The North Carolina Melee Power Rankings! Updated 8/14/14!

[enCouRaging Bear]

whos in band camp

 

[Dr Peepee]

Twitch is

And I had to fix these rankings, so I did.

 

[enCouRaging Bear]

what does he play?
What do you play twitch!!!

 

[vZakat]

Doesn't he play saxophone? Why do I know that...

 

[Todd Bonney]

For Moses, and anyone for that matter:

This describes how I feel about Radiohead:

http://youtu.be/PbKOk4y4IJY

 

[big sleep]

Boney, what you're experiencing is a common issue among giant white american males in the twenty first century. To put it simply, your absurd height places your ears at an altitude in which complex sound waves can be distorted by extra interference from the Earth's magnetic field. Unfortunately, due to its corny and generic nature, only super sh*tty radio music remains unobstructed at this altitude. It's a condition known as High Horse Syndrome (HHS).

The good news is there are ways to deal with this problem. Might I suggest Dr. Plebinhoüsen's ear-transplant surgery. He's a trusted, local otolaryngologist who can give you better ears that adapt to your altitude. Another less common option is removing the femurs from both of your legs so that you're closer to the ground. Either of these suggestions can remedy the detrimental effects of HHS. Feel free to PM me if you have questions.

 

[Dr Peepee]

cam wants to cut you up

 

[~Twitch~]

.......................

yeah i play saxophone

 

[enCouRaging Bear]

died at earth's magnetic field.
kevin is this you?

 

[Pyrostormer]

hey guys

miss you all greatly

 

[big sleep]

miss u too baby, come back

 

[Dr Peepee]

JIM

how you livin man it's been too long

 

[Dark Hart]

JIIIIIIIIIIIM

 

[Bl@ckChris]

Jim, come back and beat my fox so I can switch back to ganon.

 

[Moophobia]

Oh my god Jim.

 

[Rohan]

I BEAT SNEAK IN TOURNAMENT AND IM NOT RANKED. CHANGE THIS ****

 

[Dr Peepee]

LOL where is this coming from

 

[Rohan]

FROM THE MAN WHO COMMITTED THE ACT OF SLAYING SNEAK

 

[Dr Peepee]

when did you do this rohan

and how did you slay him exactly

 

[Rohan]

BEFORE I GOT MY NEW NAME DIRTPAD AND I DID IT AT THE REESE TOURNAMENT I GOT 3rd AT......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

 

[Rohan]

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[Rohan]

i mean i guess its ok......(sighs)

 

[Dr Peepee]

which rese? the may one? I don't have brackets for that one and it would explain why I never knew since I don't think I was told.

 

[Rohan]

I THINK IT WAS THAT ONE, ITS OK THOUGH ILL MAKE MY WAY INTO THE TOP 10 EVEN WITH THIS BROKEN SYSTEM

 

[Bl@ckChris]

I didn't know that happened either. Maybe that loss can be bad enough to put me in front of sneak.

Well nvm. My losses to karn and david that day weren't great. Don't know if that's in this update tho.

 

[Dr Peepee]

It's in the previous update lol.

rohan, please post here or PM me with your wins/losses for all tourneys you attended this ranking period so we can figure out what to do with you. TY

 

[big sleep]

if it's the one i'm thinking of, we didn't have the bracket to that ReSe. what a rough update, i'll be keeping better track of each tournament as they occur so that this doesn't happen again.


also, Rohan you lost to Moses at RTT, soooo johl @ u being top 10

#bagofdirt

 

[Dr Peepee]

wouldn't that still lower sneak's ranking though?

 

[big sleep]

indeed, Rohan knocked Sneak's quadruple SD'ing ass into losers. Sneak had to come back and win two sets versus Fiz in GFs.

i've sent you a message for discussion.

 

[Sneak8288]

Rohan did beat at one Rese. I went falco the fisrt match and shiek the second and lost. Although, the people right below me on the rankings have lost to me this period almost 2 to 3 times a piece this season alone and i didn't lose to them at all. Literally the only other person I lost to ever in like the past 5 months has been Kevin lol. So lowering where I am wouldnt really make any sense since it would have to put me below people I would be 3-0 or 2-0 against.

 

[Rohan]

ROHAN NEVER LOST TO MOSES.....DIRTPAD LOST TO MOSES, SO HOW DOES THAT AFFECT MY RANKING?

 

[big sleep]

Rohan Schmohan

 

[kreator]

Where is Vilt on these rankings?

 

[Juno McGrath]

He's actually ranked 1 in theft and owing dudes money

 

[Sneak8288]

He's actually ranked 1 in theft and owing dudes money

nah that's plank

 

[Juno McGrath]

Were talking about the NC rankings sneakers

 

[kreator]

Sneak is ranked #1 in being bent over and spanked with his black belt by Big Daddy Dorsey.

 

[Black Mantis]

 

[Todd Bonney]

 

[Bl@ckChris]

I feel like I've seen this before...oh well.

Sneak, if we ever go to 1/4 vs 2/3 brackets, you're going down in semis (since nobody above us other than kevin seems to go to tournaments were both at...)