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[Just a penguin]

I like trains.

 

[Noipoi]

I like trains.

OH GOD NO-*CRASH*

 

[Idon]

Thank goodness the train jokes are over. Finally I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

 

[Wademan94]

I couldn’t think of any helicopter puns to switch over to so have this instead:

 

[Deleted member]

Crafted World looks kinda boring tbh.

 

[Deleted member]

You’re derailing the conversation. It needs to get back on track.

You guys are conducting a poor conversation.

This conversation is moving full steam ahead!

This thread is a serious threat to my train of thought.

I get that you think you're funny but please stop derailing the thread.

On the contrary. I say that it's stationary.

This thread’s turning into a wreck.

Let me know when things are back in station.

This whole thread is Engine-eous!

No.

Stop it.

Get some help.

 

[Will]

Me. That’s who.

Why should trains have rights?

what

but thats not

did you think i made a typo or something

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Yall wanna see an ant eater with wings?

 

[TheMightyP]

Idk why you guys are bringing up helicopters, but trains are the superior vehicle. That is a fact.

 

[SneakyLink]

No.

Stop it.

Get some help.

Nah, lets do golf puns!

I wanted to make one but the good ones are over par.

 

[Deleted member]

No.

Stop it.

Get some help.

We need some proper training

 

[Just a penguin]

Nah, lets do golf puns!

I wanted to make one but the good ones are over par.

But there aren't enough. At best, we can only make fore.

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Came back from Captain Marvel. Enjoyed it really much.

What I been missing?

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

This page is going to make me barf.

 

[Zinith]

Crafted World looks kinda boring tbh.

I would still give it a chance

 

[Noipoi]

Nah, lets do golf puns!

I wanted to make one but the good ones are over par.

I can't make a lot of Golf puns.

I only know four.

 

[SneakyLink]

But there aren't enough. At best, we can only make fore.

You're right...

Let's do Pinball jokes instead!

What do seals and pinball machines have in common?

Spoiler

Both have flippers, juggle balls, make lots of noise, and are a pain to get in a transit van at 3 A.M.

 

[Moydow]

What’s next? Attack chopters identifying as humans?

I couldn’t think of any helicopter puns to switch over to so have this instead:
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I don't like to be the "no fun" guy, but attack helicopter jokes aren't in good taste as they can be seen as offensive to transgender and non-binary people. I don't care enough about them to take any personal offence to them, but I still think I should point this out as we have plenty such people here.

Now that that's done with, time to get the thread back on track. :p

 

[Deleted member]

I would still give it a chance

I'm still gonna try it out, its just not looking very good atm.

 

[SneakyLink]

Now that that's done with, time to get the thread back on track.

We just finished the train puns and now we are going through the tunnel again...

 

[staindgrey]

What's this about trains?

I can't hear about trains without quoting this scene.

NSFW due to a no-no words.

 

[TheMightyP]

Golf is just such a fun sport to watch and play, such a beautiful display, only the finest of all sports.


Wait, are we still doing golf jokes?

 

[TumblrFamous]

Me at this thread right now:

 

[SneakyLink]

Golf is just such a fun sport to watch and play, such a beautiful display, only the finest of all sports.


Wait, are we still doing golf jokes?

We should be on pinball jokes now...

At least, I'm on Pinball jokes.

 

[Deleted member]

This sounds like something an attack helicopter would say

I don't like to be the "no fun" guy, but attack helicopter jokes aren't in good taste as they can be seen as offensive to transgender and non-binary people. I don't care enough about them to take any personal offence to them, but I still think I should point this out as we have plenty such people here.

Now that that's done with, time to get the thread back on track.

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

What's this about trains?

I can't hear about trains without quoting this scene.

Posting any Gears of War videos is a dangerous line to walk. The amount of sentences without a curse word in those games combined is, like, 2.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

What’s next? Attack chopters identifying as humans?

Did you know there is actually a game like that? where everyone actually are some sorta helecopter? Like, Everyone. Its some weird dating sim game. The best part of the game is when each girl is introduced, its specs are about that actual attack helecopter then info about the girl version

 

[staindgrey]

Posting any Gears of War videos is a dangerous line to walk. The amount of sentences without a curse word in those games combined is, like, 2.

Yeah, they don't say anything in the scene I wanted to quote, but it's a 16min gameplay video and Marcus's botched reload line is "GOD DAMN SON OF A *****." You're right. Amended the post.

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

I don't like to be the "no fun" guy, but attack helicopter jokes aren't in good taste as they can be seen as offensive to transgender and non-binary people. I don't care enough about them to take any personal offence to them, but I still think I should point this out as we have plenty such people here.

Now that that's done with, time to get the thread back on track.

Which is why I was lambasting it though in a rather round about and indirect way.

what

but thats not

did you think i made a typo or something

Oh...yeah! I totally thought it was a typo! Yeah, a typo! I mean..it’s totally not cause I couldn’t read it and totally not due to failing reading comprehension!

Really guys!

Guys...




I was joking..I

 

[Just a penguin]

We should be on pinball jokes now...

At least, I'm on Pinball jokes.

One man a trend does not make.

 

[Deleted member]

**** the Star Rod spirit.

 

[SneakyLink]

One man a trend does not make.

Yeah pinball jokes failed...

Maybe I should try some Oz puns or something.

 

[Just a penguin]

**** the Star Rod spirit.

This is terrible advice

 

[Michael the Spikester]

Pretty much my DLC release predictions.

 

[Zinith]

I'm still gonna try it out, its just not looking very good atm.

Hmm, i dunno. I thought the "turning a platform stage into a race" thing would turn heads...

 

[Venus of the Desert Bloom]

Actually, I’ve had a couple of rough days so I was just kind of joking around arigarmy; I just just being silly. Frankly, things have been tough and humor/comedy is how I get through most things.

 

[staindgrey]

That moment when you're listening to a Sawano song and you can't remember if the lyrics are in Japanese or English because you honestly can't tell.

EDIT: When the hell did I get to over 6000 posts?

 

[NonSpecificGuy]

Actually, I’ve had a couple of rough days so I was just kind of joking around so arigarmy, I just just being silly. Frankly, things have been tough and humor/comedy is how I get through most things.

Sorry to hear that Venny. Much love and prayers to you and yours.

 

[SneakyLink]

Pretty much my DLC release predictions.

I can't believe Blue Ken is getting in before Erdrick.

Here, have an Oz joke:

Was Dorothy a good actress?

Spoiler

Yes, she brought the house down.

 

[Moydow]

Which is why I was lambasting it though in a rather round about and indirect way.

Fair enough. It's just kind of a difficult thing to call out in an indirect way like that, though, as it could still easily be picked up in the wrong way. Probably one of those things where it's better to call it out directly if at all, I think.

Actually, I’ve had a couple of rough days so I was just kind of joking around so arigarmy, I just just being silly. Frankly, things have been tough and humor/comedy is how I get through most things.

Ah, sorry to hear it. Hope things pick up for you soon.