Ya'll see Florida get up and blast Omis right in the face! And he falls... and falls... and falls.... and crashes like mountain into the sea. He was
Shaq, mafia roleblocker. And you all look around and figure he was the last mafia guy and it's game over. And it is! Town wins. And Hando who was a warlock.
So yeah, a lot of you had weirdass roles, and even knowing what they were I had no idea what some of you were trying to do.
The roles:
Macman/Stingers: You are
Chronopedaius and you have
a pair of timesocks. You know, timesocks. If you put them on and run really fast and then slide, you could slide so fast you would slide straight into the future. Once per game, you may PM me that you want to put on your timesocks. If you put them on during the day, the dayphase will end and go straight to night without a lynch. If you put them on during the night, you will skip that night phase and go straight to day without any other night actions happening. You are town aligned and win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
You can not perform your action during the day after the number of votes required for a lynch on someone has been reached. You are town
Junglefever: You are a
strawberry vanilla townie. You are completely powerless... well, unless knowledge is power! You know that you are the only player with a completely powerless role. So much for Totally Normal Mafia!
Chaco: You have
amnesia. Sorry, bro. You’re quite positive that you are a power role, but you just can’t seem to remember what you do. But you do have a night action. Each night, send me the night of the player you would like to perform your action on. You do not have to perform this action each night, and you are allowed to perform it on yourself. You are town aligned and win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Frozenflame/Yaya: You are the
Replace-o-Matic 500. Five hundred times during the game... wait, no, that’s not right... once during the game you may send me a PM with a player that you want replaced out of the game. They will be replaced with the next replacement on the list or I will find someone to take their spot. You are town aligned and win when all threats to the town are eliminated.
Marshy: You are
House. You can save any patient from anything, but your overbearing nature means you also roleblock anyone you protect. Each night you may choose one person to both roleblock and protect from nightkills. You are town aligned and you win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
Mentosman: You are a
Mega Man, willing to sacrifice your life for the greater good. Each night, you may protect another player from harm; if you do so, however, and that player is targeted for a nightkill, you will be targeted in their place. You are town aligned and win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
Florida: You are
Frank Castle, The Punisher! Anyways, you have a gun, but you only have one bullet left because before this all happened you were out killing bad guys. Once during the game, you may shoot someone. If you shoot during the night, you will do it in secret; if you shoot during the day, you must post in bold
shoot with my last bullet: (target goes here). You are town aligned and win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
KevinM: You are
an attention whore. Sorry, somebody had to say it. But there is something empowering about being in the spotlight! Each day, you must be quoted or directly addressed by a certain number of players (specifically, half of the current cast rounded down to the nearest whole number). On any day that you fail to complete this restriction, you will turn up guilty to investigations that night. You are town aligned and win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
Rockin: You are
Norm L. Normington, vanilla townie. You have absolutely no powers in this game, I swear. You just got caught up in the crowd. You are town aligned and win when all threats to the town have been eliminated.
(Sent at the start of Night 1
Hey, buddy... remember when I told you that you were just a
vanilla townie? Well, sorry, I was wrong. You are actually the
mafia godfather, you just got lost in the crowd. Luckily, your mafia partner Shaq (played by xxx), the mafia roleblocker with huge hands, found you and reminded you that you had a night meeting to attend! You are immune to investigations and they will produce the town-aligned result. You are mafia aligned and win when the mafia reaches a majority or it is impossible to stop that from happening.
Each night, you and your mafia partner can choose one player to kill, and you may also choose which of you performs the action.
Omis/Smashman: You are
Shaq, the
mafia roleblocker, and you have
huge hands. Each night, you can stand point in front of someone and put your hands up – there is no way anything is getting past those hands. You are in the mafia with xxx, your mafia godfather, but he got lost in the crowd and currently thinks he is just a vanilla townie. You will be reunited with him at the beginning of Night 1 – until then, you are not allowed to communicate. You are mafia aligned and win when the mafia reaches a majority or it is impossible to stop that from happening.
Each night, you and your mafia partner can choose one player to kill, and you may also choose which of you performs the action.
Handorin: You are a
the wife in an animated sitcom and therefore you have a gambling problem in an attempt to make your character interesting. Each night you may guess whom you think will be lynched that day. If you guess correctly twice during the game, you win. You are allowed to guess yourself and you are allowed to guess No Lynch.
Also, respond to this PM before the game starts with your guess for Day 1!
You are independently aligned and win when you predict the next day’s lynch twice.
So there's that. Nights weren't that interesting except on night 2 Marshy successfully docsaved KevinM. Also, since stingers was replaced by a role he is counted among the winning players or whatever. Hando picked No Lynch day 1, Rockin day 2 and 3. And Yaya really did repalce Stingers and Night 3 didn't happen because Macman used his role.
Night 1:
Mentos targets Marshy
Rockin targets Jungle for the kill
Chaco targets Macman
Smashman targets Marshy
Night 2:
Mentos targets Macman
Rockin targets Kevin for the kill
Marshy targets Kevin for doc savin'
Smashman targets Macman