The NW Thread Next Fest 9th September !!!! BACK IN BUSINESS !!!

[Professor Pro]

A Massive Colourful D1ckhead is AmcD.

 

[Aiko]

other people did that...

mr. professor professional

do you have a degree in professions or are you a self professed professional?

what are you pro at? in being a professor? your name hurts my head.

 

[Aiko]

i'll rearrange AmcD

AmcD -> I suck balls

 

[J03]

Ryan nice to here your interested.

get Z and D on the way too.

and where the **** is phil?

 

[Aiko]

aye, we need a bit of EZPZ

 

[Aiko]

imo phil needs to open his fanny and say something about coming

 

[AmcD]

lol u all suck

 

[Professor Pro]

I am gonna rearrange j03 names

From jo3 to joe.

I'm a genius.

 

[Aiko]

JO3 backwards means we get juice made from 3 varieties of orange

 

[Bullet Bill]

I'm gonna rearrange aiko to cheesy tiny Jpop singer chick

 

[AmcD]

classic .

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

why DONT YOU ALL JUST STFU, DONT YOU REALISE ZEPPO MIGHT BE COMING TO THIS?? SHOW SOME RESPECT IMO. WHO IS MONEY MATCHING HIM ANYWAY?

 

[Aiko]

i would like to mm zeppo. have your people call my people to arrange.

 

[VA]

I would like to MM everyone in the UK. Everyone call me cos I'm sexy as ****.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Lol... ROBBY ITS GETTING A LITTLE OLD NOW, ALL THIS IM THE BEST IN THE UK CRAP, COME TO A TOURNAMENT AND PROVE IT KK?

AYE ANTHONY J-POPBOY ILL LET HIM KNOW YOU ASKED FOR HIM OKAY BUT HE USUALLY TAKES A WHILE TO REPLY CAUSE HES GOT ALOT ON HIS PLATE KK CHEERS

 

[Koop_88]

There's no way me not coming can be considered flaking.

Cos.... I've got a golden tiiiicket, yes I've got a golden tiiickeeeeeet.

 

[Aiko]

Want me to come up earlier than the 1st joe? Seeing as I left my pad up there might aswell be the next fest I attend ay man

Don't think I'll be making this one guys...obvobvobvobvobvobvobvbvobvobvobv

said you were coming, said your not, so its a flake. But cheer up! heres some pics to make the hurties go away.

 

[Koop_88]

Vip tickets, alcohol, good times > a sore willy from the lengthy sex I will undoubtedly have with you ant.

SO STFU UTADA HIKARU!

 

[COEY]

Sam you big flaker..

And i'm gonna step up to this MM buisness please my luigi vs your falcon, fox, marth, sheik, falco, w/e.. Hope you like 2nd place Z.

 

[Professor Pro]

I think we should **** him to http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=IauPPCv1x4I&feature=related

 

[Aiko]

lol, use the boost to get through the rear

 

[Reacher]

Sons? Dunno about this banter, I get payed on 28th so I'll find out then If I can pipe up I guess. Wouldn't say I was overly confident but might pipe up anyway on the basis that you're all ****e at poker so I'm bound to win the cost of my train ticket while I'm there .

Scottish are you making an appearance?

Will seriously why do you play all the gay characters? A campy falco, Jiggs and Luigi, and other gash like Bowser. Be a man and play fox like everyone else, or stick to falco and start jumping forward when you laser.

 

[Aiko]

This is Anthony's PA issuing an official challenge to Phillip and Paul.

Anthony would like to offer a meeting involving No Limit Texas Hold'em Poker Heads Up with a £5 stake and possibly Coffee and Biscuits.

Kind Regards

 

[J03]

im high stakes these days.

10 quid minimum MM

phil, your a good man, you should be more confident in your abilities, most importantly your ability to attend this smash fest.

PS. as for poker, YALL GOT ****

 

[craiigg]

i lost 300k on full tilt on one hand today LOL :/

 

[J03]

bad times. craig and jam obv come up on the 1st of nov

 

[craiigg]

its possible

 

[J03]

now make it probable ^_^

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

Sons? Dunno about this banter, I get payed on 28th so I'll find out then If I can pipe up I guess. Wouldn't say I was overly confident but might pipe up anyway on the basis that you're all ****e at poker so I'm bound to win the cost of my train ticket while I'm there .

Scottish are you making an appearance?

