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[Just a penguin]

What does following mean on this site though?

I don't know. All I know is that I got 18 extra internet points for a new follower.

 

[Deleted member]

spears

Yeah. They take wooden sticks and modify them into a weapon. Villager's stick is not modified and a club is not a spear.

 

[Pyra]

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they're literally just twirling it around

To cause damage.

 

[staindgrey]

1. If you're getting married you've likely been in the relationship for a long time anyway
2. Since when were kids required in a marriage

Man, I just had a 3hr phone call last night talking an old flame through her regrets about not getting married yet and getting too late to have kids. Why is this coming to Smashboards the very next day?

 

[Just a penguin]

Except people don’t follow eachther here.

*Follows*

Hahaha, I have proven you wrong. Unless that was your plan the whole time.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

1) Just because your in a long term relationship doesnt mean it will stay a long term relationship

2) They arent, Im saying if you have them, then the marrage dies, they make things harder on both them and you but mostly them

I’ve seen plenty of adults who have had kids who are still happy with their relationship.

Except people don’t follow eachther here.

They do.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Everyone one of us has been born as some point, so you are saying we make everything worse.
Wait, maybe your right. /s

I mean I tell myself that about myself all the time
*shrug*

 

[Will]

fight me in dungeons and dragons when i roll a 20 and crit you to death with my ****ing twig

 

[Ultomato]

I want to believe that a follow means that someone finds you cool or as a nice person to talk with.

Basically: something I aspire or hope to be in the future.

Oh, in that case I should be following a lot more... Nah, too much effort

 

[Deleted member]

Let's look at another example of a club:
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Not heavy, evenly shaped, still a set of clubs, and meant to be twirled around like a flail.

They can be used AS clubs, they’re actual clubbiness is still minimal. Is a whip a club by this logic? Even if we are to say it’s a club, every rule has an exception.

 

[TheMightyP]

Whenever I myself get married, I'm not gonna invite virtually everyone who I looked at in my life. All I need is my immediate family, my extended who have been around for a lot of my life, my best friends, and a few extras like my favorite teachers and the such. I rather invite like 50 than 200. Less stress, and less expensive.

 

[Deleted member]

Everyone one of us has been born as some point, so you are saying we make everything worse.
Wait, maybe your right. /s

Nah drop the /s that's just an objectively correct statement

 

[Iridium]

The most advanced thing we've done today is debate on whether a stick classifies as a weapon. Eh, could have been worse.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

I’ve seen plenty of adults who have had kids who are still happy with their relationship.

and Ive seen the opposite too, they both exsist in this world

 

[KMDP]

You don't, but weddings get expensive regardless when you have big families.

My sister's wedding had around 200 guests who all needed fed. Do the math on that.

From a purely utilitarian standpoint, all you need for a marriage is the people who are going to be wed, the religious man (or woman) who is going to marry them and two witnesses.

 

[Pyra]

They can be used AS clubs, they’re actual clubbiness is still minimal. Is a whip a club by this logic? Even if we are to say it’s a club, every rule has an exception.

A whip isn't a club because it's not the same as two clubs being chained together like nunchucks. There is no bludging part to the functioning end of a whip.
You could probably club someone with the handle if you really wanted.

 

[Deleted member]

*Follows*

Hahaha, I have proven you wrong. Unless that was your plan the whole time.

cOuGh cOuGh

Disgusting. Truly evil.

Spoiler

Unless you actually followed me because you like me in which case, thanks. lol

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

fight me in dungeons and dragons when i roll a 20 and crit you to death with my ****ing twig

My favorite part is how Clubs cost little to buy and weigh nothing. We had to implement home rules so people could stock up on an infinite weapon resource.

 

[Ultomato]

clubbiness

Can we rate weapons based on this scale now please?

 

[Deleted member]

To cause damage.

do they have the INTENT to cause bodily harm or damage
look at luigi

hands behind his back, face down, he's obviously just kicking the floor dejectedly like a depresseed ****ass
now POTENTIALLY this could be an offensive act with the intent to cause harm. but this doesn't mean that his foot is a weapon, it means it could potentially be used as one.
villager swinging a stupid stick around like a dumb little kid doesn't mean that the stick is a club. it is a stick that could potentially be used to harm someone. but its not made with he intent to cause harm

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

and Ive seen the opposite too, they both exsist in this world

Oh yeah certainly. Saying it’s one way and one way only is a bit of a bold claim, though.

