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[Chronodiver Lokii]

you've never seen a zero suit board have you : P our discussions live on with the best titles.

like when we declared war on the peach boards.

good times, good times.

 

[Kewkky]

Peach doesn't have as great a body figure as Samus does, though.

Also, I didn't realize she wasn't going to have her suit pieces anymore. Dang, that's a big blow against ZSS.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

it wasnt about bods (we are sure we have the hottest character tho)

it was about which board was better
165 *******
165 for days

best board

 

[gamer8]

So how did you guys like the new pics they posted?

 

[Sonicguy726]

it wasnt about bods (we are sure we have the hottest character tho)

it was about which board was better
165 *****es
165 for days

best board

Marth is the hottest tho

 

[Zero Suit Wario]

There isn't much to say, I guess. She looks merciless and badass in the one pointing her gun at Luigi's head... but poor luggy

 

[gamer8]

There isn't much to say, I guess. She looks merciless and badass in the one pointing her gun at Luigi's head... but poor luggy

Yeah lol that was the best pic imo. If only it could have been Toon Link instead, I love Luigi!

 

[aBBYS]

I made a comparison between Sheik and Zero Suit Samus to show off how differently they're portrayed:

Sheik is portrayed as athletic, not sexy. Sure, she has curves too, but her booty looks tight and compact, almost like a male butt. And look at her arms - they have visible muscle tone.

Samus is portrayed as sexy, not athletic. Her booty is big (just look how much bigger it is compared to Sheik's) and looks full, soft and plump. It's not fat, but it's definitely not firm either. Her arms are slender and thin, but lacks the muscle of Sheik's arms.

When it comes to the female form, athletic is usually not considered sexy. Soft, curvy and plump is considered sexy for a woman. So even though Samus logically would have an athletic build, she does not - because it would make her look less sexy.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

wrong thread for this : P

 

[Sonicguy726]

I made a comparison between Sheik and Zero Suit Samus to show off how differently they're portrayed:

Sheik is portrayed as athletic, not sexy. Sure, she has curves too, but her booty looks tight and compact, almost like a male butt. And look at her arms - they have visible muscle tone.

Samus is portrayed as sexy, not athletic. Her booty is big (just look how much bigger it is compared to Sheik's) and looks full, soft and plump. It's not fat, but it's definitely not firm either. Her arms are slender and thin, but lacks the muscle of Sheik's arms.

When it comes to the female form, athletic is usually not considered sexy. Soft, curvy and plump is considered sexy for a woman. So even though Samus logically would have an athletic build, she does not - because it would make her look less sexy.

Well she isn't known for punching so her arms won't be toned unlike sheik who is trying to look like a man

 

[aBBYS]

wrong thread for this : P

Oh... sorry - I seriously mixed the two up!

 

[ndayday]

@ aBBYS you are one horny dude and I can respect that


also yo Lokii I'm just butting in and checking on you boobs etc

Also, I didn't realize she wasn't going to have her suit pieces anymore. Dang, that's a big blow against ZSS.

But jet boots.

 

[Arcadenik]

Sheik is a man again... of course he's gonna have a male butt. Why would Samus have a male butt?

 

[aBBYS]

@ aBBYS you are one horny dude and I can respect that

I don't think I'm more horny than anyone else, I'm just more open about it.

And sorry again for posting the comparison pic in the wrong thread.

 

[Shaking//very]

that's ****ing bull****, it has nothing to do with being horny. she's made of ****ing polygons, it's all about character design and development here.

it's about the right anatomy. and while non of this stuff is going to bother me once i've got one of the games in hand; it's interesting to say the least to discuss this.
for the way she performs in her own games; i've got to admit, her body doesn't make much sense this time around. and while it certainly doesn't bother me because she really looks stunning this time around, it just feels weird and doesn't give me the appeal of what samus used to be.

by that i mean i think it's a kind of a shame we're getting zero suit samus of samus without her power suit on in every game nowadays. it's like they are saying ''look lets just get this out of the way right now; samus is a girl, girls have breasts. here's a great shot of her breasts while she's wearing the zero suit. she also has a great as take a good look at that too. alright now that we're done with this here's the game.''

