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The REAL Stereotypes for Black gamers and why they are 100% True

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Stereotypes for Black gamers




First and foremost I would like to say this is by no means a troll blog or meant to hurt anyones feelings or cause any drama llamas. I'm writing this to give you guys a different perspective- possibly a rare one because chances are if you reading this, you probably aren't a a Black gamer player because you would be hustling on da streets somwehere


Now we all know stereotypes are bad. There's lots of bad ones especially about Black gamers. Okay. First of all, I want to say, on behalf of being a legit looking Black gamer player [I'm a porn Star] that the stereotype is lulz worthy and hypocritical.
Why? Because the same can be said of lots of Black Gamers




Here are the few that stick out to me the most.






1. The Madden Negro



"All Black People Play Madden(and other sports games)"




Aw yeah! I'm pretty sure everyone has ran into a black guy that fits into this category! I'm sure you all have that one blacl friend at your school or college that says he plays "Video Games" but in reality, he only hangs around a specific genre which he call EA Sports Gam....er sports games. These Black gamers will always show up to parties, clubs etc with thier favorite sports Jersey from thier favorie team and will always find any opprituny to dicuss specific game strategies from thier game and compare them to its IRL counterpart. "See dat ****? If dey went with my beautifully crafted play tactic, they would have won! Yo I should be running NFL, son!"


But fort the most part, you are safe unless you live in the South like I do
I can't tell you how many times this has happened to me:

Mikey: Hello, how are you doing today, my fellow African American brother? Do you spend any of your recreational time playing Video games?

Madden Negro: Naw, I don't play video games but I play dat madden, shawty!

Mikey: Oh..ok -_-


2 The Mavel VS capcom 2 Negro

"All black people play VS games"


I thought about it and It makes sense about this one! Since Black People tend to be be fastest runners(Olympics, Police, Running with stolen TVs for added wieght training)

THEN it would make perfect sense why they would be good at one of fighting games and series which require the fastest reflexes.

These are probaly the most dangerous types of Black gamers to encounter. You will usually find many of them at tournaments or at Arcades. My advice to you: Be extra careful around them, try not piss them off by stepping on thier new Jordans or you'll be losing more than just your Quaters for the next game.






3 The Sol Badguy/Ragna/Shoto/falco/Roy/Doc Negro



Ever Notice how almost all blacks tend to always pick these characters? Hell, I even secondary Sol Bad guy and I'm feelin Ragna. I don't get it. I don't have a reasonable explaination for why we choose those characters. Maybe it has
something to do with the characters that have some sort of a Fire attack. Doc is a drug dealer I guess. *shrugs*

But I'll say this: Falco is a Bird and we all know which bird is favored by all black people.





So if any Black gamers reading this... if you're sick of people talkin **** to you and only you cause you doing youur thang, just throw that salt all back in their face cause they ****in hypocrites n ****. Kind of like you, and me, for postin dis blog.

To non Black gamers - If you don't fall into any of the archetypes I mentioned... then You're not really Black lol


Bottom Line- Black gamer Stereotypes nees to end, because the same can be said of ALL Black gamers- both ghetto fabulous and and hood gangsta

Peace out, and try not to get too butthurt over this blog. Even though everything I said is true and backed up by first hand experience, because I know everything about everyone it was meant for entertainment value as well, again im not trying to start some lame Street Gang war. Just opening your eyes and giving ya'll a new perspective.

Thanks for reading.
 

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I used to main Roy... :(

Also **** you for doing a better job than me, see me in CvS2 *****
 

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Yea baby you tell dem fake *** mo****az
 
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I sent this to Kwabena for his birthday in like...2006 I think.



edit : GTFO Umby you're not me.
 

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Umbreon was unbanned?

Man whitey gets away with everythang

 

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Man where the **** are all you guys coming from?
 

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As one can clearly see, the primitive tribal warfare of the negro being displayed.

Yes old chap, it is 1950 and this is science.
 

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This version is the best parody of mine. G**** Mike G!
 

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But he's a hustler, look at the way he be droppin' dem pills.

Lol yeah "megavitamins"
 

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The truth in this scares me. Back when I played casual melee with my friends all 3 of us mained Falco. This was years before I know about the joke with black people playing as Falco. This thread speaks pure truths.
 

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I fall into the falco, doc and vs series category

Even tho I knew about these already, it was a good read ha
 

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I get the falco appeal
(something to do with being fond of chicken? ****, I hope im not wrong about this because if I am imma look racist D: )
but what about Doc? Fill me in plz
 

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All the popular Doc mains happen to be black like Shroomed, HomemadeWaffles DogySamich, etc

and omg you so racist!
 

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Falco has more swag than every other Melee character which prolly explains it. I mean lets be real, back in 2001, holding your gun sideways was cool.
 
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