Here's how it would go down:
The scene is Axe, my brother, and myself sitting down eating somewhere (doesn't really matter where).
A beautiful girl walks by and sits near us.
My brother gets up and says "If we were a card, we would be the two of hearts." She laughs hysterically at him and he sits down in shame.
I walk up and say "Hey those clothes would look great on the floor next to my bed." She throws her drink in my face and I sit down.
Axe walks over and asks her "excuse me, are you on the EDGE of your game?
Confused by this odd question the girl replies "yeah..." to our hero.
Axe then proceeds to forward tilt her followed immediately by a tail spike. As she lay there on the ground unconscious he walks back over to my brother and I and says "She'll ask me out when she wakes up."
We ask him why he assumes that and he says it's simple:
Anyone he beats innevitably kisses his ***