i remember when i finished super metroid as quickly as possible because someone told me she was actually a girl and i couldn't believe it. and there she was.

what made samus ''sexy'' to me was how little we knew about her, or even saw of her. she's like this kick ass girl that lives in isolation and works alone to defeat monsters that are 10 times her size ( except ridley cause he can fit into smash shut up. ) and after every amazing adventure you go through with her, in the end you are reminded again she's actually a human being - infact she's a beautiful young blond woman.

you know how when a girl isn't fully undressed, like in her lingerie or panties? that's more sexier to most because it leaves something to the imagine nation. the thought of what's under there is even more sexier than the actual sight of what's under there.

that what makes samus beautiful to me. and i still don't mind the zero suit or anything, inf act i think it's one if her best ''suitless forms'' because it shows her body, it shows she's female and beautiful. but it doesn't reveal anything at all. and with that while i still don't consider it a bad design choice this time around; i do think her breasts and booty are way out of proportion for what she does. she's more of a sexy bounty hunter now instead of what she's used to be;

a bounty hunter, that also happens to be sexy.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

s'all good : P just thought id fit there better :'D
itd probably stir the pot more too

they really did well with the hips tho
and sheiks butt
i like when modelers can sculpt stuff correctly.

 

[Kewkky]

aBBYS, trust me, you were not off topic.

 

[aBBYS]

s'all good : P just thought id fit there better :'D
itd probably stir the pot more too

they really did well with the hips tho
and sheiks butt
i like when modelers can sculpt stuff correctly.

And I think you were right about that... but if it's OK to continue here, sure.

It's not just the hips - it's the junk in her trunk. It's all the burgers and space snacks she has gobbled up which has transformed into beautiful curves.

Her booty is as big as it was in Other M... and completely different from how it was in Brawl.

When you say "correctly", exactly what do you mean?

 

[Ridley_Prime]

Also, I didn't realize she wasn't going to have her suit pieces anymore. Dang, that's a big blow against ZSS.

For balancing reasons or whathaveyou, I'm glad that no longer having the scattered suit pieces actually happened. It just felt forced when I or someone else used her and I didn't want to play with items.

that's ****ing bull****, it has nothing to do with being horny. she's made of ****ing polygons, it's all about character design and development here.

it's about the right anatomy. and while non of this stuff is going to bother me once i've got one of the games in hand; it's interesting to say the least to discuss this.
for the way she performs in her own games; i've got to admit, her body doesn't make much sense this time around. and while it certainly doesn't bother me because she really looks stunning this time around, it just feels weird and doesn't give me the appeal of what samus used to be.

by that i mean i think it's a kind of a shame we're getting zero suit samus of samus without her power suit on in every game nowadays. it's like they are saying ''look lets just get this out of the way right now; samus is a girl, girls have breasts. here's a great shot of her breasts while she's wearing the zero suit. she also has a great as take a good look at that too. alright now that we're done with this here's the game.''

i remember when i finished super metroid as quickly as possible because someone told me she was actually a girl and i couldn't believe it. and there she was.

what made samus ''sexy'' to me was how little we knew about her, or even saw of her. she's like this kick *** girl that lives in isolation and works alone to defeat monsters that are 10 times her size ( except ridley cause he can fit into smash shut up. ) and after every amazing adventure you go through with her, in the end you are reminded again she's actually a human being - infact she's a beautiful young blond woman.

you know how when a girl isn't fully undressed, like in her lingerie or panties? that's more sexier to most because it leaves something to the imagine nation. the thought of what's under there is even more sexier than the actual sight of what's under there.

that what makes samus beautiful to me. and i still don't mind the zero suit or anything, inf act i think it's one if her best ''suitless forms'' because it shows her body, it shows she's female and beautiful. but it doesn't reveal anything at all. and with that while i still don't consider it a bad design choice this time around; i do think her breasts and booty are way out of proportion for what she does. she's more of a sexy bounty hunter now instead of what she's used to be;

a bounty hunter, that also happens to be sexy.

Maybe it's selfish, but at times I kinda miss too when Samus had that mystique to her in where mostly only those who fully beat a Metroid game or within a certain time knew she was a beautiful female, and that was all we saw of her without the suit, but now her being suitless is just shown in everything. Not something to complain about necessarily, but you know.

