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[Kirby Dragons]

Ack, drowned on last page....
I need names for human characters in a Pokémon story. Go!

Poke and Mon.

 

[Deleted member]

Ack, drowned on last page....
I need names for human characters in a Pokémon story. Go!

Xxxsexmaster69xxX

 

[Deleted member]

S H E ‘ S A Y E A R O L D E R.

hes adopted idk

 

[Ultomato]

I now realised asking Smashboards for help on creative decisions was a bad idea

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

I now realised asking Smashboards for help on creative decisions was a bad idea

Just now?! Really?! /s

 

[Wademan94]

Poke and Mon.

Brilliant.

 

[Pyra]

bu the doesnt batter people with it

he swings it around his head and plays with it

regardless of how hard he's swinging it above his head he's not battering anyone, it's not a club

I don't know how many times it needs to be said, but how someone uses a weapon doesn't magically change it's identity

If I used the flat of a dagger to hammer a nail in, the dagger doesn't magically turn into a hammer just cause I'm not stabbing someone with it

 

[Idon]

Human McHumanface.

 

[KMDP]

I'm going to be away from, well, a lot of things for at least a couple of days. My pet box turtle that I've had for almost eighteen years, Kevin, passed away today. He went peacefully, with his eyes closed.

The worst feeling is not knowing what to put on his gravestone for how old he was. He was already fully grown when we found him and we could never figure out his age.

I just need to be away for awhile. At least until enough of this snow clears so I can bury him.

Take as long as you need to.

We'll be here when you get back.

 

[Deleted member]

At the moment, March is going better than the hell that was February as a whole.

I just hope that my family and I don't get another track of bad luck.

 

[ClaTheBae]

hes adopted idk

this is true and I hate Gwen

just kidding everyone should love and support gwendolyn

 

[Will]

bu the doesnt batter people with it

he swings it around his head and plays with it

regardless of how hard he's swinging it above his head he's not battering anyone, it's not a club

if i use the sword as an axe to chop down trees does it make it an axe

 

[Ultomato]

Just now?! Really?! /s

I never attempted it before except in MYM where people are serious about their craft

 

[Deleted member]

I don't know how many times it needs to be said, but how someone uses a weapon doesn't magically change it's identity

If I used the flat of a dagger to hammer a nail in, the dagger doesn't magically turn into a hammer just cause I'm not stabbing someone with it

faulty analogy

if im poking my bird with a little stick it doesnt mean im clubbing her, im poking her with a stick

its a goshdarn stick

 

[ZephyrZ]

They're not even a year apart in age...

how is this possible?

You're the one with the FE avatar here, you should know. There's three possibilities here.

1) Time Travel
2) Outrealm time chamber nonesense
3) Gwen isn't Cla's dad and we're all just ****posting

Personally I find option 2 to be most likely.

 

[Will]

this is true and I hate Gwen

just kidding everyone should love and support gwendolyn

what if you are despised by gwendolyn

 

[Ultomato]

Human McHumanface.

Actually yes this is going to be the champion Thank you

 

[Deleted member]

just kidding everyone should love and support gwendolyn

the truth come out

 

[Deleted member]

Golly, we’re active.

 

[Pyra]

Listen, all I know is that everyone voting no are now officially SmashBoards Lower Class.

 

[Will]

faulty analogy

if im poking my bird with a little stick it doesnt mean im clubbing her, im poking her with a stick

its a goshdarn stick

a stick isn't a class of weapons, a stick is a subclass of clubs

 

[Deleted member]

Listen, all I know is that everyone voting no are now officially SmashBoards Lower Class.

I voted with my eyes closed since I don't know what to answer at all.

 

[ClaTheBae]

what if you are despised by gwendolyn

I ****ing hope so I've been trying to get her to hate me since I made this account

 

[Pyra]

faulty analogy

if im poking my bird with a little stick it doesnt mean im clubbing her, im poking her with a stick

its a goshdarn stick

If you're poking her with Villager's stick, the stick in question, you're poking her with a club despite not clubbing her with it.

 

[Deleted member]

a stick isn't a class of weapons, a stick is a subclass of clubs

citation needed

 

[Deleted member]

Listen, all I know is that everyone voting no are now officially SmashBoards Lower Class.

Everything about this stament is true.

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

this is true and I hate Gwen

just kidding everyone should love and support gwendolyn

Ill think about it.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

I look at a stick as a weapon in 3 possible ways; a Wand(which isn't what Villager in this case is using), a Staff(again, definitely not the usage), and a Club(which is the only category his could fit into). You can absolutely poke or smack someone with a club. I'm mostly going by DnD standards. In this case, Villager's stick is a club overall. It still does bludgeoning damage and is not slashing or piercing with its design either. It's the only one it can really fit under.

Until a "stick" is its own weapon category, anyway, Club falls into the most accurate to me. Which is more or less why I voted yes. Though yeah, the Bear Costume is a far more conventional usage of a Club, which is still a giant stick anyway.

 

[Wademan94]

Guys! They’re real!!!

 

[Ultomato]

I ****ing hope so I've been trying to get her to hate me since I made this account

Just make some sexist remark and you're probably halfway there

 

[Deleted member]

You're poking her with a club despite not clubbing her with it.

so basically we need to determine if something is a club before it is a stick

a classification which is impossible to make, because all objects could technically be weapons and vice versa

are all briefcases weapons because you can bash someone's head in with it?

 

[staindgrey]

Isn't Hooters a strip club, or am I thinking of something else?

It's not a strip club, but it employs nothing but conventionally attractive women with large hooters who are trained to flirt with you heavily for tips.

So it's like a strip club minus the stripping. The wings are good though.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Hey um...

Is it too late to change my vote?

Y'all got me

 

[Deleted member]

Guys! They’re real!!!
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THEYRE BETTER THAN IN DETECTIVE PIKACHU

 

[Will]

citation needed

common sense and also knowing your RPG/DnD weapon categories

 

[KMDP]

Marriage is a scam
You don't put your best friend in a contract because it's assumed you'll be friends forever so why do it to your significant other
It's illogical

I also spent a few thousand on a wedding that never happened and couldn't get refunded so maybe I'm just bitter

Expensive weddings are the scam.

You don't need a wedding to be super extravagant to show how much you love your significant other.

 

[Will]

Hey um...

Is it too late to change my vote?
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Now yuo see... gamers rise up to the truth.

 

[Deleted member]

I ****ing hope so I've been trying to get her to hate me since I made this account

Honestly, the thing I would want the least right now is hate.

I had to deal with too much hate on February already (IRL and online).

 

[Deleted member]

It's not a strip club, but it employs nothing but conventionally attractive women with large hooters who are trained to flirt with you heavily for tips.

So it's like a strip club minus the stripping. The wings are good though.

“Women with large hooters.”

I’ve seen anime that want to make me horny, but not a resturant.

 

[Verde Coeden Scalesworth]

so basically we need to determine if something is a club before it is a stick

a classification which is impossible to make, because all objects could technically be weapons and vice versa

are all briefcases weapons because you can bash someone's head in with it?

We have a term for those; "Makeshift weapons". In many actual game settings they do simply less damage. The fact they map out things like this with actual data(which can include even a Broom or Mop) should already tell you there's an attempt to work with this. They're not designed inherently to kill, so they do less damage and sometimes don't have as much proficiency(so a lower chance to hit) in return.