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[TheMightyP]

It was a concern for twitter users but for normal people, not really

Nah Twitter users would (rightfully) **** on Italians if anything they'd be mad at this

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Illumination's Chris Meledandri says Chris Pratt won't offend Italians in the Mario movie

Was this ever a concern? There's basically no Italy (or New York) elements in the Super Mario series these days. Is the movie taking notes from the old cartoons or something?

Also, will it ****ing kill them to give us a trailer or something like a teaser already?

The issue isn't that we think Chris Pratt is gonna have a racist Italian accent, it's that Mario DOESN'T have Charles Martinet's racist Italian accent. /j

 

[Schnee117]

Italians got to see Tifa getting [my lawyers have asked me to redact this word] in the senate this year, they need to be taken down a peg.

 

[TheMightyP]

Well I won't stand for this
#MAKECHRISPRATTRACIST

 

[Michael the Spikester]

I swear. The world is so sensitive nowadays. Have to be careful what you have to say. Don't remember this being such 10-20 years ago...

Notably Lightyear being banned in the Middle East just for LGBT+ representation shown.

 

[TheMightyP]

Italians got to see Tifa getting [my lawyers have asked me to redact this word] in the senate this year, they need to be taken down a peg.

Taken down a peg she says as if Tifa didn't ta-

Never mind

 

[Schnee117]

Notably Lightyear being banned in the Middle East just for LGBT+ representation shown.

This has been normal for years lmao
I could probably still get crushed to death for even existing in certain areas

 

[cashregister9]

Well I won't stand for this
#MAKECHRISPRATTRACIST

We don't need to try very hard considering the church he is apart of

Slide whistle noise

 

[TheMightyP]

This world is too sensitive. Kids these days won't last 1 second in a Mordern Warfare 2 lobby. L*berals won't allow me to say dark humor and jokes, and I gotta respect pronoun and say no slur. #GetWokeGoBroke

 

[CannonStreak]

I would now like to take a moment to torture you all.

 

[Z25]

Well I won't stand for this
#MAKECHRISPRATTRACIST

But Twitter told me he was.

how could they be wrong about that?

 

[ZephyrZ]

So Lightyear was pretty fun. Not mindblowing, but still a good time.

I'd say it's a B-tier movie, but maybe C-tier by Pixar standards.

 

[TheMightyP]

We don't need to try very hard considering the church he is apart of

Slide whistle noise

Wasn't that proven false? Like I keep getting mixed results when finding out

 

[MooMew64]

Started working with ReShade presets again.

Bloom is hard.

 

[TMNTSSB4]

these shouldn’t be so good to look at

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

So today some e-sports organization tried to run a Smash tournament only to allow two rapists to commentate and attend the event (D1 and Heavenly Controller).

There was a problem fetching the tweet

There's also a porn star at the event. What an absolute ****show and way to damage any last bit of their brand left. although Thunder Gaming was pretty dead before this anyway after their CEO got sued and had to get a new one.

Just when I thought the e sports side of Smash couldnt get any lower

 

[TheMightyP]

Alright we need a Direct

 

[CannonStreak]

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Alright we need a Direct

How's something like a Switch 2 going to be announced in the next Direct, since the Switch 1 is still in the middle of its lifespan and all?

 

[Professor Pumpkaboo]

The issue isn't that we think Chris Pratt is gonna have a racist Italian accent, it's that Mario DOESN'T have Charles Martinet's racist Italian accent. /j

Mario: "woohooo Im-a gonna win-a Mama mia" (no hate abiut the loveable man that is Charles)
People: "whats the problem? I see no problem"

 

[TheMightyP]

Just when I thought the e sports side of Smash couldnt get any lower

E-Sports side of Smash been dead to me since they just let Zero and Anti back in for no reason.

And idk why Heavenly is there but I simply don't like that crusty ass *****

 

[Noipoi]

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Alright we need a Direct

Clearly they’re just excited for the sequel to 1-2 Switch.

 

[MooMew64]

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Alright we need a Direct

No.

They deserve this after how they treated Strikers.


Jokes aside, next week is gonna be fun.

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

Why are we so confident for a June general direct anyhow? Previous direct release trends, I assume?

 

[TheMightyP]

Why are we so confident for a June general direct anyhow? Previous direct release trends, I assume?

E3 season is here but without the E3. Nintendo is last in line for a presentation. It's not here yet.

 

[MooMew64]

E3 season is here but without the E3. Nintendo is last in line for a presentation. It's not here yet.

Idea:

What if

and hear me out

They just don't feel like it

 

[Noipoi]

Why are we so confident for a June general direct anyhow? Previous direct release trends, I assume?

It's "E3" season. Everyone else has had some sort of presentation, so there's the expectation. As well as various insiders hyping one up for weeks.

The 29th is gonna be funne.

 

[CannonStreak]

Idea:

What if

and hear me out

They just don't feel like it

You mean...

They're really not feeling it? You know, kinda what Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles would say, except without the "not" part?

 

[TheMightyP]

Idea:

What if

and hear me out

They just don't feel like it

Nintendo fans if the only direct is one for a JRPG

 

[Z25]

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Alright we need a Direct

Tomorrow for sure.

 

[cashregister9]

Wasn't that proven false? Like I keep getting mixed results when finding out

I think it was true, there is too much conflicting information to 100% deduce though.

 

[MooMew64]

Nintendo fans when the prophecies of a random Twitch streamer and funny leaker man who hasn't gotten anything right for like, the last two years shockingly turn out false:

 

[TheMightyP]

We finally get a direct. It's gonna be huge. It starts up, Square Enix logo.


Direct Ruined 0/10

 

[Guh-Huzzah!]

It's "E3" season. Everyone else has had some sort of presentation, so there's the expectation. As well as various insiders hyping one up for weeks.

The 29th is gonna be funne.

Oh right I kinda forgot about E3 season.

 

[CannonStreak]

The Nintendo Direct actually lasts 30 seconds long with them saying, "There, there's your Nintendo E3 Direct! Never ask us for anything ever again!".

 

[cashregister9]

I hope Xenoblade 3 appears in the next general direct.

 

[MooMew64]

We finally get a direct. It's gonna be huge. It starts up, Square Enix logo.


Direct Ruined 0/10

Spoiler: Nintendo Leaks

They're all gonna expect the big one at the end to be BotW and instead they're gonna get Joycon girl Fire Emblem.

It's gonna be the greatest punchline.

 

[Noipoi]

We finally get a direct. It's gonna be huge. It starts up, Square Enix logo.


Direct Ruined 0/10

You don't even have to go that far.

Just show the Fire Emblem and/or Xenoblade game that's coming out in like a week, and people will still wonder why they're "wasting time on it".

 

[TheMightyP]

I just want funny shooty cephalapods and hot octopus girl and the direct will be an 11/10.

 

[Noipoi]

Spoiler: Nintendo Leaks

They're all gonna expect the big one at the end to be BotW and instead they're gonna get Joycon girl Fire Emblem.

It's gonna be the greatest punchline.

I will be pissed.

How dare they assault my eyes with Toothpaste-Chan.

 

[Pokelego999]

Xeno Emblem Chronicles