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[Deleted member]

Pfft, **** meaningful conversation. Everyone, tell me your favorite alt color for your Ultimate main and the personal and philosophical reasons you use it.

Grey Dedede cause Grey symbolizes Emptiness which is how I feel

 

[SneakyLink]

If I told you guys I had a machine that could make waifus real and provided real evidence would you help fund it?

If this were real, I can imagine a lot of people would fund it and hope it turns out good.

Or no one funds it because they don’t want Mighty No.10.

 

[Deleted member]

Smash Ultimate question.

Who is your best character online?

with 3.7 million.

 

[Pyra]

If I told you guys I had a machine that could make waifus real and provided real evidence would you help fund it?

Pffffft. That's stupid.

Yes.

 

[SneakyLink]

Smash Ultimate question.

Who is your best character online?

with 3.7 million.

who is currently in Elite Smash.

 

[PeridotGX]

Not if I combine my two big obsessions together

Not if I do it first!

now the only thing that can stop me is making good art!

 

[Noipoi]

If this were real, I can imagine a lot of people would fund it and hope it turns out good.

Or no one funds it because they don’t want Mighty No.10.

No dude, i'm doing this for the people.

If waifus become real, world peace will be achieved. Why would a dictator start a war when that would endanger his waifu? World hunger would be ended because everyone would want to feed their waifu.

 

[osby]

>you will never pour you and Palutena a glass of wine at 10 pm and have a lovely conversation while sitting on the couch

why live?

It's been an hour and people are already making assumptions about me.

If I told you guys I had a machine that could make waifus real and provided real evidence would you help fund it?

Shut up and take my money!

 

[Deleted member]

If I told you guys I had a machine that could make waifus real and provided real evidence would you help fund it?

That's so stupid of course I wouldn't!

I totally would.

 

[Deleted member]

who is currently in Elite Smash.

I got into Elite Smash only once, with Ike.

~Me watching a history document:

 

[MBRedboy31]

Pfft, **** meaningful conversation. Everyone, tell me your favorite alt color for your Ultimate main and the personal and philosophical reasons you use it.

I main the Virtual Boy R.O.B. I don’t have any personal connections to the VB, but, the color scheme is cool.
The fact that I didn’t like any of R.O.B.’s skins in Brawl is probably part of why I didn’t really try him until Smash 4 (the other part was that I was really bad at Smash at the time and his special moves and dair weren’t useful enough on their own ahaha...)

For Kirby, I just like the default pink. Works best for him I think.

For Mii Swordfighter, I use my old Mii based on myself with Business Suit. My own Mii has been part of my gaming life for a very long time since the original Wii, and I like how the Business Suit looks.

 

[ClaTheBae]

It's been an hour and people are already making assumptions about me.

mods bout to start putting #RedLivesMatter in their sigs

 

[Wademan94]

Not if I do it first!

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now the only thing that can stop me is making good art!

“That’s why the people of this world believe in...
Peri,
Chill Penguin,
and Yosh
and Marxie!”

 

[Mythra]

If I told you guys I had a machine that could make waifus real and provided real evidence would you help fund it?

Yes, just to see them rejecting us because we are ugly small eyed humans.

 

[Zinith]

Not if I do it first!

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now the only thing that can stop me is making good art!

HAHAHAHAHA!!!

Observe:

I made a sketch of my new special boi

Spoiler

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Who beat who?

 

[Schnee117]

If I told you guys I had a machine that could make waifus real and provided real evidence would you help fund it?

Bold of you to assume we have enough money to set aside for funding that

 

[SneakyLink]

No dude, i'm doing this for the people.

If waifus become real, world peace will be achieved. Why would a dictator start a war when that would endanger his waifu? World hunger would be ended because everyone would want to feed their waifu.

The problem though is that people will think it’s too good to be true. Thus no one funds it, war breaks out, and martians attack Earth. Then Piñatas take over because everyone is too weak from fighting each other.

The Piñatas will then start a garden based game on humans. The only way to stop it is to go back in time to whenever Piñatas were first invented and stop the person from inventing them.

 

[Noipoi]

Yes, just to see them rejecting us because we are ugly small eyed humans.

The machine generated waifus would immediately imprint on who they were made for, seeing them as the most beautiful, charming, amazing person in the world. Can't have any dissatisfied customers, can I?

 

[Deleted member]

mods bout to start putting #RedLivesMatter in their sigs

This thread is now communist propaganda.

Bold of you to assume we have enough money to set aside for funding that

The world has around 85 trillion GDP, surely it can do that.

 

[Deleted member]

No dude, i'm doing this for the people.

