Social The Zero Suit/Samus in Shorts Social

[Sovereign]

That sweater is so low-tier... Sakurai needs to put the Smash dollars he gets from us to better use.

 

[Sonicguy726]

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Yaaaaas!!!

 

[Another K-2L Survivor]

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Yaaaaas!!!

I've gotta say, that's a pretty amazing speculative mains list you have their in your sig. Tack on the impending new Fire Emblem rep, and swap me out Peach for Power Suit Samus, and you've got perfection in my book. Though, with how I am, I say now I'll main that group, and end up alllll over the place when release hits.

Speaking of speculation, I'm really curious as to how much Zero Suit Samus's speed/jump height has been tampered with to accommodate her new heels. I wasn't able to get a good grasp of the changes from the short clip we got in the direct, but I suppose that is the nature of a teaser. Anyone have any more insight?

 

[Sovereign]

I've gotta say, that's a pretty amazing speculative mains list you have their in your sig. Tack on the impending new Fire Emblem rep, and swap me out Peach for Power Suit Samus, and you've got perfection in my book. Though, with how I am, I say now I'll main that group, and end up alllll over the place when release hits.

Speaking of speculation, I'm really curious as to how much Zero Suit Samus's speed/jump height has been tampered with to accommodate her new heels. I wasn't able to get a good grasp of the changes from the short clip we got in the direct, but I suppose that is the nature of a teaser. Anyone have any more insight?

I hope to Chozo she retained the speed and jump height she had in Brawl. The only changes she would need, are pretty much confirmed: Better recovery, so that she doesn't get ledgehogged to death, and boots!

 

[LawCorazon]

Now to show off some more "assets"

 

[Sovereign]

OMG! She still has her DownB?! Yes! If this was already known, I'm sorry, but I didn't... and I'm ecstatic!

 

[Shaking//very]

Now to show off some more "assets"

''Pic of the day. Ready now? Together with me! Also, Samus her butt.''

 

[Kewkky]

She's got some nice hips, man. Child-bearing hips.

METROID SEQUEL STARRING SAMUS AND HER FAMILY CONFIRMED

 

[VictoriaYr]

A Metroid game where she's always in her Zero Suit? And pregnant? All alone on a distant planet with a talking computer and some Etecoons and Dachoras?

I just imagine it being a Fusion Sequel.

 

[Shaking//very]

and while she's on adventure, she's also desperately trying to find out why she's pregrant and from who

Spoiler

it's ridley's

you thought her ptsd scene was a bit too dramatic? wait till you see samus in labour!

 

[Another K-2L Survivor]

Oh the things I will never be able to unsee after this day.

 

[IsmaR]

I'm a Metroid and I find this offensive.

 

[VictoriaYr]

Just when we were starting to recover from Other M, Nintendo decides to launch, "Another Other M" ...

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

this is so very different than the brawl zss boards ; x ;

needs more anime + less lewd thoughts towards oh glorious samus <3 ; w ; /

 

[IsmaR]

I'm not sure if that's a good or bad thing yet. You guys scared me too much so I just lurked back then.

...Though I prefer anime to sexism debates.

 

[Kewkky]

Also, according to that picture, Wii Fit Trainer is some sort of bird. Just look at that neck bend... Ouch.

 

[Another K-2L Survivor]

Also, according to that picture, Wii Fit Trainer is some sort of bird. Just look at that neck bend... Ouch.

I completely missed that. It's marginally terrifying..

 

[Sovereign]

Also, according to that picture, Wii Fit Trainer is some sort of bird. Just look at that neck bend... Ouch.

There's imitators and emulators and Wii Fit Trainer is obviously neither of those. Next to ZSS she's outclassed. Try again, Sakurai.

 

[Kewkky]

For all we know, there's a message hidden in this pic. Wii Fit Trainer being a bird person, I can see her giving Samus her power-ups in the next Metroid game.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

dont be afraid of the brawl zss boards!
we are mild mannered and just have feelings about anime
and zss

 

[Ridley_Prime]

She's got some nice hips, man. Child-bearing hips.

