainline DMC has such poor storytelling to begin with.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

To me, the character that is pretty much the closest the Yoshi games have to a secondary mascot is not scraping the bottom of the barrel. It comes off as rude...

Except "closest...to a secondary mascot" isn't necessarily notable. Yoshi is the one who takes center stage in each game going back to the 90s, with other characters only appearing every now and again. Sure, Poochy was a main character in one Yoshi game, but that's one out of four within the last two console generations, and 12 in total. Sure, Poochy is "the closest the Yoshi games have to a secondary mascot," but the gap between him and Yoshi in terms of prominence within the series is incredibly wide.

Other characters aren't in the game that are more prominent within their series, such as Bandana Dee, Dixie Kong, and Rex & Pyra. Other prominent Nintendo series aren't even in the game in a notable form, like Rhythm Heaven and Style Savvy. This isn't even mentioning popular exclusions, such as Geno, Banjo & Kazooie, and Isaac, or third party series, which have the most potential to generate hype and sales and of which there are many to choose from at this point. When you have all of these different choices that are all notable, representative of something new, popular, or some combination of the three, choosing Poochy instead just doesn't make sense. This is especially true in regards to DLC, where characters either need to be incredibly popular or promotional to drive sales in a meaningful way. Poochy just can't keep up in those regards.

I don't really think it's rude to express what I consider to be a valid opinion. Sure, I might've come off as rude, but you have a right to your opinion and I have a right to disagree with said opinion. I get you're passionate about Poochy, and power to you for that. I just don't think he's likely nor do I think he'd be a good choice for DLC from a business perspective.

I do genuinely think he would make a great base game newcomer to add another Yoshi rep. I don't know if I would pay 7 bucks for him though

Poochy in base game is a different story. While I wouldn't be excited, I wouldn't really be disappointed either. I'd be more perplexed than anything else, but excited nonetheless.

DLC is time for the big guns. Poochy is not the big guns.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Than Bayonetta can be his Sugar Mommy. Did you see her Christmas haul? She must be LOADED!



I shouldn’t have to read supplemental material to get characterization. Especially when mainline DMC has such poor storytelling to begin with.

Double income no kid lesbians tend to have more money than average so yeah that checks out

 

[Opossum]

Than Bayonetta can be his Sugar Mommy. Did you see her Christmas haul? She must be LOADED!



I shouldn’t have to read supplemental material to get characterization. Especially when mainline DMC has such poor storytelling to begin with.

Fire Emblem, especially Kaga-era stuff due to hardware limitations, is full of All There in the Manual stuff. Eventually you just kinda learn to take it in stride lol.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

What kinda bj would Capcom give? What about Nintendo? Or Sony?

Why am I asking this question?

I don't necessarily know what sort of bj Capcom would give. I would say it depends on the day. Some days it's really good, some days it's adequate, and other days it's absolute garbage. I'm talking almost biting your **** off levels of bad. The split is something like 25 - 35 - 40 between the three respectively.

Nintendo gives good bj's overall. Sometimes they're okay and sometimes they're heavenly. They're also really passionate and loving too. Overall always a good time.

Sony gives overpriced bjs and they're good sometimes, but they're just kind of meh in the grand scheme of things. If you're going with Sony you're gonna be receiving more from other people because it's not worth it to get bjs from them constantly.

Why did I put serious thought into this?

 

[staindgrey]

Double income no kid lesbians tend to have more money than average so yeah that checks out

My cousin and her wife spent their whole careers as beat cops, retired young from the LAPD and have lived together in a fancy house in an expensive LA suburb for two decades taking vacations around the world every other month because they can.

My gay cousin is my idol.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

My cousin and her wife spent their whole careers as beat cops, retired young from the LAPD and have lived together in a fancy house in an expensive LA suburb for two decades taking vacations around the world every other month because they can.

My gay cousin is my idol.

Your cousin is Bayonetta.

 

[Idon]

In general, Dante's life has been pretty ****ty.

Childhood: Had mother, home, and brother killed by demons
Adolescence: Had to take a new name, and become a demon hunter at a young age
DMC3: Opens shop. Finds out brother is alive. Brother is a complete ****. Forced to fight brother. Brother falls into hell
DMC1: Gets kinda depressed. Has to kill the demon that murdered his family. Has demon shaped like his mom betray him. Finds out brother has been possessed and is forced to fight him again.
DMC1+:Stuck babysitting girl who actually manages his money and runs his business better than he does.
DMC2: Turbo depression. Goes on a random job and gets stuck in hell.
DMC4: Discovers brother has had a kid that now has demonic powers. Finally gets to goof off like old times knowing he's got a relative.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

In general, Dante's life has been pretty ****ty.

Childhood: Had mother, home, and brother killed by demons
Adolescence: Had to take a new name, and become a demon hunter at a young age
DMC3: Opens shop. Finds out brother is alive. Brother is a complete ****. Forced to fight brother. Brother falls into hell
DMC1: Gets kinda depressed. Has to kill the demon that murdered his family. Has demon shaped like his mom betray him. Finds out brother has been possessed and is forced to fight him again.
DMC1+:Stuck babysitting girl who actually manages his money and runs his business better than he does.
DMC2: Turbo depression. Goes on a random job and gets stuck in hell.
DMC4: Discovers brother has had a kid that now has demonic powers. Finally gets to goof off like old times knowing he's got a relative.

