Greetings, weary traveler. I am the Farfetch’d of Courage. I know things are hard sometimes, but things will get better. I believe you can pull through, and become the very best like no one ever was. To catch them is your real test, to train-
ahem Excuse me.
I also believe you and your friends are getting fooled big time by these so-called talking “leeks” you speak of. As someone who’s always carrying a leek around, I should know! A talking leek? Bah! What stupid nonsense is that?! And one talking about “waifu cats”? What kind of leeks are y’all eating?! Stop following this garbage! “Talking leeks”…never heard of such a thing…don’t let these fakers and their imaginary leeks scam you!