You're saying that people aren't playing D1?
But...why? Do people like setting a precedent that allows scum to prosper due to a lack of effort or inactivity on Town's part? There's talk about players disliking the early game, but holy ****, guys, that's more often than not due to the lack of information. Information that's created by posting. Ask yourself how many mafia games have failed to generate some kind of content on D1 that can be used to work towards figuring out the big picture and the answer is not many. Intentionally not posting in favor of lurking is not only
NOT FUN, but it makes your teammates have a difficult time of identifying you as such. Now WHY would you WANT to do that? Why not start off the game by pissing in everyone else's eyes while you're at it? ****, that'd probably be more useful to them than sitting around letting your bodily fluids dispense on the thread.
This has me thinking back to all the times that I rolled scum. You know what I hate as scum and pisses me off more than hearing a movie I'm looking forward to has cast Shia LaBeouf? An active Town who gives a **** about putting information (and thus, posts) out there from everyone because that leaves me with no place to hide! Now that's that **** that leaves me rather wanting to shove a cactus up my ***. It builds the kind of atmosphere where me and my scummates would rather yank out every hair out of our scrotums with a tweezer, blindfolded! It's intimidating and forces us to constantly adjust our strategy to a Town that is setting the pace of the game and level of acceptable contribution, and that's bad news for any scum team. It's more windows of opportunity for them to slip face first into a sinking hole filled with diarrhea vomit. I am sure many of you reading this can recall a time where you rolled scum and were alarmed that you had to play catch up with a Town that left you in the dust.
Why not play D1? What the **** do you
THINK is going to happen? Are you going to bore the scum to death? Are you going to make them hate such an uninspired habitat so much that they are just going to get up and say, "Hey! This game sucks! No one is playing, so I'm just going to reveal myself and my partners to get out of it!" when they can just BLEND IN and make a game where Town should statistically begin with a disadvantage even MORE of a crapshoot? What's the protown motivation for such an attitude? Why is it necessary when you can make a few posts with some thoughts on goings-on, and, y'know, PLAY THE GAME YOU SIGNED UP FOR! Have you ever seen a football team where they routinely snap the ball then proceed to have half their players stand around scratching their ***** while the other engages their opponents? If you have, you must have been watching the 2008 Detroit Lions.
The worst part about this is that it's
easy! Make a joke. Pick someone's words. Join another player's vote. Ask questions. It's the most versatile phase of the game due to not being confined by the restraints that we subconsciously place on each other as the game proceeds. All it takes is a little cooperation and willingness to put yourself out there. Not posting on D1 is pretty much like going to a club, taking a dump in the corner, rolling around in it, then wondering why nobody wants to dance with you.
All you have to do is post. Play. Try. The worst thing that can happen is a Town losing in what would have been a fun game due to the high levels of participation.
To those who don't play D1 or underestimate the value of it, I'm watching you. I want you to know that you are making Towns everywhere that much more ****ty due to
your negligence, and that's about as cool as dunking your balls in a coffee cup filled with hot magma. I hope you're proud of yourself. Let me catch you trying to pull this ****ing **** in a game and I'll...I'll...