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[MooMew64]

The price. Since the Switch Pro is $350, Sony fanboys are taking the time to tell people that you can get a PS5 for $50 more (you can't btw), and something about the Vita and now their making fun of the Switch handheld being 720p and basically the megafarta per tera**** memes and Nintendo fanboys are ****ting on the PS5 and their game prices and how it's damn near impossible to find one and it's 2021 and Console Wars are sadly still a thing.

The good 'ol fashioned:

"MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD"

But now, with a new twist:

"MY COPORATE ENTITY COULD BEAT UP YOUR CORPORATE ENTITY"

 

[TheMightyP]

ngl, the compression of the gif makes it look better somehow

He's ****ing Schmooving! This is why Origami King is the GOAT.

 

[Noipoi]

The good 'ol fashioned:

"MY DAD COULD BEAT UP YOUR DAD"

But now, with a new twist:

"MY COPORATE ENTITY COULD BEAT UP YOUR CORPORATE ENTITY"

THE PRODUCTS I CONSUME ARE SUPERIOR TO THE PRODUCTS YOU CONSUME

 

[TheMightyP]

THE PRODUCTS I CONSUME ARE SUPERIOR TO THE PRODUCTS YOU CONSUME

YOUR BIG CORP IS TRASH AND A SCAM, UNLIKE MY BIG CORP WHICH IS TOTALLY BETTER BY DOING THE EXACT SAME THINGS

 

[MooMew64]

THE PRODUCTS I CONSUME ARE SUPERIOR TO THE PRODUCTS YOU CONSUME

A crowd gathers near to see a brawl. The combatants are...Two video game consoles with boxing gloves tapped on?

Spoiler

FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

 

[SnakeFighter64]

According to my red pilled forums that’s dwarf tier.

I want to make a witty comeback but I just have none.

The price. Since the Switch Pro is $350, Sony fanboys are taking the time to tell people that you can get a PS5 for $50 more (you can't btw), and something about the Vita and now their making fun of the Switch handheld being 720p and basically the megafarta per tera**** memes and Nintendo fanboys are ****ting on the PS5 and their game prices and how it's damn near impossible to find one and it's 2021 and Console Wars are sadly still a thing.

Yeah. That’s just pathetic

 

[Shroob]

Heights?


I'm 5'5"



I'm as tall as Vegeta.

 

[TheMightyP]

How tall am I? 6'4, thanks for asking.

 

[Wario Bros.]

I'm 6'1" in height.

 

[Noipoi]

Short king thread

Short king thread

 

[Wademan94]

I’m ****in 5’8 I’m a manlet.

Also i’m like 5’9”

I’m just gonna rest my elbows on both your heads of you don’t mind.

 

[MooMew64]

Heights?


I'm 5'5"



I'm as tall as Vegeta.


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Does that make you...

The Prince of All Shroobs?

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Which would imply your waifu is this lovely lady:

 

[Noipoi]

I’m just gonna rest my elbows on both your heads of you don’t mind.

I will bite your ****in ankles

 

[Shroob]

Wait


Don't ****ing tell me I'm the shortest one here............

 

[TheMightyP]

Wait


Don't ****ing tell me I'm the shortest one here............

Text or something

 

[MooMew64]

Wait


Don't ****ing tell me I'm the shortest one here............

i mean

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i am pretty smol

 

[Deleted member]

Damn, y'all are tall.

 

[TheMightyP]

This height discussion reminds me of this song

 

[Wademan94]

I will bite your ****in ankles

I could drop kick you over my neighbor’s fence like a soccer ball

 

[Pokelego999]

Wait



How tall am I?

 

[Noipoi]

I could drop kick you over my neighbor’s fence like a soccer ball

The moment you pick me up I’ll bite your ****in fingers off like a crazed weasel.

 

[SnakeFighter64]

I’m just gonna rest my elbows on both your heads of you don’t mind.

I’m not that friggin short! I’m only three inches away from 6 bloody feet! Why do I care!?!

 

[Shroob]

Oh god I really am the shortest dude here..... I'm 30 years old and shorter than all these teens.


A-anyway, anyone want some pancakes? Got a nice friend that'll make us some.

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[TheMightyP]

Tall people be like "LOL YOU'RE SO SHORT", yeah, well we'll see who's laughing when you die of a disease 20 years earlier than us shorties

 

[Wademan94]

The moment you pick me up I’ll bite your ****in fingers off like a crazed weasel.

You think I’m dumb enough to pick you up without thick welding gloves?

 

[Noipoi]

You think I’m dumb enough to pick you up without thick welding gloves?

You think my teeth aren’t screwed up enough to bite through your welding gloves?

****ed up genes baybee

 

[Wademan94]

I’m not that friggin short! I’m only three inches away from 6 bloody feet! Why do I care!?!

I’ll still do it to bug you

 

[Noipoi]

Tall people think they’re hot **** until they walk right into an airplane and get decapitated.

 

[Wademan94]

You think my teeth aren’t screwed up enough to bite through your welding gloves?

****ed up genes baybee

Boi I’m gonna take you to a dentist before we do anything here

 

[MooMew64]

Oh god I really am the shortest dude here..... I'm 30 years old and shorter than all these teens.


A-anyway, anyone want some pancakes? Got a nice friend that'll make us some.

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...

Pancake is pancake.

I'd eat it.

 

[Noipoi]

Boi I’m gonna take you to a dentist before we do anything here

You ain’t takin me nowhere until you take me to Chuck E mother****ing Cheese

 

[Wademan94]

Tall people think they’re hot **** until they walk right into an airplane and get decapitated.

We’re not giraffes Noi

 

[Deleted member]

Meanwhile, here I am being 1.67m or 5'6" (or 5'5"?) in freedom units.

 

[TheMightyP]

...

Pancake is pancake.

I'd eat it.

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I'll take 10 of them

 

[MooMew64]

We’re not giraffes Noi

Me walking into the thread:

EDIT2: Let's try this again...

 

[NonsensicalThings]

You ain’t takin me nowhere until you take me to Chuck E mother****ing Cheese

We’re gonna look at the animatronics.

They’re gonna whisper sweet nothings into our ears.

Beautiful relationships are going blossom.

 

[Dutch Raikuna]

Heights?


I'm 5'5"



I'm as tall as Vegeta.


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I’m just gonna rest my elbows on both your heads of you don’t mind.

**** dude how tall are you?

I'm like 5'8. I'm small but lanky. Kinda like Waluigi but smaller and a bit.

 

[MooMew64]

Kinda like Waluigi

I can think of no higher honor

 

[Wademan94]

You ain’t takin me nowhere until you take me to Chuck E mother****ing Cheese

If you’re a good boy at the dentist office, I’ll take you there for dinner, deal?

 

[Noipoi]

If you’re a good boy at the dentist office, I’ll take you there for dinner, deal?

I’m never a good boy