METROID SEQUEL STARRING SAMUS AND HER FAMILY CONFIRMED

With her Chozo DNA too she supposedly ages much slower than a normal human, so.. milf alert?
j/k

A Metroid game where she's always in her Zero Suit? And pregnant? All alone on a distant planet with a talking computer and some Etecoons and Dachoras?

I just imagine it being a Fusion Sequel.

Unlikely since Sakamoto won't be involved in the series again anytime soon.

 

[Sonicguy726]

With her Chozo DNA too she supposedly ages much slower than a normal human, so.. milf alert?
j/k

Unlikely since Sakamoto won't be involved in the series again anytime soon.

Unless they get someone else to do it.

Please let it be wayforward

 

[VictoriaYr]

With her Chozo DNA too she supposedly ages much slower than a normal human, so.. milf alert?
j/k

Unlikely since Sakamoto won't be involved in the series again anytime soon.

That's perfectly fine by me. I think Samus should remain impregnable despite how nice her hips are.

 

[Empyrean]

Also, according to that picture, Wii Fit Trainer is some sort of bird. Just look at that neck bend... Ouch.

WFT confirmed to be Samus' long-lost sibling.

 

[ぱみゅ]

WFT's joints are just so unnatural..... no wonder she's that good at Yoga stuff.

Also, ZSS Brawl Social is very anime-oriented. I like them but I rarely know how to fit in there, I pretty much lurk 90% of the time.

 

[IsmaR]

Coming from the regular Samus boards, which are deader than dead. it's weird to do anything but lurk.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

guys help someone stop me from going into the sexism debate because i care way too much about character design and this is a lost battle because smashboards is actually the worst place to debate this

 

[TheLegendOfVenusaur]

I don't get why they separated Pkmn trainer, Samus/ZSS and Zelda/Shiek. Samurai said in the live stream that it was so we could focus on one movesets but if they made it so Pkmn trainer doesn't force a switch each time you get ko'd and let us pick ZSS from the selection screen on the same slot as Samus we wouldn't have to.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

ive heard rumors of some programming limitations in the 3ds version
only rumors
but there were issues with switching characters and stuff

solidarity between games yo

 

[Sonicguy726]

It makes the game more balanced, zelda was always at a disadvantage because of sheik and the loss of a down B wasn't great

 

[IsmaR]

guys help someone stop me from going into the sexism debate because i care way too much about character design and this is a lost battle because smashboards is actually the worst place to debate this

Just remember it's not worth it, and that eventually the board will stabilize. Pretty soon all the people who care that much will either learn to cope or leave. Or get assaulted by a Modtroid.

 

[Goten21]

ive heard rumors of some programming limitations in the 3ds version
only rumors
but there were issues with switching characters and stuff

solidarity between games yo

Doubt it

He (imo, obviously) just listened to the fan-base that actually really cares A LOT about the game

No one liked the switching characters, apart from a few people
He had to do what would please the most

 

[WindMajor]

WFT's joints are just so unnatural..... no wonder she's that good at Yoga stuff.

Zero Suit Samus has some pretty unnatural waist twists in Brawl. I think if you slow down a Nair you'll see how her spine twists like at a almost a 90 degree angle.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

SO GUYS HOW ABOUT THAT SMASH 4 GAME
attempts to ignore the insanity that is ensuing

 

[ndayday]

I hear it has women with breasts.

while trying to come up with some actual content for this post I realized that she won't have her suit pieces anymore whoa.

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

NDAYDAY! how goes comrade?

also
shhh you arent allowed to say breasts here wowowowowoowowow i thought as a mod you would know thaaaaatttttt woooooooooooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

gimme the old zss boards those were saner timesssss

 

[aBBYS]

I don't think I've ever seen a discussion - anywhere, on any board - about Zero Suit Samus without people talking about her body. But it's just natural, if you show a woman in a skin tight suit, this is what you get. Especially if she has wide hips and a plump butt. :-)

Speaking of something else, I wonder how Nintendo plans to moderate Miiverse, considering the massive amount of suggestive screenshots that will be taken by users.

 

[IsmaR]

I think I'm just gonna name the GD "No heels, breasts or butts"

 

[Chronodiver Lokii]

i like your festive metroid

 

[aBBYS]

I think I'm just gonna name the GD "No heels, breasts or butts"

And watch how the topic dies, LOL.