This is a tribute to the "Do Van"
As of late, my Van got four stocked by some random gas station along Route 18. As I was running low on fuel, I lugged my vehicular device into the gas station and told the attendant, "Fill it up, Regular..."
He nodded and proceeded to stick the dirty dripping metal prong into the anal side cavity of my car. As I sit patiently during this cold night of Valentines day, I think about how I could be playing some smash and I'm wasting time taking some girl out to dinner. After I pay the man and exit towards the highway I hear rattling...
And then THUMP.. boo boop... :silence: ... and all my lights go off. (My CAR just STALLED)...
"Um, that's weird, it's probably nothing," I exclaim to the girl as I turn the key to start the old engine again..
She nods understandingly...
(Come on baby...) I think to myself...
Few more attempts and it moves a total of five feet after three stalls. My fruitless attempts to move my silver box mobile greatly disheartens me as I somehow drag it into the next station where an abnormally happy Chinese guy greets me.
"Hi HOWAH YOO? EBERYTHING OHKEE?"
"Um.. My car keeps stalling and I'm not too sure what's wrong with it but is it alright if I leave it here for tonight? I'll come pick it up tomorrow."
"OKAY OKAY DAT'S OKAY!"
"Thanks," I whisper as I sort through the numbers on my cell phone to see which friend I can bother the least to pick my friend and I up and rescue us from this train wreck of a night.
"Hey, can you pick me up at BP on 18? My car just died..."
"Yeah sure, I'll be right there."
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Enough story telling... everyone knows about it.
The multiple rides I gave people, trips to tech0's, sensei's, with muse and luck. Smashtality and Smashacres. The numerous Wendy's minivan camp outs. The ride all the way to FC through the night regardless of the amount of sleep we all had (thanks to Pocky raptor and everyone else who drove those nights). The ride with papa dav3 squished between alex and sensei fighting to play on the tv that is supported by the fragile armrests of the two front seats. Random techno songs with porn on sensei's media player. Sensei's urgent and much necessary need to take a **** in the middle of nowhere out in the midwest. The ride to VLS with an almost death but thankful car start. The ride to pound 3 with enough people and luggage cramped in the back seats to give ******* Claustrophobia. On and on and on...
It's dead, sitting in front of my house like Dark.pch after getting Usmashed by the Usmash Go... dark.pch is cool guys cmon.
But yeah, This is a fairwell tribute to the Do Van. R. I. P.