The San Antonio Brawl Thread: Steakfest 3, 7/31, see 1st post, new annoucements!

[Nike.]

Speaking of no homo.

You guys remember after one of those Gamelot Monthlies that we went to Cici's Pizza? Hylian was with us. And while we were eating, my button came off my shorts and everyone laughed?

Well I've been wearing those shorts still since then. There my favorite ones. I just re zip every few minutes xD

Well I just came from the valero. I went in to get a cherry coke and alongside me are 2 very good looking chicas. Eye candy. So I re zip my pants. And then

I grab them by the time there at the knees. Quickly I stuffed my hands into my pockets to hold them from the inside and make myself look natural.

But it was too late.

The whole me freaking out and making very awkward movements was noticed from the girls and the clerk. My elbows are down and im bending over alot. Because of this, I look im jerking it in public. And my boxers are visible to make it believable.

Despite these 6 eyes staring at me, I try to make it look like I'm standing at the door waiting for someone. I pull out my phone and I see Donkey Bong asking if I want to smash. I pretend to text back. About a minute passes by and the coast is finally clear. I walk back to my car and since I can re grip it looks natural, like I just have my hands in my pockets.

So now I'm home, saluting my shorts, wearing new ones, and I'm going back to the valero because I never got my cherry coke.

LOL 11:11 make a wish

 

[Nidtendofreak]

Yays for wardrobe malfunctions when chicks are around?

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Nike... I feel your pain. I have embarrassed myself more then a few times in front of some people I was trying to impress in public.

And Bero, nice Ganon Cpt Falcon thingy you made up.

 

[Donkey Bong]

funny story

lololol... Nike... thats called a FML moment

edit: @Espy: what is it with you and hypnotizing sigs... i cant stop looking... but i want to haha

 

[Paw]

i'm borrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeed


friday needs to come faster, i needs practice.....and i need to show greyfox how to play smash 64 like a man

 

[Donkey Bong]

dude, see if you'd listened to good ol' Donkey Bong and held it this weekend as opposed to next week... but *sigh, shakes head*... you have much to learn, young one.

 

[Paw]

i did it just to spite you

 

[Donkey Bong]

i know you *******! now to make up for it, you have to MM me again. ZSS vs DK. $5/$1, pick your poison.

edit: @MGS fans: http://ps3.gamespy.com/playstation-3/metal-gear-solid-4/1065376p1.html

 

[Suspect]

Nike

You should of asked one of the girls to hold your pants up while you payed for the drink.


You know i would of.

 

[PhantomX]

Nike

You should of asked one of the girls to hold your pants up while you payed for the drink.


You know i would of.

Wouldn't your massive boner keep them up anyway?

 

[Donkey Bong]

they dont call me MC Bonah Killah for nothin.

 

[Suspect]

Wouldn't your massive boner keep them up anyway?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_H1e026gVM

 

[Paw]

i know you *******! now to make up for it, you have to MM me again. ZSS vs DK. $5/$1, pick your poison.

edit: @MGS fans: http://ps3.gamespy.com/playstation-3/metal-gear-solid-4/1065376p1.html

you sure? i pretty much, PRETTY MUCH, won the last one. bad di is bad di

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Wouldn't your massive boner keep them up anyway?

What if there was no boner involved?

 

[PhantomX]

This variation of the story involves "2 very good looking chicas" and Suspect, a horny black man...

there are boners involved.

 

[Donkey Bong]

2girls1suspect

@Paw: i still won it son! lesdoeet!

 

[Paw]

you won it on a bogus stage :O


lets do it on friday O WAIT......

 

[Donkey Bong]

hahaha true that, but next time we can leave LM out of it. i herd u liek pictochats!

but, but, buuuut... remember, i won it on your CP. :3

edit: match 2. perfect spacing on last kill is still perfect spacing :D

 

[Paw]

bah, you right, no more johns


i do love me some pictochat tho :D

 

[Donkey Bong]

yeshhhhhh... pictochat is super awesome. so when you wanna do this? i'm down anytime after this weekend

 

[Xyro77]

HOBO 23: X vs Espy! The thread is up!
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?p=9510042#post9510042


I sure hope all of SA attends so that they can support Espy.