Will seriously why do you play all the gay characters? A campy falco, Jiggs and Luigi, and other gash like Bowser. Be a man and play fox like everyone else, or stick to falco and start jumping forward when you laser.

I am actually seriously considering it yes, yes I am with all seriousness in my stride. Played Smash last weekend and realised its actually quite a good game, still need to learn how to wavedash though lol. Ryan, Euan and Fanniemans have all expressed interest in this here event also.

 

[Mr P]

Sons? Dunno about this banter, I get payed on 28th so I'll find out then If I can pipe up I guess. Wouldn't say I was overly confident but might pipe up anyway on the basis that you're all ****e at poker so I'm bound to win the cost of my train ticket while I'm there .

Scottish are you making an appearance?

Will seriously why do you play all the gay characters? A campy falco, Jiggs and Luigi, and other gash like Bowser. Be a man and play fox like everyone else, or stick to falco and start jumping forward when you laser.

My chances of attandance are roughly about 0.00000000000000000000003% which coincidently is also about the chance anyone has of actually beating me at poker or smash.

In other news, my fox is ridiculous at the moment espescially technically and it's getting better. Also in other news im amazing at poker even though i dont really play it... i'm a bit like Daniel Negreanu but better at reading people.

 

[COEY]

Sons? Dunno about this banter, I get payed on 28th so I'll find out then If I can pipe up I guess. Wouldn't say I was overly confident but might pipe up anyway on the basis that you're all ****e at poker so I'm bound to win the cost of my train ticket while I'm there .

Scottish are you making an appearance?

Will seriously why do you play all the gay characters? A campy falco, Jiggs and Luigi, and other gash like Bowser. Be a man and play fox like everyone else, or stick to falco and start jumping forward when you laser.

Alright first off come to this.

Now thats done with... I havent played jiggs for months i kinda gave her up when i realised that i dont enjoy her. As for falco if you stop grabbing me i will stop camping. Also luigi is amazing the fact that a fox, marth, sheik player is saying i play gay characters is a joke in its self

If you wanna prove me wrong then it's about time that you man the **** up, pipe yourself all the way down to Bolton and show me your moves (which i doubt you have).

Btw it's good to see you on the boards lol.

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

My chances of attandance are roughly about 0.00000000000000000000003% which coincidently is also about the chance anyone has of actually beating me at poker or smash.

In other news, my fox is ridiculous at the moment espescially technically and it's getting better. Also in other news im amazing at poker even though i dont really play it... i'm a bit like Daniel Negreanu but better at reading people.

lololololololololol k get ***** son

Btw Will I accept your MM, Jpop-boy we will see when/if I get there, depends on how deep the stacks are and all that crap if I can be arsed playing heads up.

 

[grayfox]

ROFL! The banter piped up a bit in this thread. AND OH MY GOD! Is one J-pop artist inspired middle-English dwelling challenger willing to open his Texas HE HU challenge this way????!?? I lost about £20 to Joe playing poker the last time such an event happened, I really fancy giving it another shot!

 

[J03]

Jpop-boy sir to you (racial slur)

 

[Aiko]

lol, fuck you bullet bint

 

[Cpt.Zeppo]

no JOHNS SIR!

I MIGHT BOOK AS SOON AS TOMORROW FOR THIS, IS BOX THE DANMASTER COMING PER CHANCE?

BTW PHIL IF YOU COME I PUT DOWN TO YOU A GAUNTLET OF SORTS-

£1 MM FOX DITTO BEST OF 9
50P MY MARTH VS YOUR FOX BEST OF 5
50P MY FOX VS YOUR MARTH BEST OF 5
£2 MY FALCON + BANTER BEST OF 9

AND MORE IF FEELING IS SO OBLIGED AT THE TIME

AMCD MONEY MATCH?

 

[grayfox]

ALRIGHT IF COPELAND BOOKS HEAR THIS ----- I'LL ACTUALLY COME TO AN EVENT OMFG!!!

Money match challanges are being fired out to all, £5 the standard

 

[J03]

I ACCEPT SIR

i have also carried on where Phil wussed out. I have gone all out...

AND...

BOUGHT...

A CARD SHUFFLER!!!

****ING EPIC

 

[Aiko]

My people spoke to Box's people earlier. Now that the banter bros have booked, he may attend this business meeting. Please ensure you have business cards, and dress formally. We may consider merging companies after the meeting.

 

[Bullet Bill]

Box is better than you all