The Unhappy Thread

[Jon Farron]

UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I swear I'm about to explode. My Dad is monitoring EVERY website that i visit on my computer and my phone. EVERYTHING. He keeps asking me about this and that omg, I'm 17!!!! The second he sees something that he doesn't like/agree with *block*. This is rediculous. I don't have any freedom. This is completely invasive.


SOMEBODY HELP ME

 

[cannedbread]

im glad my parents don't give a **** about what i do B)

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I swear I'm about to explode. My Dad is monitoring EVERY website that i visit on my computer and my phone. EVERYTHING. He keeps asking me about this and that omg, I'm 17!!!! The second he sees something that he doesn't like/agree with *block*. This is rediculous. I don't have any freedom. This is completely invasive.


SOMEBODY HELP ME

rebel and start looking up REALLY bad and unusual things

 

[Jon Farron]

No that would cause things to become complete hell for me >.<

(Yes, even worse than now)

 

[Froggy]

UUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH

I swear I'm about to explode. My Dad is monitoring EVERY website that i visit on my computer and my phone. EVERYTHING. He keeps asking me about this and that omg, I'm 17!!!! The second he sees something that he doesn't like/agree with *block*. This is rediculous. I don't have any freedom. This is completely invasive.


SOMEBODY HELP ME

Is there a particular reason why he doesn't trust you?

 

[Jon Farron]

NO D:

They're just completely invasive >.<

 

[Froggy]

NO D:

They're just completely invasive >.<

Always been like that? What do they say when you tell them you're 17 and mature enough to browse the web without their interference?

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Tell him your just young and curious and just want to experiment with yourself

 

[infiniteV115]

Keep posting here about how he's ruining your life with his invasiveness and when he looks through your history he'll see this and realize he's ruining your life with his invasiveness and then he'll stop and then you can go look at some more *******

 

[Froggy]

Any chance it's your mom insisting he be so anal about this?

 

[Ojanya]

My girlfriend of 9 months broke up with me the day I was finally home from university... I'm bummming sooooo hard... I really don't know what to do...

 

[Jon Farron]

Any chance it's your mom insisting he be so anal about this?

No, I thought it was at first... but she's not tech savvy and didn't even know he could monitor us. .-.

 

[Froggy]

My girlfriend of 9 months broke up with me the day I was finally home from university... I'm bummming sooooo hard... I really don't know what to do...

There are a few things that work for me in that kinda situation. But what are you mostly bummed about? Is it because you loved her or is it more because you'll miss the consistent source of sex?

 

[Jon Farron]

Is it because you loved her or is it more because you'll miss the consistent source of sex?

Well that was blunt. ._.

 

[Froggy]

Well that was blunt. ._.

Blunt is fine as long as it's not rude.

Well I got confused about Unemployment filing because I had always been filing on the wrong day(Friday not Monday). The agent I spoke with told me that Monday was my filing date, but I thought I'd miss a week if I waited until then to file. Long Story short I probably should have just listened to the agent because now my benefits may or may not be delayed. In my experience customer service reps, receptionists and secretaries are often incompetent so I tend not to trust them. I'll stop thinking that way about government officials who I interview with though.

Edit: I'm realizing more and more that I don't know as much as I think I do.

 

[Jon Farron]

UUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I can't take this! My dad is spying on me, this has to be illegal.


Oh, uh, Hi dad :D

(D:<)

 

[Falconv1.0]

Hey White Mage's dad keep doing what you're doing.

He might end up strong like me.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Hey White Mage's dad, I'd tell you all of the nasty things he talks about and about all of his fetishes and activities, but I'd get banned for talking so inappropriately and graphically.

 

[Oneupsalesman]

Have you tried respectfully expressing your discomfort regarding his actions?

 

[Falconv1.0]

Man I'm glad I grew up from age 12 and on with no real authority figure. Really let me become a great human being.

But seriously invasive parents are such low tier fools. It's seriously like they don't remember how they ****ing grew up hating their parents for doing stupid ****.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Maybe they had parents that let the children do anything they want so they grew up feeling unloved and just wanting to be punished all their lives. Like rich kids on TV

 

[Jon Farron]

Hey White Mage's dad, I'd tell you all of the nasty things he talks about and about all of his fetishes and activities, but I'd get banned for talking so inappropriately and graphically.

Thank you for killing me -.-"

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

You really need to come out of the closet to your dad

 

[Froggy]

My parents really never gave a damn about what I saw or where I went so the concept of an invasive Dad seems so odd to me. Especially from your Father, men should know better.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

It's probably from a prejudice against the onslaught of all sorts of information and data from a computer. Any moderately conservative guardian would probably have at least a bit of fear in regards to the internet, particularly considering they themselves didn't grow up with its role in today's society.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

It's probably from a prejudice against the onslaught of all sorts of information and data from a computer. Any moderately conservative guardian would probably have at least a bit of fear in regards to the internet, particularly considering they themselves didn't grow up with its role in today's society.

What, free porn?

 

[Smooth Criminal]

Life-changing diets really, really suck. I'll spare everyone the gory details, but let's just say my body is not agreeing with the adjustments I'm making.

There is a silver lining, though.

Smooth Criminal

 

[Jon Farron]

It's probably from a prejudice against the onslaught of all sorts of information and data from a computer. Any moderately conservative guardian would probably have at least a bit of fear in regards to the internet, particularly considering they themselves didn't grow up with its role in today's society.

Yeah... basically that. >.<

 

[Froggy]

Yeah... basically that. >.<

Is your dad a Christian or a Minister or something?

 

[Jon Farron]

Both.. haha.

 

[Froggy]

Both.. haha.

Ah now I get it. He doesn't trust your amoral deviant thoughts. You should keep a bible community page up or something so he thinks you're devoting your time to God. I bet that'd get him to trust you.

 

[PsychoIncarnate]

Or maybe he should just stop having such amoral deviant thoughts

 

[Oneupsalesman]

Both.. haha.

Ugh, too bad he's contributing to the stereotype. Welp, you're seventeen, right? You won't have to deal with this sort of thing too much longer if you plan on going out on your own soon.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Or maybe he should just stop having such amoral deviant thoughts

Knowing White Mage we all know that isn't going to happen anytime soon.

 

[Froggy]

Or maybe he should just stop having such amoral deviant thoughts

I think only women can do that.

 

[#HBC | Acrostic]

I'm imagining a Two and a Half Men scenario with White Mage being Jake, Froggy being Alan, and Falcon being Charlie.

 

[Holder of the Heel]

Now that's a Two and a Half Men that I'd actually watch.

 

[cannedbread]

*laugh track*
*applause*

 

[Falconv1.0]

Get bodied for free, that mental image is perfect.

 

[Jon Farron]

Knowing White Mage we all know that isn't going to happen anytime soon.

What on earth?


I don't even know what that means ;-; lol