 

[Deleted member]

Whenever I myself get married, I'm not gonna invite virtually everyone who I looked at in my life. All I need is my immediate family, my extended who have been around for a lot of my life, my best friends, and a few extras like my favorite teachers and the such. I rather invite like 50 than 200. Less stress, and less expensive.

Same.

 

[ClaTheBae]

From a purely utilitarian standpoint, all you need for a marriage is the people who are going to be wed, the religious man who is going to marry them and two witnesses.

don't forget your biological father who was going to attend that your wife-to-be cheats with 3 weeks before the wedding

need that there

 

[Deleted member]

but is a hotdog a sandwich

It’s a sideways sandwich.

 

[Pyra]

do they have the INTENT to cause bodily harm or damage
look at luigi
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hands behind his back, face down, he's obviously just kicking the floor dejectedly like a depresseed ****ass
now POTENTIALLY this could be an offensive act with the intent to cause harm. but this doesn't mean that his foot is a weapon, it means it could potentially be used as one.
villager swinging a stupid stick around like a dumb little kid doesn't mean that the stick is a club. it is a stick that could potentially be used to harm someone.

How do you know the character's intentions short of what the player is using them for?
I don't know about you, but Villager's attack is usually used to cause damage using the stick as a blunt weapon.

 

[Good Guy Giygas]

Is Villager's axe also a club then?

 

[Deleted member]

A whip isn't a club because it's not the same as two clubs being chained together like nunchucks

How is it not a club with this flawed logic?

Look at it. It’s a stick attached to something that’s flailed around. The same story as nunchucks. Your own rules fall under inspection.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

The most advanced thing we've done today is debate on whether a stick classifies as a weapon. Eh, could have been worse.

At least we weren't arguing over a banner edit posted on 4chan, which would only garner attention, because it features fan favorite characters.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Can I make money off of this club vs not club debate?

 

[Deleted member]

The Villager's stick isn't a club or a spear or a stave. Its just a normal stick.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

do they have the INTENT to cause bodily harm or damage
look at luigi
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hands behind his back, face down, he's obviously just kicking the floor dejectedly like a depresseed ****ass
now POTENTIALLY this could be an offensive act with the intent to cause harm. but this doesn't mean that his foot is a weapon, it means it could potentially be used as one.
villager swinging a stupid stick around like a dumb little kid doesn't mean that the stick is a club. it is a stick that could potentially be used to harm someone. but its not made with he intent to cause harm

This **** is why BB Hood exists

 

[Just a penguin]

cOuGh cOuGh

Disgusting. Truly evil.

Spoiler

Unless you actually followed me because you like me in which case, thanks. lol

I am truly the most despicable, horrendous, nefarious villain ever, for the vile act of ... following you.

 

[Deleted member]

Is Villager's axe also a club then?

No it's an axe, an entirely different class of weapon.
You're really not helping the "not a club" side here.

 

[PsySmasher]

So we're talking about marriage and whether or not twirling a twig around classifies it as a club.

... OK then.

I'm not worried about get into a relationship anytime soon. If it happens, I'll let it happen naturally, but I'm not focused on actively pursuing it for now.

And as for the Villager twig = club debate: No.

 

[TheMightyP]

How is it not a club with this flawed logic?
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Look at it. It’s a stick attached to something that’s flailed around. The same story as nunchucks. Your own rules fall under inspection.

Is the Vampire Killer a club?

 

[Deleted member]

Guys, I just picked up a spoon and it kinda sounded like an anime sword.

...

Don’t ask.

 

[staindgrey]

The most advanced thing we've done today is debate on whether a stick classifies as a weapon. Eh, could have been worse.

How about we talk about this instead.

The topic: Do Dragonball transformations count as magical girl transformations.

Side topic: Are contemporary physical standards and expectations of male and female wardrobe antiquated and harmful to children in their formative years? What ARE those thighs??

 

[MBRedboy31]

Kid Icarus Uprising told me that clubs need to be ridiculously large to count as clubs. It doesn’t matter if they’re bladed or not, if it’s huge and has to be held with both hands and is generally used to smack things with, it’s a club (such as with the Magnus Club, which looks like a sword but it’s a club.)

Villager’s twig is too small, though.

Instead, I’ll go with BotW’s definition, where a tree branch has the attack animations of a short sword (such as the Master Sword,) so, it’s a sword. Same thing goes with Mii Swordfighter’s monkey costume, too.

 

[ZephyrZ]

We're overthinking this. Go pick up a flimsy twig and try to club someone with it. It won't work.

 

[ClaTheBae]

Can I make money off of this club vs not club debate?

I know a few clubs you could make money off of