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[Deleted member]

I'm going to be away from, well, a lot of things for at least a couple of days. My pet box turtle that I've had for almost eighteen years, Kevin, passed away today. He went peacefully, with his eyes closed.

The worst feeling is not knowing what to put on his gravestone for how old he was. He was already fully grown when we found him and we could never figure out his age.

I just need to be away for awhile. At least until enough of this snow clears so I can bury him.

Take your time.
As someone who had to leave for a while too I can understand why you want to take a small break.
Hoping for the best.

 

[Deleted member]

hey so is it a club if villager doesnt use it as a club?

i mean you wouldn't say a bird building a nest with twigs is building a nest with clubs

clubs are by definition used to bludgeon people/as a weapon. villager just swings it in a circle

 

[Deleted member]

Marriage is a scam
You don't put your best friend in a contract because it's assumed you'll be friends forever so why do it to your significant other
It's illogical

I also spent a few thousand on a wedding that never happened and couldn't get refunded so maybe I'm just bitter

Tax benefits

stop voting no, at least make an argument

I stole this from Merriam-Webster. If he were using a big honkin' tree branch then it could be loosely considered a club but it's not, he's using a ****in twig, and last I checked twigs can't exactly be used for bludgeoning someone with.

 

[Pyra]

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Does that thing look heavy or like it could wack a ball?

Implying that he can't knock people back with it

It's either heavy or he's swishing it extremely hard- and either way, it doesn't break, causes damage, and knocks people back.

 

[Will]

The stick is a stick

and using a stick as a weapon is a club

there is no weapon category for stick

thats like saying marth's sword and ike's sword are different despite still being swords

the villager's twig and the ore club are still clubs

Does that thing look heavy or like it could wack a ball?

actually yes it does

 

[Deleted member]

I'm going to be away from, well, a lot of things for at least a couple of days. My pet box turtle that I've had for almost eighteen years, Kevin, passed away today. He went peacefully, with his eyes closed.

The worst feeling is not knowing what to put on his gravestone for how old he was. He was already fully grown when we found him and we could never figure out his age.

I just need to be away for awhile. At least until enough of this snow clears so I can bury him.

Take as much time as you need, man.

 

[Deleted member]

Nobody swings a club overhead like a mofoking stick.

 

[Pyra]

hey so is it a club if villager doesnt use it as a club?

i mean you wouldn't say a bird building a nest with twigs is building a nest with clubs

clubs are by definition used to bludgeon people/as a weapon. villager just swings it in a circle

The stick is the size of his arm

 

[Just a penguin]

Tax benefits

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I stole this from Merriam-Webster. If he were using a big honkin' tree branch then it could be loosely considered a club but it's not, he's using a ****in twig, and last I checked twigs can't exactly be used for bludgeoning someone with.

Villager is indeed using it as a weapon, however.
Also, it's sort of hard to tell how heavy it is, because Smash Bros is weird about weight.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

If I wanted to see women's chests in my face, is go to an actual strip club and not Hooters

Who would want to go to hooters to see a women’s chest in their face?

 

[Will]

Nobody swings a club overhead like a mofoking stick.

How you use it doesn't change its classification

I could hit you with a sword using the flat-facing side and it's still a sword.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Nobody swings a club overhead like a mofoking stick.

Villager does because Villager is Villager and he doesnt give a ****

 

[Wademan94]

Marriage is a scam
You don't put your best friend in a contract because it's assumed you'll be friends forever so why do it to your significant other
It's illogical

Marriage is a scam created by religious people insecure about their **** size to go "Too late we're married you can't back out now if I can't satisfy you"

Potential new ship?

 

[Deleted member]

The stick is the size of his arm

and villager is a small child
im sure you could give a newborn a stick but would the stick turn into a club once the newborn has it?

 

[Kirby Dragons]

It's not a club, and that's confirmed.

 

[Will]

and villager is a small child
im sure you could give a newborn a stick but would the stick turn into a club once the newborn has it?

for the baby, yes

It's not a club, and that's confirmed.

no it ****ing isnt

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Potential new ship?

Last time we tried to ship Gwen, it ended badly

So I'd skip this one

 

[Deleted member]

Potential new ship?

ew no gwen is cla's dad

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Marriage is a scam
You don't put your best friend in a contract because it's assumed you'll be friends forever so why do it to your significant other
It's illogical

I also spent a few thousand on a wedding that never happened and couldn't get refunded so maybe I'm just bitter

Are you in my mind? you share all the same thoughts I have about marrage

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Anybody know where I can suggest new thread titles, or is that not a thing?

