Predatoria
Smash Journeyman
Even at level 9, computers seem to have no concept of avoiding your attacks. They'll waltz right into a ganondorf warlock punch, regardless of level. Players feel a lot different. In some ways, I actually find level 9 computers harder than players because they're so chaotic and random, whereas players start moving in predictable patterns and respond to your moves. You can trick a player with mind games with moves like "Alright, he's roll dodging every single time I do this move, so if I do this, I can hit him with this attack." A computer just feels like so rng'ish in their movements to me, and I don't really find fighting them to be valuable as a source of practice.I'm a guy who plays Smash for fun.
I always do one-stock 1v1s with most items on using whatever stage I want.
On Valentine's Day, my parents bought me and my little sister Emma an NSO subscription for a year. After a few matches of TetrisFortnite99, I decided to play some Ultimate online. I mean, I was pretty good at the game -- I always went up against Lv. 9 CPUs and only lost about three eighths of the time.
However, there was one glaring flaw.
One gigantic flaw that puts the rest of my SSBU time where I thought I was decent at the game into perspective.
My strategy is to spam smash attacks.
I don't know when this habit formed -- I used to get a few sweet kills in Smash 4 when I mained Mr. Game & Watch like this one time where I won a match against an Ike on Balloon Fight Omega in For Glory 1v1 where he kept dodge-rolling and I kept using Judge and when I finally decided to stop turning around because of how predictable the Ike (or maybe it was Falco) player was, my Judge hit a 9, but I think the habit formed in Multi-Man Smash.
Years ago, when I still mained Mr. G&W in both Brawl and Smash 4, I tried to get the world record in Endless Brawl. I used a Wiimote and Nunchuk (my only options), and started shaking them like there was no tomorrow. I think my record is around 135.
It was hard to go back. I still can't.
And human players know how to counter my strategy.
This is why I will never get into Elite Smash.
I do wish that ranked mode would, at the very least, let you choose from a few pre-defined rulesets and separate the playerbase based on choices. It feels frustrating to queue into a laggy player on the moving pac man stage with items and stage hazards on (yes, this did happen to me and it was insuffrable. I just SD'd on purpose and took the loss).
That being said, I usually don't personally find many of my matches to have bad rulesets. The most common deviant set I see (I choose max time, 3 stock, no items, omega stages) is a 2 stock variant of my ruleset, which really isn't that big of a deal. You just gotta be careful you pick up on your opponent quickly and don't shrug off losing your first stock expecting to come back late match.
I occasionally run into irritating sets, but it's infrequent enough for me that I'll usually just SD and decline a rematch. It's not worth the frustration to me to bother.
I've never encountered a stamina match.
I rematch players no matter what, unless I'm just being farmed into the dirt by someone I just cannot beat (or if they're laggy or have annoying rules). My longest loss streak was 12 in a row against a Shulk as Ridley until I finally gave in. I try to ignore the GSP rating and just try to fight people who are beating me. I'll save my losses and rewatch them sometimes to figure out why I'm losing. In the case with Shulk, he was punishing me off every one of my jabs that he shielded, and it was losing me the matches. I had to rewatch it to realize this is why I was doing poorly against him. That, and I was also trying to force bairs on him instead of choosing the best option of attack for his play. Learning this was worth going on a loss streak one night and tanking my GSP, rather than being afraid to tank and avoiding someone who beat me.
If you want to improve, do not be afraid of losing. Losing is more valuable to you than winning. Winning is fun, and winning is an ego stroke, but losing is your best chance to learn if you can take it maturely instead of getting salty and raging.
I'm not in Elite, but am hoping to get there one glorious day.
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