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The REAL Stereotypes for Black gamers and why they are 100% True

Mike G

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Falco has a gun, jumps super high and can dance.

Why do you think black people play him?
Because he looks like tuesday's special at KFC.


also since this thread isn't dead yet, I guess I can add two more black gamer stereotypes to this list. These two also hit very close to home LOL
 

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Because he looks like tuesday's special at KFC.


also since this thread isn't dead yet, I guess I can add two more black gamer stereotypes to this list. These two also hit very close to home LOL
He also has a Brooklyn accent (in Brawl). <-<

I swear I'll never be good at Brawl Falco because I'm not black.

PP is proving that white people can be good at Melee Falco though, so I'll keep improving. =D
 

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I really don't get what this blog was trying to acheieve? all you did was further these stereotypes you set to "stop" all the while using a lot of slang to make it funny. Really it just look like what President Bush would do at a gay parade in texas.

"Okay now we need to get Gay Marraige Legalized, because all the lesbians are hot headed and want to take there special ladies on a girl-on-girl Motorbike BBQ tour of the lower united states as a honey moon"

It seems to just be used for comedy, and you're putting up this concerning front to say "Hey! no, look, I said we need to Stop THESETHANNNGSSS YOOOO!!!" It's like. . . what?

And are you black? If not you really have no room poking fun. . . It would be different if you were.

I'm not angry, just confused as to why you proceeded to handle this the way you did.
 

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I really don't get what this blog was trying to acheieve? all you did was further these stereotypes you set to "stop" all the while using a lot of slang to make it funny. Really it just look like what President Bush would do at a gay parade in texas.

"Okay now we need to get Gay Marraige Legalized, because all the lesbians are hot headed and want to take there special ladies on a girl-on-girl Motorbike BBQ tour of the lower united states as a honey moon"

It seems to just be used for comedy, and you're putting up this concerning front to say "Hey! no, look, I said we need to Stop THESETHANNNGSSS YOOOO!!!" It's like. . . what?

And are you black? If not you really have no room poking fun. . . It would be different if you were.

I'm not angry, just confused as to why you proceeded to handle this the way you did.
sounds like

u mad bro
 

Teran

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I really don't get what this blog was trying to acheieve? all you did was further these stereotypes you set to "stop" all the while using a lot of slang to make it funny. Really it just look like what President Bush would do at a gay parade in texas.

"Okay now we need to get Gay Marraige Legalized, because all the lesbians are hot headed and want to take there special ladies on a girl-on-girl Motorbike BBQ tour of the lower united states as a honey moon"

It seems to just be used for comedy, and you're putting up this concerning front to say "Hey! no, look, I said we need to Stop THESETHANNNGSSS YOOOO!!!" It's like. . . what?

And are you black? If not you really have no room poking fun. . . It would be different if you were.

I'm not angry, just confused as to why you proceeded to handle this the way you did.
This boy dun kno who Mike G is! :o

And he mad.

And tbqh, everyone has room to poke fun at anyone they please. Being able to poke fun at others is one of humanity's few redeeming factors.
 

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This is a group picture of the Falco players at MLG Orlando.

... Told ya (except for the whitey M@v on the bottom left).

If you ever want to make a specific section about Falco, use this picture. =D
 

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LMFAO THIS I LOVE MATH ***** IN THE LEFT HAND SIDE IS KILLING ME

-dead x 1000-

also m@v's deadass tryna pull a fonzi while putting the stick'ems up with falco

too much
 

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I really don't get what this blog was trying to acheieve? all you did was further these stereotypes you set to "stop" all the while using a lot of slang to make it funny. Really it just look like what President Bush would do at a gay parade in texas.

"Okay now we need to get Gay Marraige Legalized, because all the lesbians are hot headed and want to take there special ladies on a girl-on-girl Motorbike BBQ tour of the lower united states as a honey moon"

It seems to just be used for comedy, and you're putting up this concerning front to say "Hey! no, look, I said we need to Stop THESETHANNNGSSS YOOOO!!!" It's like. . . what?

And are you black? If not you really have no room poking fun. . . It would be different if you were.

I'm not angry, just confused as to why you proceeded to handle this the way you did.
ban this guy
 

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Teran has a hard time dealing with African Americans because there are none where he lives.

Yes, that's the joke.
 

Teran

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Teran has a hard time dealing with African Americans because there are none where he lives.

Yes, that's the joke.
I beg to differ.

There is a KFC 5 minutes' walk from my house.

You know where this is going...

Edit: And I mean African Murricans too, I mean, the few of them that somehow swam? (lol no chance) over here, they seem to congregate at their local Chapel.
 

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lol.

I had a black roommate and he mained Falco before switching to Falcon.

I'm Latino myself and I main Falco because StarFox is amazing and Falco is probably the coolest character in both that game and in Melee.

Sideways gun is too legitimate.
 
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