Wait. I thought it went 3, 1, 4, 2, 5.
Not 3, 1, 2, 4, 5

 

[N3ON]

What kinda bj would Capcom give? What about Nintendo? Or Sony?

Why am I asking this question?

I miss Smash news

 

[Idon]

Wait. I thought it went 3, 1, 4, 2, 5.
Not 3, 1, 2, 4, 5

No, they retconned it in "History of Devil May Cry" so now it's 3, 1, 2, 4, 5. Dante escaped hell due to the experiments the Order of the Sword were doing with the Yamato causing a hole big enough for him to escape through.

 

[Mythra]

I knew I was right when I said Capcom succs

 

[Capybara Gaming]

Ya girl's doing a special limited time offer.

~Free Hugs~

 

[Diem]

I think total between my Xbox and PC, I've logged about 500-600hrs in that game. It's a guilty pleasure, but I really liked it.

If you still have your copy I'd be willing to boot it up again sometime.

I have it on both Xbox and PC as well. Didn't know/care much about Resident Evil before I got into Two Best Friends Play and tuned into their Resident Evil 2 LP (their first full LP) back in early 2012, recognized the name Racoon City, recognized the name from posters at GameStop and other mentions/advertisements of Operation Raccoon City, rented it from Blockbuster (yeah, they were still around thankfully), liked it, and got the fancy special edition from GameStop shortly afterwards. Then a month or so I got RE4, and in October I got RE6, then Revelations the next year, and Rev 2 when it came out. To this day they're the only RE games I've completed (oh, and Umbrella Chronicles), but back in 2012 when I got ORC and RE4, I spent a lot of time reading the wiki, so I know more than I should.

I have almost every achievement in the game, too; missing a couple multiplayer ones and almost all the Echo Six achievements because I still never completed it. For some reason I thought I'd do a blind let's play of the Echo Six campaign and only got two or three missions in.

Then I got the game on PC in late 2015, and that was a fun time. First I bought it right before it went on sale, so I had to get a refund, wait for it to process, and then get the game with the new sale price. Then it wouldn't work because of Games For Windows Live, which I don't mind when it works fine like in Halo 2 Vista, but here it was just straight not letting me play. Had Microsoft support do some black magic to get it to work, and nowadays it seems to work fine. Though the mouse aiming is a little stiff for some reason...

Sure, it's been a while since I've played the games, so I'd like to play. Which platform do you prefer?

 

[ZephyrZ]

I miss Smash news

You say this as if this thread isn't equally crazy during times of Smash Brothers news.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

You say this as if this thread isn't equally crazy during times of Smash Brothers news.

Does anybody want to talk about boxes?

:^)

 

[Idon]

I miss Smash news

I don't.
Who even likes Smash?

The time has come for Late Night Depression Boards.

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

I don't.
Who even likes Smash?

The time has come for Late Night Depression Boards.

I'm actually kinda bummed that I only have time to really be on here at night because that means a lot of people don't see my posts and they get lost in the continual stream that is this thread.

I mean yes, I too, have the depression.

 

[NineS]

Bayonetta’s different from every ther girl he’s ever met. Bayonetta is just as flamboyant, violent, and demonic as he is. He’s be intrigued with her. She’d be the first girl to challenge and captivate him. To give him back everything he puts out. He’d get a low key crush, they’d ****, then they beat the final boss of the game and not see each other for 9 months until she comes back and drops the kid on his doorstep so he can watch her for the weekend while she kills some big angel.

Just imagine Bayonetta killing angels with her kid strapped to her in one of those baby harnesses. That would be adorable. And awesome.

Bayonetta having a kid?
You sure about that?

I mean, this is Bayonetta we're talking about here. If anything, Dante would be the one getting pregnant.


Seriously though, screw EA.

 

[Idon]

Bayonetta having a kid?
You sure about that?

I mean, this is Bayonetta we're talking about here. If anything, Dante would be the one getting pregnant.

Clearly, you and I read very different types of fanfiction.

I'm actually kinda bummed that I only have time to really be on here at night because that means a lot of people don't see my posts and they get lost in the continual stream that is this thread.

I mean yes, I too, have the depression.

Don't worry, I appreciate your posts, and I'm worth at least like, a dozen people. Maybe more. definitely more.

 

[Wademan94]

Bayonetta having a kid?
You sure about that?

I mean, this is Bayonetta we're talking about here. If anything, Dante would be the one getting pregnant.

I can live without that image burned into my cerebrum thank you very much.

 

[N3ON]

You say this as if this thread isn't equally crazy during times of Smash Brothers news.

the only smash news since this thread started is that come april there will be smash news

 

[Mythra]

Putting up a special offer: Deluxe Hugs for only $4.99
I'll whisper memes to your ear for $2.19 more

All earnings from it will be used for my humble campaign of: "My main NASCAR driver changed number and I need a new diecast of it"

I mean, this is Bayonetta we're talking about here. If anything, Dante would be the one getting pregnant.

Thanks for contributing with ideas for my upcoming doujin

 

[DaybreakHorizon]

Putting up a special offer: Deluxe Hugs for only $4.99
I'll whisper memes to your ear for $2.19 more

All earnings from it will be used for my humble campaign of: "My main NASCAR driver changed number and I need a new diecast of it"




Thanks for contributing with ideas for my upcoming doujin

$2.19 for memes?

I can barely afford hugs as it is...