 

[KingBroly]

ZSS definitely has some modeling issues going on, particularly where her torso connects with her leg. I've noticed that issue in at least 3 shots. It just seems to exist in the Wii U version at this point.

 

[Ryuutakeshi]

She may not have much muscle in her arms but her legs look well toned. Plus, she is supposed to be super flexible (even beyond some human standards) so imagine her being that bulky.

 

[Kewkky]

Well, to be honest, she doesn't really use her arms much in the series, nor on Smash. She kicks, runs, jumps... But only in Smash has she actually used her hands for fighting, and it came in the form of weak jabs.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

Do point out where : o

I think they did a great job on her hips

Also correctly = they got nice realistic details like back and butt and arm muscles
LOOK AT SHEIK
WOWOWOWOWOW

 

[Kewkky]

Well, Sheik is supposed to be of a ninja-esque group of people (Sheikah), so I understand the toned muscles and lean look. Samus uses her armor as her weapon most of the time, so she hasn't had to condition herself to the levels of the Sheikah. She also has Chozo blood which enhances her physical abilities, which kind of excuses her athletic abilities when talking about body toning. In any case, her legs are nice and her arms are on the slimmer side, which explains all the jumping, landing, running, kicking, and whatever else there is that she does with her legs vice her arms.

 

[aBBYS]

ZSS definitely has some modeling issues going on, particularly where her torso connects with her leg. I've noticed that issue in at least 3 shots. It just seems to exist in the Wii U version at this point.

I've noticed this too. Hopefully it's because they're still polishing the models and not because there's a lack of polygons to make them look good.

She may not have much muscle in her arms but her legs look well toned. Plus, she is supposed to be super flexible (even beyond some human standards) so imagine her being that bulky.

I have to disagree with this. Her legs look slim, not toned. There's no visible muscle tone on them, like on Sheik's arms or Samus's legs in Super Metroid. Yeah, she's supposed to be flexible, but her booty doesn't follow that logic. It's all big and plump.

Well, to be honest, she doesn't really use her arms much in the series, nor on Smash. She kicks, runs, jumps... But only in Smash has she actually used her hands for fighting, and it came in the form of weak jabs.

I think we should exclude logic here - her butt is too big to fit into a "flexible, gymnast body". She kind of had that body in Brawl, but in this game? No, I don't think so. They went straight for sex appeal regarding the looks of her body - slim waist, wide hips, plump butt, slim arms, big boobs. If you look at real women with slim arms and slim waists, they almost never have buttocks as big as Zero Suit Samus - because they don't have enough fat for that. And you can't control fat distribution.

Do point out where : o

I think they did a great job on her hips

Also correctly = they got nice realistic details like back and butt and arm muscles
LOOK AT SHEIK
WOWOWOWOWOW

I'm starting to think that you're as obsessed with hips as I am with butts. :-)

Yeah, you can tell Sheik is toned - especially if you compare to the untoned Zero Suit Samus (note: having a flat stomach doesn't automatically make you toned). As you said, Sheik has visible muscle tone on her arms, back and butt. Samus has none of this - her butt is just big. :-P For example, IF they implemented jiggle physics, I don't think Sheik's butt should move - it's too firm. Samus's butt on the other hand would jiggle quite a bit...

Well, Sheik is supposed to be of a ninja-esque group of people (Sheikah), so I understand the toned muscles and lean look. Samus uses her armor as her weapon most of the time, so she hasn't had to condition herself to the levels of the Sheikah. She also has Chozo blood which enhances her physical abilities, which kind of excuses her athletic abilities when talking about body toning. In any case, her legs are nice and her arms are on the slimmer side, which explains all the jumping, landing, running, kicking, and whatever else there is that she does with her legs vice her arms.

Heh, once again, I think you take real life logic too long into videogame territory. :-) But strictly speaking about IRL logics, you're right.

However, I can't emphazise enough how much I like that they actually make the models different. In Dead or Alive, for example, all the girls' butts look virtually the same, it's like they're using the same models for everyone and just change the faces. But here, there are obvious differences between Sheik and Zero Suit Samus.

