The Official Manliest Ganon Thread!

[Exalted]

I'll show you guys real manliness!

Once I find my camera...

 

[AfroTastic]

Don't make me reveal how manly snake really is.

 

[Z1GMA]

Ppl need to put their money where their mouth is.

 

[AfroTastic]

I will once i'm near a camera =D.

and P.S. manly meter is almost god like for this thread.

 

[oldmanondorf_]

AfroTastic, what don't you understand?

I was inspired to create the manliest thread not just on the Ganon boards, but in all of existence. However, the latter clause is redundant, since if you're the manliest Ganon, you're the manliest person in all of conceivable existence.

 

[Exalted]

Okay, this is what I got.

 

[Divilenta]

Exalted is so manly he can't control his hair style. He also is glowing.

 

[Bahamut777]

...











Twilight.

 

[Exalted]

Ewwwwww...

 

[Reim]

I had my lol'ings at the picture. You should edit the sparkly things, Exalted, so it is purple instead. :O

 

[Exalted]

It ain't sparkly like in Twilight. It's glooooowing.
But yeah, I could change the pic later on, for the lulz.

Edit:

 

[Z1GMA]

It ain't sparkly like in Twilight. It's glooooowing.
But yeah, I could change the pic later on, for the lulz.

Edit:

That's pretty manly, except for the fact that you edited it too much.
...No, I'm just kidding. Great pic.

 

[Exalted]

Can you ever get enough of those purple flames?

 

[Divilenta]

Manly purple flames are very manly. I am impressed.

 

[Reim]

@ Exhalted's picture:
Manliness +1

 

[Ganonsburg]

I think you could make yourself look far more manly if you just let yourself take up some space. It's not even the florescent whiteness that makes it unmanly, but the way you carry yourself in the picture. What you should do is let your arm extend a bit, so rather than having a 30 degree angle at your elbow, you have something more open.

Also, rather than having your upper arm tucked into your ribcage, let that open up a bit as well. When you keep it tucked in it gives off the impression that you're timid.

But the purple flames are nice.

 

[Exalted]

Lol, I should just take a new, even moar manly photo. Har har!

And yes, purple flames are verrrry nice.

 

[Bahamut777]

Yes, I dyed my hair black.
Yes, I'm ripping my mouth off.
Yes, I'm absolutely insane.
Yes, I'm lazy to open photoshop and make these the winners of this topic.

 

[Reim]

Well, Bahamut. You won't be needing photoshop, when you have your awesome ripping-your-own-mouth-off-technique.

 

[Z1GMA]

Those fingers...
I dunno how you do it, but it is visual art.

 

[Bahamut777]

If I get to meet you someday, Z1g, I'll be glad to teach you fingerposing.
Use this a lot 'coz I don't have people that can pose to my drawings and I think hands are quite hard to draw without reference.

 

[Reim]

Finally, here it is:

This was the second last thing my victim saw, before I had to kill him for trespassing into my domain. The last thing he saw was about the same, except with his heart in my hand.

Of course, I could take a new one, with a bit more muscle.

 

[Vermanubis]

Holy ****, my return to this thread yields epic pictures of an epic Bahamut, and a METALHEAD REIM.

**** YEAH

 

[Vermanubis]

double post yay

 

[Bahamut777]

Holy ****, Reim!

If you ever get paired with Vermanubis or Z1gma, you would cause a cataclysm of exceeding manliness!
I'm impressed... REALLY! :O

 

[Exalted]

Unholy ****, that's really good, Reim.

Edit:

>:U

 

[Z1GMA]

Verm & Reim represents a Ganon Double Team really well.
If they teamed up in a tourney, their opponents would probably be too afraid to face 'em.

 

[Exalted]

Verm & Reim represents a Ganon Double Team really well.
If they teamed up in a tourney, their opponents would probably be too afraid to face 'em.

Quoted For Truth.

 

[Ganonsburg]

Exalted....your face is so intimidating in that picture....good job, haha.

Seriously, you look like you're about to kill someone.

 

[Reim]

Your new picture is ******* hardcore, Ex. Somebody died right after, I'm sure.

 

[Ganonsburg]

Hey look at his wall....are all those the planets and galaxies he's conquered? Ganon would be proud! *sniffle*

 

[Reim]

If you look at the other side of the window, it looks like he even did it twice!

 

[Bahamut777]

lol! This is the manliest thread in the universe!

I REALLY need some blood to make my gore pic. =(

 

[Exalted]

lol! This is the manliest thread in the universe!

I REALLY need some blood to make my gore pic. =(

Hmm, was it corn syrup colored with red dye you could use as blood? I better check it up.
Edit: 1 part water with 3 parts corn syrup, some red cooking color and some thickener, preferrably corn starch.
Or...you could always "borrow" some blood from your neighbour.

 

[Reim]

Mhm. I'll try to fix a different picture later today. You can rarely sum up a Ganon by the use of a single photograph. The manliness of a Ganon would be too great and mighty for an object, made by mere mortals, to contain.

 

[Clai]

I'm going to bet that you've thought that I've been secretly plotting an unmistakable, pure evil-minded post that will blow everyone away and undisputably defend my former role as "manliest 'Dorf." In reality, I realized that this thread existed just now, haha!

I will not be entering this contest, as this seems to be a "manliest Ganon main" instead of "manliset Ganon." I hold firm to the belief that the way you play your Ganon is far more vital to the manliness of a Ganon main than mere photos. No matter how fearsome you look on the outside, you will not install fear into anyone if your Ganon gets ***** over and over again. No, true manliness comes from taking your Ganon to levels mere mortals have never seen before, to make your opponents truly fear facing you in tournament as the mindset of "one false move and I'm getting disemboweled" invades your opponent's mind. Real men take their Ganon and fearlessly takes on any danger, knowing that since the flow of darkness runs through them they will be unstoppable. That, my fellow evildoers, is how you make yourself a man.

So enjoy your contest, because in terms of playstyle and accomplishments, my manilness as a Ganon main is untouchable. Seriously, I F#$%ing Warlock-Punched Mew2King! Taking on the king of the Smash realm and ending him with a merciless murder punch to the face? You can't beat that, sons!

 

[Noobicidal]

I hold firm to the belief that the way you play your Ganon is far more vital to the manliness of a Ganon main than mere photos.

This is very true. I'm probably the least intimidating guy that you'll see playing Ganon, but my Ganon itself isn't exactly a joke.

 

[Vermanubis]

Infidels. :I

 

[Terodactyl Yelnats]

What's more manly? A scrawny guy playing a manly dorf or a manly guy playing a manly dorf?

 

[Vermanubis]

'Dorf is 'Dorf; body type is irrelevant! >:U

Also, Tero, hurry and getcha *** up here with some photos.