The North Carolina Melee Power Rankings! Updated 8/14/14!

[$mike]

rontology's existence is

 

[DJRome]

psssssssssssssh

 

[AlcyoNite]

Pray, what are the "characteristics" of a sheik player?

 

[DJRome]

hello, woman

 

[Bl@ckChris]

dj pretty much nailed it.

 

[RaphaelRobo]

My existence is clearly as a Kirby main. Every time I talk to people they feel like I'm a Kirby taunting them. Plus I have a beard, just like Kirby.

 

[Bl@ckChris]

yeah....

yeah.

just play kirby.

 

[RaphaelRobo]

Play Kirby?

Why would I do that when I could be playing Ganon? No offense to Kirby, but he's nowhere near as good or as fun to play as.

 

[Bl@ckChris]

I'm....just gonna stop.

 

[RaphaelRobo]

I've decided I'm going to be a Kirby main who plays Ganon. I can just imagine it now...

"Who do you main?"
"I main Kirby."
"Wait, you play Kirby!?"
"No, I play Ganon."
"But I thought you said you were a Kirby main."
"I am, I just play Ganon."

 

[Dr Peepee]

lmfao raph

kirby sucks

ganon *****

 

[Dark Hart]

I'm really mad at my playing ability right now, it just makes me feel so bad, literally like I'm bad at Melee, which in turn just makes me feel bad and that's what's going on guys

**** man

My

 

[Redd]

Ganon is awful though don't you forget

 

[RaphaelRobo]

Oh really?

Name one character who's better AND has a purple outfit.

 

[Juno McGrath]

Ganon is so good dont get me started.

 

[$mike]

if you lose to ganon it's a sign you'd be better off pursuing journalism

 

[Moophobia]

if you lose to ganon it's a sign you'd be better off pursuing journalism

But I'm a terrible writer =(

 

[Dark Hart]

I'm in moo's boat

 

[lord karn]

if you lose to ganon it's a sign you'd be better off pursuing journalism

Good thing I'm getting my master's in english.

 

[big sleep]

Pray, what are the "characteristics" of a sheik player?

characteristics for a sheik main:

-hedgehog-like decision making
-still uses windows media player (with a library that's at least 35% painfully esoteric)
-powerful glutes
-an ungodly ability to withstand (what for most humans would be) extreme boredom
-strong homosexual tendencies that are either (1) suppressed beyond awareness and therefore expressed in a way that sustains this ignorance (resulting in seemingly asexual behavior) or (2) embraced, which can result in confronting Trevor with the idea that having your fudge pushed in by his no-limbs door-shutter is something that entices you



: deciding to main sheik (unlike deciding to main any other character in melee) precedes these characteristics, not vice-versa. do yourself a favor (shoutouts to dj)...


ps: *door-opener if you're as talented as me

 

[Sushi-Man]

that pretty much sums up djrome

 

[~Twitch~]

wtf is hedgehog-like decision making?

 

[-ACE-]

Good thing I'm getting my master's in english.

^^ karn was a science major before I trained with him for 2 years

Lol jk

 

[Mahone]

What's wrong with wmp?

 

[Dark Hart]

This guy

 

[lord karn]

^^ karn was a science major before I trained with him for 2 years

Lol jk

I wish I had majored in science. @__@

 

[-ACE-]

I wish I had majored in science. @__@

I should have done engineering. I have an engineering-related career right now with a biology degree. I should have known from the start working in pharmacies was not the thing for me, I need fresh air lol

 

[Divinokage]

Sounds like everyone here will be journalists.

 

[RaphaelRobo]

Don't worry Kage, I'm going to write video games for a living.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Lost at Cam's(or who I assume to be Cam) post.

 

[Dr Peepee]

What were the 3 tourneys this period?

2 NCSUs and....?

 

[RaphaelRobo]

There was that one in Charlotte.

 

[Bl@ckChris]

or you can not count that one and peter beating me no longer exists....

but yeah, that's the third tournament.

 

[Dr Peepee]

What's the name of it lol

I know it was in charlotte XD

 

[Bl@ckChris]

uhhhh oh swagger on steroids i think.

 

[$mike]

in b4 usual bad update posts


(ill just warn everyone now, the update is gonna be ABYSMAL so get those butts tight right now)


crepe

 

[big sleep]

if i'm not at least 2nd on these then it's wrong


it's done

 

[$mike]

^^^^^^

damn that butt is gonna be real upset

 

[big sleep]

twitch is mad hommo

 

[Dorsey]

nc pr is rigged, **** all panelists i will **** on your graves in 60 years