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[Deleted member]

a stick isn't a class of weapons, a stick is a subclass of clubs

A stick isnt a weapon. Its a stick. You see it outside near trees and ****. Its just a normal stick.

 

[Deleted member]

Hey um...

Is it too late to change my vote?
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Y'all got me

look harder
"wielded as a weapon"
villager is just swinging it above his head

knowing your RPG/DnD weapon categories

lol nerd

 

[Pyra]

so basically we need to determine if something is a club before it is a stick

a classification which is impossible to make, because all objects could technically be weapons and vice versa

are all briefcases weapons because you can bash someone's head in with it?

No, but wooden sticks that are large enough to club people with are clubs- like the villager's stick, a pickaxe handle, etc.

You could certainly weaponize a briefcase and bludgeon people with it, though. Then that briefcase is a weapon.
Just like this stick is a club.

 

[Ultomato]

Now yuo see... gamers rise up to the truth.

You really had to do it to us

 

[ClaTheBae]

You don't need a wedding to be super extravagant to show how much you love your significant other

you do if she's planning it

 

[staindgrey]

I'm going to be away from, well, a lot of things for at least a couple of days. My pet box turtle that I've had for almost eighteen years, Kevin, passed away today. He went peacefully, with his eyes closed.

The worst feeling is not knowing what to put on his gravestone for how old he was. He was already fully grown when we found him and we could never figure out his age.

I just need to be away for awhile. At least until enough of this snow clears so I can bury him.

You're a good man. I've lost a life long pet too. It's... Surprisingly hard.

We'll be here when you return.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

look harder
"wielded as a weapon"
villager is just swinging it above his head

He's still using it for combat...

Therefore, it classifies as a weapon

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Expensive weddings are the scam.

You don't need a wedding to be super extravagant to show how much you love your significant other.

personaly even inexpensive marrages are a sham because just because you love them now, doesnt mean you will later

and lord help you if you have stupid ass- I mean kids because that makes everthing worse

 

[Just a penguin]

So it's like a strip club minus the stripping.

So it's just a club. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our answer. Villager's club is Hooter's. Problem solved.

 

[Will]

A stick isnt a weapon. Its a stick. You see it outside near trees and ****. Its just a normal stick.

spears

 

[Deleted member]

No, but wooden sticks that are large enough to club people with are clubs- like the villager's stick, a pickaxe handle, etc.

You could certainly weaponize a briefcase and bludgeon people with it, though. Then that briefcase is a weapon.
Just like this stick is a club.

the stick is potentially a weapon
he's not using it as a weapon though
something like lucas straight up bashing people with his stick is clubbing people. villager is just twirling it around his head like a kid

 

[Pyra]

look harder
"wielded as a weapon"
villager is just swinging it above his head

as a weapon

 

[Deleted member]

ALRIGHT YOU WEE ****S

Here’s the definition of club given. This means that for something to be a club, it must
A)be a stick
B)be heavy
C)have a thick end
D)be used as a weapon
Now, let’s take a look at Villager’s move in Smash.

Well it’s a stick being used as a weapon. That’s two. Just a few problems though, it’s just a stick. It’s very clearly evenly shaped throughout, already making C false here. It’s also pretty evidently not heavy considering the way it’s being casually twirled even by a small child. That’s 2/4 requirements not met. Therefore, it is not a club.

Watch, they’re going to censor me for spreading the truth. Don’t be deceived by the governememt’s lies.

 

[Deleted member]

So it's just a club. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our answer. Villager's club is Hooter's. Problem solved.

But Villager only has big hooters at Deviantart.

 

[Will]

"wielded as a weapon"
villager is just swinging it above his head

as a weapon???

are you ok dude

 

[Ultomato]

So it's just a club. Ladies and gentlemen, we have our answer. Villager's club is Hooter's. Problem solved.

Is there a way to superlike a post on here?

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Expensive weddings are the scam.

