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[MainJPW]

wolf, ZSS, wario in his biker outfit, shulk, joker, zelda, adult link and dedede

overalls with a red shirt is pretty boring and ugly as far as fashion goes

To give him the benefit of the doubt he was probably including alts:

 

[Noipoi]

Inklings and Octolings, my dude:

The correct answer.

 

[Deleted member]

wolf, ZSS, wario in his biker outfit, shulk, joker, zelda, adult link and dedede

overalls with a red shirt is pretty boring and ugly as far as fashion goes

That wedding suit tho. Pimp Daddy Mario is godlike.

 

[Deleted member]

Noipoi
I have the blueprints!

Spoiler: Low Effort

 

[osby]

It's all fun and games until your catgirl girlfriend starts giving you dead birds for Valentines Day.

Or do it like my cat: Bring an alive snake and drop it under one of the couches.

wolf, ZSS, wario in his biker outfit, shulk, joker, zelda, adult link and dedede

overalls with a red shirt is pretty boring and ugly as far as fashion goes

Finally someone said it.

 

[SneakyLink]

**** I didn't think of it that way, The Waifu project is difficult as there's no right way of doing things.

How about instead of one giant contraption, everyone who orders gets their own smaller scale version and can customize settings and the like?

 

[Deleted member]

You're all just jealous that you can't pull off looking good in overalls anywhere near as well as Mario can.

 

[Deleted member]

How about instead of one giant contraption, everyone who orders gets their own smaller scale version and can customize settings and the like?

That's actually a better idea now that I think about it. You'd have to talk with Noipoi though since they're the head of this Idea I'm just throwing out ideas.

 

[R O F L]

To do my part on helping to fund Noipoi's waifu machine that you are all intrigued upon, I will be glad to sell you Onion Technology that will let your create organic beings from little crumbs of crystallized nectar or corpses. All you would need to do then is gene-edit the onions to create a wild variety of different beings!
However, my owner will not let you own this technology for free. He insists on 10,000 pokos, which converted into your currency, USD according to my data, with the price of multi-dimensional shipping, will come to a total of 10 USD.

 

[MainJPW]

That wedding suit tho. Pimp Daddy Mario is godlike.

Man I hope they put in Presidental Campaign Mario:

 

[Wademan94]

wolf, ZSS, wario in his biker outfit, shulk, joker, zelda, adult link and dedede

overalls with a red shirt is pretty boring and ugly as far as fashion goes

To be fair, those are his work clothes and Mario dresses more for function than fashion.

 

[osby]

How about instead of one giant contraption, everyone who orders gets their own smaller scale version and can customize settings and the like?

So one shapeless blob that you can add pigtails and sailor fukus?

 

[Noipoi]

To do my part on helping to fund Noipoi's waifu machine that you are all intrigued upon, I will be glad to sell you Onion Technology that will let your create organic beings from little crumbs of crystallized nectar or corpses. All you would need to do then is gene-edit the onions to create a wild variety of different beings!
However, my owner will not let you own this technology for free. He insists on 10,000 pokos, which converted into your currency, USD according to my data, with the price of multi-dimensional shipping, will come to a total of 10 USD.

Hear that guys? Make your own waifu for 10 bucks!

 

[SneakyLink]

So one shapeless blob that you can add pigtails and sailor fukus?

Basically think of it as the non cosplay version of this “Animegao Kigurumi” thing that i saw in a news article once.

 

[Wademan94]

My god what have we been discussing tonight?

 

[ClaTheBae]

To be fair, those are his work clothes and Mario dresses more for function than fashion.

that mf be showing up to literal ****ing royal castles wearing that.we cannot continue pretending like that is acceptable in any way

 

[KMDP]

Noipoi
I have the blueprints!

Spoiler: Low Effort

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7.5/10 not enough gacha.

Or do it like my cat: Bring an alive snake and drop it under one of the couches.

Or do like my cat, bring in mice and release them into the living room.

 

[Deleted member]

To do my part on helping to fund Noipoi's waifu machine that you are all intrigued upon, I will be glad to sell you Onion Technology that will let your create organic beings from little crumbs of crystallized nectar or corpses. All you would need to do then is gene-edit the onions to create a wild variety of different beings!
However, my owner will not let you own this technology for free. He insists on 10,000 pokos, which converted into your currency, USD according to my data, with the price of multi-dimensional shipping, will come to a total of 10 USD.

