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-THE OFFICAL UK 'BAD GUY' THREAD-
what not to do on the UK boards
Through-out UK's smash history numberous people have played the role of the online 'bad guy'.
This person themselves was/is normally perfectly nice and fun to be around. Yet for some reason they let there onine persona become bitter for reasons unknown.
The time has come to define the reasons why.
I think it's time to acknowledge the efforts of these fine gentlemen through the ages.
Also to find out who was the worst 'bad guy' of them all.
Voters, rev your opinions.
what not to do on the UK boards
Through-out UK's smash history numberous people have played the role of the online 'bad guy'.
This person themselves was/is normally perfectly nice and fun to be around. Yet for some reason they let there onine persona become bitter for reasons unknown.
The time has come to define the reasons why.
I think it's time to acknowledge the efforts of these fine gentlemen through the ages.
Also to find out who was the worst 'bad guy' of them all.
Voters, rev your opinions.
1. KONE
First off from as early as i can remember, is the infamous KONE.
KONEs post are quite a classic version of bad guy. His bluntness, modesty (ahem) and eagerness to reject other peoples opinions meant he was only the centre of a debate as few dared to cross his path. Ironically most of the pople who did are also on this list
Lets look at some of KONE's posts.
Your awful mate. Glad u werent at tki . tki had the nicest, coolest vibe of any tournament in along time. Surprise surprise there was a lack of any of the top melee lot to clot up the fun/mafia.
ok...your literally not in sdb anymore. yeh. sorry man . ive not seen u in ages. u dont make the effort and no one in sdb knows u. you deserve it.
Quick roundup:
Charles : You suck at running a tournament. Thats obvious though. Bracket was ****e. To many crew members in same side and im pretty sure that va played frostbyte first round of bracket. VA did you win your pool? if i hadnt played jam id have **** on edwin or amcd and got 5th
I hate london.
2. Mr PYou kidding me? its Edmas baby, how could you forget the seasonal ****ing event of the year. Where else would you want to be with that xmassy feeling?
x.
Next on our list was the person who was always up to give his opinion at the drop of a hat. Thats right, its Mr P.
His posts where frequent and either very lengthy or short and sweet. Mr P is a bad guy in a way most people are, but he wasnt afraid to express it. He'd pipe in with insults and sarcasm all over the show.
Lets look back on some of Mr P's more classic moments.
get out.
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PESUS CHRIST, THE IDIOTS JUST KEEP PIPING ALONG ALL AFTER A PIECE OF THE P.
This post doesn't even make sense....
3. PDOT & Professor ProThis history lesson is just REALLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYY fascinating btw idiots
See this is what happens when Scotland doesnt post their amazing patter in threads like this, pics anyone ? I'll be back soon.... maybe with grayfox
i used to think Italians sucked at smash, but i will admit i was slightly off. I used to think the Italians posts sucked, BUT THEY STILL DO.
This thread needs to start piping up if i am being honest, no wonder not many americans are coming, they come in and read **** patter like this and their beliefs that Europe is full of ***gots is reafirmed.
Lets start with the Swedes:
I LOVE YOU CHRIS <3<3<3
After a long and hefty amount of time smashboards appeared calm, little did we know that a storm was brewing, one that spread in and out of the forums, the ongoing arguements of P.Pro & PDOT. Though not nessecarily 'bad guys' there post created feelings equal to that of any bad guy post.
Some of PDOT & Professor Pro's highlights include
LOLOL!
prof you suck too much ****, making you crazy
PDOT. Your a prick, I own you all the time and i dont like you, *** you, yeah... You got a PHAT Chin iswell seriously. Beg man get a life... prick..... SMASH!?!?
Prof just hates cos he's a ****** and etc. Im leaving at 6pm, idiot.
Who said you were even wanted there prick.
4. VanityAngelBoth of us last stock battlefield you were recovering with the forward B with marth and I was on stage and was fox and I jumped out and did a Nair which was obviously gonna reuslt in me dying but it still hit you () and you were like why did you do that for get finished or whatever dumb **** you talk lol. You need to grow up though with your english, seriously its poor. And stop speaking about yourself in 3rd person when we see you, saying stupidness like 'Chrisboi give you nice finish' and even when you talk about yourself its not proper english lol.
Man up and MM lol, your face seriously went from before I asked you:
to when I asked you:
.....MANUP has to be one word for you....MANUP
He gets happy over everything lol but when it happens to him it was just a friendly but he plays his HEART out in nearly every game he plays which is why I can gurantee I will **** him in a tourn.
Like i said, for a while the boards where without a 'bad guy', without a scene some might say. untill VanityAngel took it upon himself to fill the boots for the UK. VanityAngel was a ruthless bad guy who downright refused to acknowledge peoples thought, feelings, and in some cases there existance!.
Lets see some of VanityAngel's posts.
I'll talk whatever **** I like on forums and you or anyone else caring doesn't really bother me. Crack is what makes these forums interesting for me so I'll keep on insulting edwin/chris until my face is blue.
lol, edwin as if you understand anything in life.
5. BULLET BILLNot reading your posts is brilliant, it's like I win everytime. NEW RESOLVE EVERYONE, SCROLL DOWN PAST PRO'S POSTS EVERYTIME YOU SEE HE WAS THE LAST PERSON TO POST! LIFE IS AMAZING.
'Doc is maddddddddddddddd good dude. one Bair + Cape = INSTANT ****' -m2k
The final bad guy is another of some debate in itself, He speaks his mind no matter what he's thinking Its BULLET BILL! He refuses to restrain anything that may cause offense no matter what!
Lets look at some classic BULLET BILL examples.
VA you are dumb and I am smarter then you and there is nothing you can do about it, one day i was trying to become dumb so I said I am gonna ask VA, that is how dumb you are VA . . ..that is how dumb you are.
Nice ego. How about some more johns about TNJ2 I can't believe how sad you are. Oh and lol about you being hot. You scare kids
6. SPKZOh come on people this is ******** and pointless. Pointless because Melee in the UK remains to be predictable as **** with the only new addition to the top players being p.pro. ******** because people are already argueing and disagreeing with everyone. Euan's even brought Davemans into it (again) . And No Euan you thick turd I didn't say that the London ranbats and the NW ranbats were the only way to be ranked in the UK.
Although SPKZ wasn't particularly nasty on the boards, he was definatly nasty in real life. In his career he accumulated thigs via theft. These include :-
1. Nintendo DS
2. Sony PSP
3. Over £200 in hard cash
4. Numberous Controllers
Well, there you have it people, the UK top 5 'bad guys' and 1 REALLY bad guy but in which order should they be in??
!YOU DECIDE!
!DISCUSS!
!YOU DECIDE!
!DISCUSS!