You don't need a wedding to be super extravagant to show how much you love your significant other.

I guess they’re just trying to be kind?
Then again, this is the 20th century.

women with large hooters who are trained to flirt with you heavily for tips.

So Booby classes exist. Wonder what type of homework they are assigned. /s

 

[Wademan94]

To think I could be doing actual work right now instead of wasting my time here arguing this nonsense.

 

[Deleted member]

You're a good man. I've lost a life long pet too. It's... Surprisingly hard.

We'll be here when you return.

After having experienced with one recently, I can agree on the idea of a death being hard to deal with.

 

[Deleted member]

personaly even inexpensive marrages are a sham because just becouse you love them now, doesnt mean you will later

and lord help you if you have stupid ***- I mean kids because that makes everthing worse

1. If you're getting married you've likely been in the relationship for a long time anyway
2. Since when were kids required in a marriage

 

[Deleted member]

as a weapon

they're literally just twirling it around

 

[Ultomato]

Villager has big hooters at Deviantart.

I'm so sad about the fact this is true

 

[N3ON]

but is a hotdog a sandwich

 

[Cutie Gwen]

I ****ing hope so I've been trying to get her to hate me since I made this account

A stick isnt a weapon. Its a stick. You see it outside near trees and ****. Its just a normal stick.

But spears and lances are long sticks with a pointy bit at the end. And staves are just sticks. So are rods.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

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they're literally just twirling it around

New discussion topic: Villager’s club is a nuclear weapon.

 

[Will]

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they're literally just twirling it around

to inflict bodily harm or physical damage

i dont see whats hard to understand

 

[TheMightyP]

but is a hotdog a sandwich

Taco

 

[Just a penguin]

Is there a way to superlike a post on here?

A follow, I guess.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

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they're literally just twirling it around

It's still inflicting bodily harm and physical damage in the process

 

[Wademan94]

but is a hotdog a sandwich

DON’T.

DON’T.

DON’T.

DON’T.

 

[staindgrey]

Expensive weddings are the scam.

You don't need a wedding to be super extravagant to show how much you love your significant other.

You don't, but weddings get expensive regardless when you have big families.

My sister's wedding had around 200 guests who all needed fed. Do the math on that.

 

[Ultomato]

A follow, I guess.

What does following mean on this site though?

 

[Will]

but is a hotdog a sandwich

without the bun, no

with the bun, maybe

disconnect the one bun into two buns then yes

 

[Deleted member]

to inflict bodily harm or physical damage

i dont see whats hard to understand

is luigi kicking the ground considered an offensive act meant to cause harm because it can cause damage
obviously hes not intending to harm ****
anyways just see ones post

 

[Pyra]

Well it’s a stick being used as a weapon. That’s two. Just a fe problems though, it’s just a stick. It’s very clearly evenly shaped throughout, already making C false here. It’s also pretty evidently not heavy considering the way it’s being casually twirled even by a small child. That’s 2/4 requirements not met. Therefore, it is not a club.

Let's look at another example of a club:

Not heavy, evenly shaped, still a set of clubs, and meant to be twirled around like a flail.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

but is a hotdog a sandwich

It can be.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

personaly even inexpensive marrages are a sham because just because you love them now, doesnt mean you will later

and lord help you if you have stupid ***- I mean kids because that makes everthing worse

Everyone one of us has been born as some point, so you are saying we make everything worse.
Wait, maybe your right. /s

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

1. If you're getting married you've likely been in the relationship for a long time anyway
2. Since when were kids required in a marriage

1) Just because your in a long term relationship doesnt mean it will stay a long term relationship

2) They arent, Im saying if you have them, then the marrage dies, they make things harder on both them and you but mostly them

 

[Deleted member]

A follow, I guess.

Except people don’t follow eachther here.

 

[Deleted member]

What does following mean on this site though?

I want to believe that a follow means that someone finds you cool or as a nice person to talk with.

Basically: something I aspire or hope to be in the future.