johns are for f*****s —> bottom line.
and slasher, if you want to "better" yourself, try working on a level of self-security where mere words from a "pathetic hater" don't cause you to publicly defame him like a pathetic hater.
this doesn't mean moo can't be a big whiney, character-changing, f*****-johnner (in the SSBM handbook, a f*****-johnner is someone who johns in really disgusting and/or passive-aggressive ways, like sandbagging, repeating "I suck" through multiple mediums, and doing incredibly bonkers **** like deliberately scratching your face during a friendly and then yelling at the guy for hitting you because he should've noticed that you were scratching your face... seriously Viverette that was some of the biggest f*****-**** i've ever seen. shoutouts to Dop on finishing the combo) but there's really just no reason to explain why your life has more meaning than his just because of his little Moo-quips or his f*****-johnnery. now THAT'S what i call pathetic. only douchebags like yourself are gonna get off on that kinda ****. shoutouts to kage.
i do want a sip of that coffee, though.
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also, can we PUH-LEEEAASE drop this "God" ****? Ladies and Gentlemen, i have a very important, inconsequential announcement to make: God isn't real. oh my ****ing god God isn't real. and if she is, she definitely isn't sitting by a lightswitch labeled "Slasher's Mom" waiting for the right time to put her on OFF. if anyone is God, it's YOUR MOM, who as you claim, is defying death for love. F*** "God", that's WAYY cooler.