Noipoi
Howdy!
Do I look like a furry?Weird question. They invent a special injection you can take that will put you in peak physical shape, increase your intelligence, and cure any physical malady you might possess.
BUT.... it works like the Ooze from TMNT, so you turn into a hybrid of the last animal/plant/fungus/etc. you touched
BUT.... you know it does this ahead of time so you can pick the animal.
Do you take the injection? And if yes, what do you become?