 

[Ridley_Prime]

So... the war is over I take it? Hallelujah!

 

[IsmaR]

It was never a war. It was more like an aggravating wait at the DMV.

 

[KingBroly]

I've noticed this too. Hopefully it's because they're still polishing the models and not because there's a lack of polygons to make them look good.

Well, if you compare her Jab on Wii U and 3DS you can see it's not an issue on 3DS. Considering that the Wii U version is coming out later, I'm sure most of the issues will be corrected. But like Brawl, I do expect SOME model oddities with ZSS.

 

[Ryuutakeshi]

I just hope they lessen the rubber spine issue.

 

[KingBroly]

I imagine they will, but we'll have to say goodbye to Pikaman ;_;

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

hips and butts mmmmmmmm

as a straight woman, i can still admit to how awesome butts and hips are.
also guys can have nice butts too, so that is also to be appreciated. butts!


also as an artist backs are my favorite part of the human body in general, so thats a plus haha (drawing backs is like wowowowowow so fun so many muscle groups eeee)

aaaaanyway new zss boards are so cancer this is sad

 

[ぱみゅ]

Hey Lokii, no need to worry, the fever will eventually cool down and these silly debates will end soon enough to enjoy the eventual animu discussions game when it comes out

 

[Ridley_Prime]

It was never a war. It was more like an aggravating wait at the DMV.

I know, but I just like saying that sorta line at times like that.

And yeah, none of that will last by the time the game's actually out.

 

[TeenGirlSquad]

that's ****ing bull****, it has nothing to do with being horny. she's made of ****ing polygons, it's all about character design and development here.

it's about the right anatomy. and while non of this stuff is going to bother me once i've got one of the games in hand; it's interesting to say the least to discuss this.
for the way she performs in her own games; i've got to admit, her body doesn't make much sense this time around. and while it certainly doesn't bother me because she really looks stunning this time around, it just feels weird and doesn't give me the appeal of what samus used to be.

by that i mean i think it's a kind of a shame we're getting zero suit samus of samus without her power suit on in every game nowadays. it's like they are saying ''look lets just get this out of the way right now; samus is a girl, girls have breasts. here's a great shot of her breasts while she's wearing the zero suit. she also has a great as take a good look at that too. alright now that we're done with this here's the game.''

i remember when i finished super metroid as quickly as possible because someone told me she was actually a girl and i couldn't believe it. and there she was.

what made samus ''sexy'' to me was how little we knew about her, or even saw of her. she's like this kick *** girl that lives in isolation and works alone to defeat monsters that are 10 times her size ( except ridley cause he can fit into smash shut up. ) and after every amazing adventure you go through with her, in the end you are reminded again she's actually a human being - infact she's a beautiful young blond woman.

you know how when a girl isn't fully undressed, like in her lingerie or panties? that's more sexier to most because it leaves something to the imagine nation. the thought of what's under there is even more sexier than the actual sight of what's under there.

that what makes samus beautiful to me. and i still don't mind the zero suit or anything, inf act i think it's one if her best ''suitless forms'' because it shows her body, it shows she's female and beautiful. but it doesn't reveal anything at all. and with that while i still don't consider it a bad design choice this time around; i do think her breasts and booty are way out of proportion for what she does. she's more of a sexy bounty hunter now instead of what she's used to be;

a bounty hunter, that also happens to be sexy.

10/10 sums up my feelings perfectly.

 

[WindMajor]

And yeah, none of that will last by the time the game's actually out.

yes when the game comes out we'll just be talking about a different cancer

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

this reminds me of the time everyone joined the zss boards for a week because omg a zss won apex

....and then they realized that zss is stupidly tough to play

 

[IsmaR]

I enjoyed everyone screaming 'You go white girl' though.

 

[Z1GMA]

I made this and posted it on miiverse - ofcourse it was deleted

 

[ぱみゅ]

And I am unsure if it will stay here for too long...

 

[aBBYS]

I made this and posted it on miiverse - ofcourse it was deleted

That's weird. This post:

was not deleted. It actually became rather popular, getting over 20 comments and over 50 yeahs.

Miiverse moderation is really random some times... maybe the case of your post could've had to do with their automatic filter program?