The Show Off Thread

[Bowser_Gangsta]

Okay, I came up with this idea at like 4:40 AM. You come to this thread and posts things that you're good at or have or even special talents and let people know. And it doesn't really matter if your pretentious because you should expect that coming to this thread. Ill set it off.

I'm really good at Alto saxophone. I'm first chair in concert, a
section leader, and first chair in Jazz Band 1. And I'm just a silly freshmen.

 

[urdailywater]

Read Signature.

That I have to copy-pasta for some reason..
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Beat my record: Watch this for more than 5 minutes.

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=hHm0ZMxJ5lE

Keep yer eyez ON THE SCREEN

 

[Azua]

I'm a chick magnet.

 

[Pas]

My grandmother says I make a great cup of tea.

 

[Patinator]

Does having an uncanny knack for going to activity camps only to get hit in the head with an object related to the camp, and black out for three days, count?

If not, then I've got nothing, aside from my uncannily sensitive ears that allow me to hear things most people couldn't- for example, quiet music with two air conditions running...

 

[Peeze]

Not really special, but I graduated with a 4.23 GPA

 

[1048576]

My GPA was 5.something.

Other than that, I suck at life. I'm learning to juggle, though.

GPA doesn't measure intelligence anyway. It measures how lucky you are with teacher leniency.

 

[XACE-K]

I can:

-touch my nose with my toungue
-burp the alphabet and burp talk
-cross my eyes so I can look in 2 different directions

I feel like a freak now.

 

[Deleted member]

There's already a thread for this, but I'll post anyway:

This.

I can also count to purple backwards.

 

[MASAHIROx]

i have gotten laid. =D
and what azua said. =D
i can juggle
i own a lexus


more later

 

[OF 'til I OD]

I'm uncaring and emotionless

 

[M@v]

i graduated with a 4.0 something. But yeah, that definitely isn't happening in college.

For you high school guys, high school is a ****ing joke compared to college.

 

[notftomearth7]

I've written a 523 page novella before.


Short Story<Novella<Novel


I can also do really good imitations.

 

[Omis]

I play the oboe.....in tune.

 

[Circus]

I play the oboe.....in tune.

 

[Deleted member]

^^Princess Bride FTW!

Spoiler

My name is Sonic the Baron. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

Back OT, I'm in my school's advanced chorus.

 

[Pluvia's other account]

I can't do anything good like that, I can't even think of anything funny to say.

 

[Grandeza]

As someone said before. I can burp the alphabet in like 3-4 burps and burp talk pretty easily.

 

[SSBMasterFox]

I can put my body to sleep without GOING to sleep. Sleep paralysis induction ftw. xD

 

[OmegaXXII]

I have 20/20 vision and and IQ of 120, also I am also highly skilled technician (well not yet, but soon to be)

like Azua, a chick magnet as well, although I kinda lost some of my touch to it, if you know what I mean.

 

[1048576]

I can put my body to sleep without GOING to sleep. Sleep paralysis induction ftw. xD

Epic. You are truly the messiah.

 

[SSBMasterFox]

Epic. You are truly the messiah.

lol, eh. I wouldn't say THAT... It's a bit/LOT over the top... xD

 

[KaoS]

Things I've done:
-I invited DNA.
-Yes, I did.

 

[Bowser King]

I can flacon punch....in real life.

I also invented colours (stop spelling it wrong americans >=D)

-Bowser King

 

[Onomanic]

I won the game.

 

[OF 'til I OD]

I won the game.

And we all just lost it.

 

[IWontGetOverTheDam]

I am god of all that I survey.

 

[Cyndi]

I can ride a crazy roller coaster after a big meal and not puke.

 

[slave1]

i am amazing jumper. i jumped onto a fence that is about five feet tall. a am six feet tall. i nearly slipped off too. it was way cool. so yeah

i can also walk like no other. i have covered 18 miles in a day. give or take a few. but i can go on forever.

 

[Neon Ness]

People say my artwork is SUPA FRESH.

Spoiler

Hah. I wish...

 

[Devil7]

I can burp the alphabet in 1 burp.
have 20/10 vision
am married
I am also an excellent sharp shooter

Unfortunately I fail at just about everything else.

 

[Symphony X]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

 

[Cashed]

I can ride my bike with no handlebars.

I'm listening to that song right now, oh god.

 

[Rusty Shacklefurd]

I can yawn at will.

Works great for when you want to pop your ears. Isn't much else that it's good for though.

 

[Hobobloke]

awwww cmon i already made this thread
http://smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=189338&highlight=talent

 

[Bowser_Gangsta]

I think its different. Im not asking for talents. I just wanted people to list all of the thing that they wouldn't usually say do to it being bragging. I can talk about my talents all day, but I wont be Showing off.

 

[Hobobloke]

I think its different. Im not asking for talents. I just wanted people to list all of the thing that they wouldn't usually say do to it being bragging. I can talk about my talents all day, but I wont be Showing off.

oh ok fair enough in that case im good at impersonations/accents, i can finish a rubix cube, drink a can of coke in 6 seconds, (puts on sexy music) and im a smooth talker with the ladies (plus so much more) oh and if you can't already tell i'm EXTREMELY modest

EDIT: i am fully aware some of these ARE talents but i would not usually reveal them as i try to make a quick buck of people betting i can do the before mentioned things

 

[Bowser_Gangsta]

I can finish a Rubix Cube too! (~8 min lol)

 

[deepseadiva]

I took THIS photo:

*fist pump*

 

[Vicious Delicious]

I'm on the school rifle team. In prone and kneeling positions I shoot 5-8 bulls-eyes on average. Standing gets me 3-6 usually. Both stats are made without scopes or any sort of vision aid and are from targets approximately 40 feet away.

I have an uncanny ability (and sometimes habit) to impersonate nearly any voice or sound I hear and/or know of.

I can do the exact pose for Captain Falcon's "Knee" in real life.

I can slam a revolving door.

Hooray for being special...