 

[Deleted member]

I'm going to be away from, well, a lot of things for at least a couple of days. My pet box turtle that I've had for almost eighteen years, Kevin, passed away today. He went peacefully, with his eyes closed.

The worst feeling is not knowing what to put on his gravestone for how old he was. He was already fully grown when we found him and we could never figure out his age.

I just need to be away for awhile. At least until enough of this snow clears so I can bury him.

My deepest condolences, and take all of the time you need.
I will heavily miss you. Rest in peace, Kevin.

 

[Wademan94]

Last time we tried to ship Gwen, it ended badly

So I'd skip this one

Should I start running then?

ew no gwen is cla's dad

Wait is that canon?

But she’s a year older!

 

[Will]

If a baby uses a club, that's a small club for the baby. It's huge for the baby. That's why it's a baby's club.

 

[Pyra]

and villager is a small child
im sure you could give a newborn a stick but would the stick turn into a club once the newborn has it?

Villager's a mayor
Also, it's still larger than a "bird nest" twig, and since he can use it to batter people pretty easily (Imagine how hard he has to "swish" it to be able to knock Bowser back with it) means it's suitable for clubbing people with.
Regardless of whether or not he uses it for how you guys think a club should be used.

 

[Cutie Gwen]

Potential new ship?

I'm already taken, as I'm a luxury few can handle

 

[Deleted member]

I'm going to be away from, well, a lot of things for at least a couple of days. My pet box turtle that I've had for almost eighteen years, Kevin, passed away today. He went peacefully, with his eyes closed.

The worst feeling is not knowing what to put on his gravestone for how old he was. He was already fully grown when we found him and we could never figure out his age.

I just need to be away for awhile. At least until enough of this snow clears so I can bury him.

I’m really sorry to hear that. Take as much time as you need, we all understand.

 

[Deleted member]

Anybody know where I can suggest new thread titles, or is that not a thing?

you just say it and pray that the people in gray hear you

Wait is that canon?

P E R H A P S

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I'm going to be away from, well, a lot of things for at least a couple of days. My pet box turtle that I've had for almost eighteen years, Kevin, passed away today. He went peacefully, with his eyes closed.

The worst feeling is not knowing what to put on his gravestone for how old he was. He was already fully grown when we found him and we could never figure out his age.

I just need to be away for awhile. At least until enough of this snow clears so I can bury him.

Take your time m’lad.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

ew no gwen is cla's dad

They're not even a year apart in age...

how is this possible?

 

[Ultomato]

Ack, drowned on last page....
I need names for human characters in a Pokémon story. Go!

 

[Just a penguin]

Last time we tried to ship Gwen, it ended badly

So I'd skip this one

I have been shipped before, and I want the least amount of users here to be tortured in this way.

 

[Wademan94]

P E R H A P S

S H E ‘ S A Y E A R O L D E R.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Ack, drowned on last page....
I need names for human characters in a Pokémon story. Go!

Sexychadguyidk

 

[ClaTheBae]

Potential new ship?

No Gwen's got somebody plus it would interfere with our rivalry

 

[Will]

Take a look at MMOs. You can get something like "Giant's Dagger" and it's a giant ****ing sword for us humans, but for the Giant it's just a dagger.

What it's intended use is for the intended user is how we can classify it. For the Villager, it's his club.

 

[Pyra]

They're not even a year apart in age...

how is this possible?

Implying people don't lie about their age on the internet

 

[Idon]

Ack, drowned on last page....
I need names for human characters in a Pokémon story. Go!

Uhhh...

Hugh Mann.

 

[Deleted member]

I'm going to be away from, well, a lot of things for at least a couple of days. My pet box turtle that I've had for almost eighteen years, Kevin, passed away today. He went peacefully, with his eyes closed.

The worst feeling is not knowing what to put on his gravestone for how old he was. He was already fully grown when we found him and we could never figure out his age.

I just need to be away for awhile. At least until enough of this snow clears so I can bury him.

Hope you feel better soon.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

Ack, drowned on last page....
I need names for human characters in a Pokémon story. Go!

Ja'far

Dont question it

 

[Deleted member]

Villager's a mayor
Also, it's still larger than a "bird nest" twig, and since he can use it to batter people pretty easily (Imagine how hard he has to "swish" it to be able to knock Bowser back with it) means it's suitable for clubbing people with.
Regardless of whether or not he uses it for how you guys think a club should be used.

bu the doesnt batter people with it

he swings it around his head and plays with it

regardless of how hard he's swinging it above his head he's not battering anyone, it's not a club