The REAL Stereotypes for Black gamers and why they are 100% True

[Jam Stunna]

Being mix doesnt really count unless you're Afro.

My mulatto son would beg to disagree!

EDIT-Oh wait, he is part Afro, duh.

 

[OverLade]

I meant Afro Thundah lol. The rest of you Obama *** *****s only get 1/2 black points!

Spoiler

Im kidding on the real I ****in love interracial people and they deserve maximum black points like the rest of us

 

[Jam Stunna]

The rest of you Obama *** *****s only get 1/2 black points!

Quote of the Year

 

[Mike G]

Fixed for accuracy

quoted for truth lol


and lol @ Obama *** *****s haha

 

[BBQ°]

this is so ****ing true

 

[Flutter NiTE]

Most African American Smashers I see play Falco, because... well... Falcons, I also see a lot of Diddy Kongs...

 

[Suspect]

Fixed for accuracy

idc care if she is thick, skinny, 12 or deaf

white women= da bess

 

[Mike G]

idc care if she is thick, skinny, 12 or deaf

white women= da bess

Well you can have these.

You're welcome.

 

[*JuriHan*]

Falco has more swag than every other Melee character which prolly explains it. I mean lets be real, back in 2001, holding your gun sideways was cool.

but Flaco is suppose to be Italian! He can't be gangsta. Lombardi is a place in Italy and Falco is Italian for Falcon. He also has Italian like accent in Starfox64.

I'm 4th gen Italian btw. On other hand, us Italians are gangsta because obsly we all in the mafia So on second thought... I can see the appeal...

racistracistracist

 

[Mike G]

I'm a White Girl. Tee hee cool beans!

Suspect where you at!?

 

[Suspect]

Well you can have these.

You're welcome.

...One on the left aint THAT bad

Suspect where you at!?

I dont want tallmans sloppy seconds

 

[*JuriHan*]

Suspect where you at!?

oh ****s mike called me out D:

I dont want tallmans sloppy seconds

rofllmao

Spoiler

no guy gets anything from me. You get blue balled for the entire duration of dating me, then eventually I leave you with my dope high standards. Guys shoud rejoice when I leave them, I have no clue why they get upset

 

[Mike G]

What up SNO. I can make some really beast Italian dishes.

You haven't even tried my Mikey's marinara meat balls yet. <3

and loool suspect

 

[*JuriHan*]

What up SNO. I can make some really beast Italian dishes.

You haven't even tried my Mikey's marinara meat balls yet. <3

and loool suspect

hahahahahahaah I ****n love this thread

 

[OverLade]

LOL@Suspect you need to step your standards up my friend. White women are just like other women. There are good ones and bad ones, know the difference.

 

[Suspect]

White women are just like other women.

Ill be taking your black card now, you -> ->

 

[Mike G]

loooooooool!!!!!!!!!


Dude, Red is from FL and usually Latinas are the highest tier over there.

He just hasn't seen the light yet.


The white girl light.

 

[Lythium]

Mike, I'm surprised you didn't follow that post up with a redhead.

 

[Mike G]

Well yeah. I didn't wanna confuse a Black stereotype with a Mike G stereotype.

 

[OverLade]

Yall need to move down to FL. Our girls > Your girls

Ill be taking your black card now, you -> ->

loooooooool!!!!!!!!!


Dude, Red is from FL and usually Latinas are the highest tier over there.

He just hasn't seen the light yet.


The white girl light.

White girls cant step

Anyway I like all races, when women are hot they're hot. Whitewashing is weak.

Oh and for those who are curious

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124908091

 

[Mike G]

Oh and for those who are curious

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=124908091

LOL

Oh I know all about her. "The Real life Chun Li"


and I love all races too...until you throw in a redhead lol

 

[OverLade]

Not gonna lie Spricket is pretty much undeniable...

 

[El Nino]

I used to main Roy...

Me too.

I wasn't good with him though.

Probably because I'm not black.

 

[*JuriHan*]

most of my stereotype parodies where half ***** and just a quick cash in on the fad. This one was legit. Someone should make one on black stereotypes in video games blog

I name a few off the top of my head

1. The Victim -dies in like 5 mins of screen time (the brudda in playstation's Metal Gear Solid one foxdie kills him, even the sister Fortune in MGS2 and the other brudda Stillman die. )
2. The Gangsta- GTA San Andreas. I dont need 2say anymore
3. The comic relief- That guy in FF13, the dude in MGS4 with the druggie pet monkey ect

moar

 

[*JuriHan*]

**** double post sorry

 

[Suspect]

im tired of people praising that "real life chunli broad" I dont want a broad with muscles and could possibly jump kick me into the twilight zone. Don't get me wrong she is fine tho.

But when you have white women like Scarlett Johanson running around the competition is dead....dead.

 

[Deleted member]

I know I'm late but like.

Even I wouldn't **** a white girl.

Just saying.

 

[Suspect]

pause .

 

[Chill]

hammer time?

 

[Mike G]

hammer time?

I thought it was "stop", but I'll let you electric slide with "pause"


Mow loves his Taco and Burrito girls so It's np. lol

 

[Azua]

it's totally stop
wtf chill

 

[Teran]

Chill dun goofed.

 

[Deleted member]

Mow loves his Taco and Burrito girls so It's np. lol

LOL Mike I wanted to do some quip back at you about the white girls thing so I searched google for "uncle ruckus" to look for something appropriately funny but I found this instead and thought it was 50x better/funnier than anything I could add:

Admit it, you laughed. That expression is hilarious.

 

[OverLade]

Slim thuggaaaaa

 

[Mike G]

LOL Slim thug always has some funny faces too.

 

[GHNeko]

mike g you are the greatest

 

[SleepyK]

it's like he's angry that he's with that girl

 

[Dr Peepee]

LOL this is pretty good.

/enlightened

 

[Pierce7d]

This is the greatest thread.

~-A young black supporter-->

 

[Teran]

it's like he's angry that he's with that girl

Of course he is.

She aint white!