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[Deleted member]

In Captain Marvel, the Skrulls are actually good.

 

[Deleted member]

deleted cuz you peeps don't know what a joke is

 

[Deleted member]

Captain DC appears and fights Marvel to death, but they become friends at the last moment because their moms are named Martha.

Bam, spoiled :V

Honestly I ****ing hated that part in BvS

Literally all they had to do was make the line "you're letting him kill my mom" and it wouldve been ****ing perfect

Instead we're left wondering whether or not Supes would be dead if his mom's name was Joanne

 

[Gentlepanda]

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goth buddy we've talked about this

 

[Deleted member]

Well then.

I gone through a LOT of Final Fantasy IX and just got through Zidane's depression (and ESPECIALLY that huge Xenoblade-level mind**** of a lore dump), now trying to figure out the whole maze thing.

I now see why everyone says this is one of the greatest RPGs of all time.

I wasn't ready.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Honestly Friday morning finna throw my phone into a river to avoid Captain Marvel spoilers since I got my tickets for Saturday night lmao

People will cry about the movie being too political. Not because of pro-military propaganda like a lot of **** the US is obsessed with but because the movie has a female lead and she has cooties

 

[Deleted member]

goth buddy we've talked about this

it's a joke
my god

 

[KMDP]

Captain DC appears and fights Marvel to death, but they become friends at the last moment because their moms are named Martha.

Bam, spoiled :V

Carol Danvers has her name legally changed to "Sha Zam" because she found out someone else was using the Captain Marvel name.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

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THIS AIN'T IT, CHIEF!

 

[Cosmic77]

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...

Uhh... Thanks for sharing?

 

[Deleted member]

THIS AIN'T IT, CHIEF!

IT'S A ****ING JOKE CHIEF
DEAR GOSH

 

[MainJPW]

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Why would you think this was okay to post.

 

[Deleted member]

motherf....

The post credit scene shows the Fantastic Four getting a Smash Bros letter.

 

[Deleted member]

People will cry about the movie being too political. Not because of pro-military propaganda like a lot of **** the US is obsessed with but because the movie has a female lead and she has cooties

spoiler tag that, even though that already happened in the trailers it's still a spoiler to some folks

deleted cuz you peeps don't know what a joke is

Uh
Thanks for sharing...?

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

IT'S A ****ING JOKE CHIEF
DEAR GOSH

But why, though?

Why on Smashboards?

 

[Deleted member]

But why, though?

Why on Smashboards?

cuz I found it funny
apparently nobody else does

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Honestly I ****ing hated that part in BvS

Literally all they had to do was make the line "you're letting him kill my mom" and it wouldve been ****ing perfect

Instead we're left wondering whether or not Supes would be dead if his mom's name was Joanne

I assure you BvS wouldn't have been perfect just by changing that.
And Flutter, that **** could get you banned iirc. Just saying

 

[MainJPW]

But why, though?

Why on Smashboards?

It’s not even a joke tbh.

 

[Deleted member]

People will cry about the movie being too political. Not because of pro-military propaganda like a lot of **** the US is obsessed with but because the movie has a female lead and she has cooties

Then there’s me.
A Fantastic Four fan who wants to see Fantastic Four characters done right for once in a movie (in Captain Marvel’s case the Skrulls).

 

[Deleted member]

I assure you BvS wouldn't have been perfect just by changing that.
And Flutter, that **** could get you banned iirc. Just saying

I meant that specific part

The rest of the movie was still baaaaad dear god

 

[Deleted member]

let's change the subject

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

cuz I found it funny
apparently nobody else does

I don't think stuff like that are really appropriate for a site like Smashboards

We can get a little crude, here

But not that crude

 

[Deleted member]

I don't think jokes like that are really appropriate for a site like Smashboards

We can get a little crude, here

But not that crude

I guess you're right about that

 

[KMDP]

The post credit scene shows the Fantastic Four getting a Smash Bros letter.

Then Thanos walks up...

Casually takes the letter out of Mr. Fantastic's hand...

Then Default Dances out of frame before the gang even realizes what happened.

 

[Deleted member]

y'all need to learn what a ****ing JOKE is

Metal Gear Rising’s plot is a huge and hilarious joke that Konami itself didn’t want it to be.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Well then.

I gone through a LOT of Final Fantasy IX and just got through Zidane's depression (and ESPECIALLY that huge Xenoblade-level mind**** of a lore dump), now trying to figure out the whole maze thing.