Onion-San Technology?

The future is looking brighter than ever.

 

[Zinith]

That feeling when you realize Nintendo forgot my boi wore clothes back in the day and he totally rocked it...

 

[Wademan94]

that mf be showing up to literal ****ing royal castles wearing that.we cannot continue pretending like that is acceptable in any way

I’m pretty sure if Peach or any other royals had any problems with that, they would’ve said something a long time ago.

 

[Noipoi]

If the 2020 candidates don't even mention Waifu technology I just won't vote.

 

[Plumstar]

Man I hope they put in Presidental Campaign Mario:

Maybe they could use this Mario for the 2020 Summer Olympics in Japan. He could be like a postshow host for the sports/events.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

My god what have we been discussing tonight?

To loosely quote Rick Grimes: Stuff and things.

Yes, you've all been discussing... stuff... and things. We should probably just leave it at that.

 

[osby]

that mf be showing up to literal ****ing royal castles wearing that.we cannot continue pretending like that is acceptable in any way

You saw Peach and Daisy's sports outfits, do they look like they know how to dress themselves casually?

 

[Noipoi]

My god what have we been discussing tonight?

This is the best discussion we've had in while, don't even deny it.

 

[MainJPW]

That feeling when you realize Nintendo forgot my boi wore clothes back in the day and he totally rocked it...

I really like hearing Yoshi speak.

 

[Deleted member]

I just felt my hair getting longer.
I am not kidding.

 

[Mythra]

To do my part on helping to fund Noipoi's waifu machine that you are all intrigued upon, I will be glad to sell you Onion Technology that will let your create organic beings from little crumbs of crystallized nectar or corpses. All you would need to do then is gene-edit the onions to create a wild variety of different beings!
However, my owner will not let you own this technology for free. He insists on 10,000 pokos, which converted into your currency, USD according to my data, with the price of multi-dimensional shipping, will come to a total of 10 USD.

All the waifus lowkey will be Shrek then.

 

[Deleted member]

Or do like my cat, bring in mice and release them into the living room.

Now that I think about it being in a relationship with a catgirl could probably be really annoying depending on how catlike they are.
You wake up in the morning expecting them to be in bed with you but instead they thought the hamper that you use for dirty clothes was way more comfortable.

 

[R O F L]

My god what have we been discussing tonight?

According to my data, the past hour, you "users", have talked about waifu machines, alternate costumes, and more gibberish that my sensors do not understand.

 

[SneakyLink]

I figured out the contents of the next direct!

Start with Joker gameplay trailer. Then explain moves in detail. Go over stage and talk about how spirits from Persona 5 will be added.

Then, new mode! Smash Tour 2.0! After every turn is a battle! And turns are twice as long! Plus, it’s the only way to unlock DLC characters moving forward.

Mii costumes! Featuring: Banjo, Steve, Erdrick, Sora, Duster, Geno, Elma, and more!

Finally, reveal trailer for... Sgt. Cortez from Timesplitters!

 

[Zinith]

Oh, and also...

 

[Wademan94]

Oh, and also...

What’s the eighth one then?

 

[KMDP]

Now that I think about it being in a relationship with a catgirl could probably be really annoying depending on how catlike they are.
You wake up in the morning expecting them to be in bed with you but instead they thought the hamper that you use for dirty clothes was way more comfortable.

When she sits on your lap, she decides to knead you for a few minutes, claws out, to soften you up.

 

[SneakyLink]

What’s the eighth one then?

That’s the secret Yarn one.

Only obtainable by completing the Pit of 100 Trails with Prof. Frankly present for the whole Pit.

 

[Zinith]

What’s the eighth one then?

Some Yoshi's are just born with better genes

 

[Deleted member]

*You can hear screaming*

 

[Deleted member]

Maaaaaan, I want to play Persona 5 again.

I hope those Switch rumors are true. Portable Persona 5 sounds dope.

 

[Noipoi]

When she sits on your lap, she decides to knead you for a few minutes, claws out, to soften you up.

How do cat people deal with this stuff?

 

[Mythra]

How do cat people deal with this stuff?

As an owner of two cats I can say that.... I don't know