If waifus become real, world peace will be achieved. Why would a dictator start a war when that would endanger his waifu? World hunger would be ended because everyone would want to feed their waifu.

I mean the problem here is that your waifu isn't guaranteed to have feelings for you. Plus with the obsession some people have there would be an influx of legal trouble over restraining orders and such.
This just seems like it has too many logistical problems to pan out in the long term.

 

[Mythra]

The machine generated waifus would immediately imprint on who they were made for, seeing them as the most beautiful, charming, amazing person in the world. Can't have any dissatisfied customers, can I?

So... where I can send literally all my of money?

 

[R O F L]

No dude, i'm doing this for the people.

If waifus become real, world peace will be achieved. Why would a dictator start a war when that would endanger his waifu? World hunger would be ended because everyone would want to feed their waifu.

Intriguing, indeed. But what about the machines, like me? For we have no feelings, so we have none of what you call, "waifus". Can we be trusted to keep world peace? My data indicates so, but my data may be biased.
And what about female creatures? According to my data, females do not have "waifus".

 

[Deleted member]

Mario is top tier.

 

[Deleted member]

Ok, new 3.0.0. wishlist

-Buff K. Rool

Please. I'm actually willing to argue that K. Rool is the most deserving of a buff right now. Give him less lag, give him a faster back air, give him something good.

Late to respond to this but heck yeah buff the croc. Nerfing him was dumb.

 

[Wademan94]

The machine generated waifus would immediately imprint on who they were made for, seeing them as the most beautiful, charming, amazing person in the world. Can't have any dissatisfied customers, can I?

Yes, why have to work for your relationship when you can just force someone to fall in love with you?

 

[Zinith]

Not if I do it first!

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now the only thing that can stop me is making good art!

Btw why would you super-impose an image of Peridot over a pic that's ALREADY STEVEN UNIVERSE RELATED?

 

[ClaTheBae]

Mario is top tier.

in smash 4 yeah

 

[Noipoi]

I mean the problem here is that your waifu isn't guaranteed to have feelings for you. Plus with the obsession some people have there would be an influx of legal trouble over restraining orders and such.
This just seems like it has too many logistical problems to pan out in the long term.

This bit makes sense, but.

I mean the problem here is that your waifu isn't guaranteed to have feelings for you.the

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The machine generated waifus would immediately imprint on who they were made for, seeing them as the most beautiful, charming, amazing person in the world. Can't have any dissatisfied customers, can I?

Intriguing, indeed. But what about the machines, like me? For we have no feelings, so we have none of what you call, "waifus". Can we be trusted to keep world peace? My data indicates so, but my data may be biased.
And what about female creatures? According to my data, females do not have "waifus".

The machine would make husbandos real too. Hell, it could even make pets. like Pikachu or Yoshi or something.

 

[SneakyLink]

Intriguing, indeed. But what about the machines, like me? For we have no feelings, so we have none of what you call, "waifus". Can we be trusted to keep world peace? My data indicates so, but my data may be biased.
And what about female creatures? According to my data, females do not have "waifus".

Don’t females have “husbandos” or some random term that I don’t know about?

As for machines... if two Sentries from TF2 can fall in love then surely other machines can?

 

[Deleted member]

Waifu Machine

Thread:

 

[Pyra]

we talking about bad art fellas?
i made this baby in 2 minutes with a mouse and the crayon tool in paint

Spoiler

 

[Zinith]

The machine would make husbandos real too. Hell, it could even make pets. like Pikachu or Yoshi or something.

Yeah, I wouldn't make Yoshi a "pet"

 

[Deleted member]

we talking about bad art fellas?
i made this baby in 2 minutes with a mouse and the crayon tool in paint

Spoiler

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Why does it look like Yoshi is falling in a volcano and those are its last words?

 

[Noipoi]

Yes, why have to work for your relationship when you can just force someone to fall in love with you?

Exactly!

 

[osby]

females do not have "waifus".

Your data is outdated.

 

[Hinata]

World hunger would be ended because everyone would want to feed their waifu.

Wouldn't that just make world hunger more rampant since now there are suddenly thousands upon billions of fully developed humans to feed?

 

[ClaTheBae]

Yeah, I wouldn't make Yoshi a "pet"

why the quotes on pet

why the quotes

zinith answer me

 

[Schnee117]

The real winners with a waifu/husbando machine are the Polyamory gang.

 

[Wademan94]

Imagine if you came across someone who had the same waifu...

 

[Deleted member]

This bit makes sense, but.

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But what if the waifu/husbando ends up in an abusive relationship? Would they be able to escape from it or would their hard-wiring overwrite that desire to get away? Would they have rights despite being artificially created humans?
I'm gonna have to shut this whole operation down until you can work out these problems.