I now see why everyone says this is one of the greatest RPGs of all time.

I wasn't ready.

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See this is why IX is my favorite FF

It deals with depression, mourning, and the transience of life in a very realistic way. The You’re Not Alone scene is one of my favorite scenes in a pre-2010 video game ever.

Much as I love FFVII, I feel it falls short on that aspect.

Spoiler: spoilers for a 20 year old game I doubt anyone cares anymore

I don’t think Cloud even had time to mourn Aerith in full, though I can excuse it since Sephiroth was about to obtain the Black Materia and Cloud had to retrieve it at all costs...and that failed anyway...

I will forever be salty about his Advent Children interpretation tho

Metal Gear Rising’s plot is a huge and hilarious joke that Konami itself didn’t want it to be.

Free will is a myth! Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul.

“...How about full of ****? Is that a meme?”

 

[Deleted member]

y'all need to learn what a ****ing JOKE is

I don't think "*** on me" qualifies

 

[Cosmic77]

cuz I found it funny
apparently nobody else does

Or maybe the joke flew over my head. I dunno.

 

[Deleted member]

let's
change
the
subject

 

[Gentlepanda]

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I don't think "*** on me" qualifies

side note, witticism is my new favorite word

 

[Deleted member]

I don’t care if Captain Marvel ends up getting universal hate.
As long as they do great Skrulls, I will love the movie for being the first step in the right direction.

 

[Pakky]

Are you trying to imply people are willing real Pokémon into existence?

...Yes

Though if tigers start wrestling... I'm becoming an agent for one of them.

 

[Mythra]

Metal Gear Rising’s plot is a huge and hilarious joke that Konami itself didn’t want it to be.

Senator Armstrong still is a lit character, don't @ me :V

 

[Deleted member]

People will cry about the movie being too political. Not because of pro-military propaganda like a lot of **** the US is obsessed with but because the movie has a female lead and she has cooties

Aye, just like how Wonder Woman was universally panned because big white male conspiracy and all that.

Oh wait, that movie did great and was reviewed pretty dang well, wasn't it? I wonder what the problem might be with this movie then? Probably big white male conspiracy 2.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

So hey, MGSV! Every mission takes like an hour so I have an idea how long the game is. I also got a sniper rifle and as soon as I get tranq sniper rifles I'm replacing my tranq handgun with a SMG or something

 

[Cosmic77]

Pokemon in the real world sounds cool until you realize how much more violent wars would be.

I don't wan't a squadron of Charizards flying over New York, burning it to the ground.

 

[CallMeKnux]

Not sure if this is the first time I’ve said it or not but I don’t really plan on seeing Captain Marvel mainly because it looks kinda flat and ordinary to me, not really too diverse like movies like Thor 3, Avengers, or the Guardians series. I had this same problem with Ant-Man 2, I ended up giving in and seeing it, and it was exactly as I thought it would be. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, how could ya?

I legit do get worried I’ll be lumped in with the “white male” crowd tho.

 

[Deleted member]

People will cry about the movie being too political. Not because of pro-military propaganda like a lot of **** the US is obsessed with but because the movie has a female lead and she has cooties

Just like how people "cried" about Wonder Woman and Alita.

 

[Rie Sonomura]

Senator Armstrong still is a lit character, don't @ me :V

n a n o m a c h i n e s , s o n

 

[KMDP]

See this is why IX is my favorite FF

It deals with depression, mourning, and the transience of life in a very realistic way. The You’re Not Alone scene is one of my favorite scenes in a pre-2010 video game ever.

Much as I love FFVII, I feel it falls short on that aspect.

Spoiler: spoilers for a 20 year old game I doubt anyone cares anymore

I don’t think Cloud even had time to mourn Aerith in full, though I can excuse it since Sephiroth was about to obtain the Black Material and had to retrieve it at all costs...and that failed anyway...

I will forever be salty about his Advent Children interpretation tho

Advent Children Cloud is dumb, it's almost like the people writing the movie didn't understand his character arc.

That or they were trying to rehash that aspect of his character without any thought whatsoever... which to be honest is more likely.

Free will is a myth! Religion is a joke. We are all pawns, controlled by something greater: Memes. The DNA of the soul.

Isn't this basically the moral of MGS2 stated more directly.

...Yes

Though if tigers start wrestling... I'm becoming an agent for one of them.

Dream big, Pakky.