Btw, read ALL the rules. things are different this time.

 

[UTDZac]

Phase 6: Teams Edition
Brawl & Melee​

Quick Info

Thread
http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=263756

When?
February 20th, 2010

Where?
Phase 2 Clubhouse at Waterview Apartments on the University of Texas at Dallas Campus
2200 Waterview Parkway, Richardson, TX 75080
Click here for a campus map.​

What is Teams Edition?

This tournament is going to have a huge focus on Brawl Doubles as the primary/main event, similar to what Centex did. Attendees should prepare themselves for the most intense challenge of teamwork that they will ever experience.

Major Changes

• Brawl Doubles entry fee has been changed from $5 to $10.
• There will be a bonus pot of $50 for 1st place in Brawl Doubles, $25 for 2nd, and $10 for 3rd.

What are Achievements?

One thing you'll notice is something new called "Achievements." If your team can accomplish 1 or more of these achievements, then your team will receive a $5 cash prize (you cannot receive multiple prizes even if your team completes multiple achievements). At the end of the tournament, the team that has completed the most achievements will receive a special prize (to be announced).

Example Achievements

• Beat a team without your team losing a stock the entire set (2/3 games).
• Heal your teammate more than 400% in one game (show me the stats screen).
• Win a set (2/3 games) as double Ganon.
• Save your teammate with footstool twice in one game (replay required).
• Come back from a 2v1 situation and win when the opposing team has 4 or more combined stocks (replay required).
• Win a game with a combined total of 100 team attacks (show me the stats screen).
• Win a game with your girlfriend with 3 or more stocks remaining (show me the stats screen).

Oh... and there's a good chance there will be Free Pizza!

 

[Donkey Bong]

free pizza is top tier.

free pizza and drinks is Meta Knight tier.

 

[Espy Rose]

...we need to go to HOBO23.
NOW.

 

[Donkey Bong]

so much for saving your moniez for WHOBO2 Espy

 

[Espy Rose]

I know.
But I've been called out. It's different.

 

[ToferTheHuman]

@Espy how much will the trip there cost?

 

[Donkey Bong]

i had no idea Espy was summonable.

Espy i choose you! Spin attack now! *it's super effective!* good job Espy!

edit: so how do i find out who pranked me, so i can drive to his house and punch him in the face?

Spoiler

and then play brawl :3

 

[Morningstar]

We better be going to HOBO23. It's time to kick *** and chew bubblegum.. then run out of bubblegum!

Paw, what's your address for that smashin'?

 

[Paw]

3606 Rejillas Dr
78228

prolly from 6 - midnight

my house is kinda hard to find, prepare to get lost :D

(ask nike)

lookin forward to it

 

[GreyFox86]

...we need to go to HOBO23.
NOW.

Gotcha covered. Talked to JUJ and it looks like we all green for HOBO 23. Pack yo bags SOSA, we goin to Houston. <3

Also, just to remind everyone in SA that this is by far the most active end of the month so far.

Feb. 12 - Paw!'s Smashfest
Feb. 20 - Phase 2 (JUJ is thinking about going to that one.)
Feb. 27 - Mizzumi-con
Mar. 6 - My birthday and also HOBO 23/St. Phillips Tourney

GET HYPE!!!!

 

[Nike.]

Wait. If Espy's going to HOBO23 then he won't be here for St. Philips tourney.

















































:>

 

[Paw]

Edit: nevermind i fail

 

[Nike.]

EDIT- Wait Paw is wrong

EDIT 2- :>

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Hahah Nike you seem overly excited for that. I will miss you if you do not go to HOBO.

 

[Paw]

i would be excited too, its ~90$ for 1st (or at least it was for the last one), and to be honest, there will more than likely be a lot of scrubs

 

[UTDZac]

Nike, I still want those fruity pebble rice crispy treats recipe

 

[ToferTheHuman]

Hnn, 90$... sounds tempting. But I would rather go to HOBO, and hang out with the guys there.

 

[GreyFox86]

Or you can have the chance to win 90$ from a bunch of scrubs. :X

 

[PhantomX]

Austin smashfest on Wed again