The North Carolina Melee Power Rankings! (Updated 2/11/10!)

[Dark Hart]

Stop trying to get our sympathy.

I don't want sympathy, I'm just tired to people messing with me and talking shit. I'm rarely ever taken seriously around here, and it's getting a little annoying. Almost every time I post, someone says something about me that's not exactly flattering (not that I'm looking for it). If someone says shit to me I'm gong to talk back, it's not like I started it. I know you guys are just joking around and being NC and everything and it's all cool, but idk I guess I just take it all to heart in the end idk...

I do agree that I have had the most trouble with your Falco, but you still aren't even up to being even with my when you've played him (apart from the last few we did, I think you won all of those).

Really?

I though we normally go pretty even with out Falco/Falcon match-up, and the last time we played I just won them all.

I fully expect to beat you in 3 games and enjoy my $5, but I'm game for you getting serious and competitive about this, makes it a lot more fun.

I'm glad your confident, because I'm gonna prove you wrong. =P But if you do win, I'm not going to make it that easy for ya.

Also Video Game Club this Friday I think, so we can play Melee. No money match then, though. Neither of us play near out best there.

Only a few because I have drivers ed. (DO I need to bring Melee?) But I was going to see if you could come over to my place on Saturday or Sunday or something to Smash for a few hours.

Edit: Oh, and by random I mean that the last time we played at VGC (and GofG came) we did doubles for almost the whole time and then GofG and I each played you like 2 or 3 matches, and we were about to leave anyways, so it was pretty darn random.

lol yea I guess you could consider that random. btw I won all of those matches <_< >_>

Edit2: Oh and Karn's Mewtwo can beat anything you've got

... no it can't.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

I'm so commentating on Dark Hart and Foxy's MM.

GOOD ****!


Be sure to insult Dark Hart the whole way through. We don't want him winning.



>:3

 

[Dark Hart]

I'm so commentating on Dark Hart and Foxy's MM.

lol dooo iiiit!!!!!!!!

I'll play alot more gay as IC though, as opposed to playing dumb and flashy.(I'll probably go back on that. XD)

Dude, dig nigga is better than Chu Dat!

Seriously, last time I played his ICs with Falcon... ****... too ****ing good.

i want dark hart to win

 

[onlymaskde]

GOOD ****!


Be sure to insult Dark Hart the whole way through. We don't want him winning.



>:3

LOL don't worry

Who's gonna do it with me?

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

Seriously, last time I played his ICs with Falcon... ****... too ****ing good.

LOL

I wanna do CF ditters now.

 

[Dark Hart]

You doing anything this weekend? I'm trying to get Foxy over to my place you should come too. CF dittos all day son!

Foxy bring your laptop to record ****

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

You doing anything this weekend? I'm trying to get Foxy over to my place you should come too. CF dittos all day son!

Foxy bring your laptop to record ****

I believe I'm working all weekend. Super bowl's this weekend, right?

I'll check though.

If not, maybe I could come. I'd like to be good enough to make PR

 

[Foxy]

plur, go ahead and play ic's against me whenever, i don't mind them as my friend has mained them and i've gotten pretty good spacing against them. play as gay as you want.

dark bro, yes you have to bring melee (just the disc and your memory card, some faag accidentally erased my data so i need to copy over), i'm buying a new melee copy soon but i won't have it before the club.

screw drivers ed, you're a senior, nobody cares if you go. just come play melee.

and yes dude i want to play smash with anybody (including you) very badly this weekend, especially to practice brawl+ but also to settle PR's. i can probably come to your house but you could also come to mine.

if i come over i'll bring recording and brawl+. we should get enough people at your place for doubles, figure out a good combo, and take 1st in the teams.

 

[Dark Hart]

idk, I'll see how long I can get away with missing drivers ed, since it's in the ****ed computer lab...

and I'm not sure about people. My dad kinda hates when a lot of people are at my house just to play Smash (can't... wait... until... summer... ****... parents....) I might be able to get KSK and Icemn over. but that's about it. and why bring Brawl+ when we're just going to play Melee the whole time? lol we all know it's gonna happen.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

plur, go ahead and play ic's against me whenever, i don't mind them as my friend has mained them and i've gotten pretty good spacing against them. play as gay as you want.

Sweet, I'll make Popo suck you off while Nana Fsmashes you. How gay is that? Gay + Pedophilia = PLUR wins


The funny thing is, my quest to make PR is ultimately useless because outside of my tournies, I don't enter singles because I don't really care for it. I'm a doubles player.

 

[Habanero Pepper]

lol, it won't be long before I'm on this if I can already beat zero, rawfuls and foxy.

 

[ZIO]

I think Twig put it best - BIIIG BAAAAAAAABY

 

[Foxy]

lol, it won't be long before I'm on this if I can already beat zero, rawfuls and foxy.

wait, who are you?

also if you haven't played zero in a while he's fricking good now, rawfuls too...

oh me too

 

[Foxy]

oh and guys gofg is training his ice climbers HARDCORE for my tournament, he wants to make PR's

he's talked to a bunch of iceys pros and studied up

this is gonna be really hyped

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

wait, who are you?

also if you haven't played zero in a while he's fricking good now, rawfuls too...

oh me too

lol don't pay attention to him. My GaW ***** his Marth in Melee.


>_>

 

[GofG]

Zio, your sig just made my eyes feel funny.


edit: don't believe the hype. i do not want to make PRs. that would be too weird.

 

[Malk]

woo lots of hype and dark hart hate I love it

also guys touch my nuts at foxy's and I'll put you on PR

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

oh and guys gofg is training his ice climbers HARDCORE for my tournament, he wants to make PR's

he's talked to a bunch of iceys pros and studied up

Eh, there needs to be SOME IC representation on PR. Good ****, GofG

 

[BEHR]

Good **** trevor Yo there any vids of the tournie where nebs won up yet?

1 dolla is good. :3

 

[Lightsyde]

I should be on these power rankings. :\

I can go even or beat half the people listed. >____>

 

[Dark Hart]

I should be on these power rankings. :\

I can go even or beat half the people listed. >____>

Then come to more tourneys! (Dark Hart misses you) PP basically used 3 tourneys, along with talking to Alex and Matt, to figure out how the list should look.

________________________

The Rankings are as follows:

6. Malk(Marth)

Since when does Matt play Marth?

 

[Dr Peepee]

Uhhh, I'm readin this later.

Read the OP.

 

[Foxy]

i've got tons of tournies soon so i expect to either move up a place or two or drop off because y'all realize i suck at this game and dark hart beats me in an mm.

lulzy

 

[Boss Hog (stack it up)]

whoever wins....

WE LOSE.

 

[Rawfuls]

lol, it won't be long before I'm on this if I can already beat zero, rawfuls and foxy.

hahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... awww now my tummy hurts

 

[Malk]

yeah jawsh you should be on, so should pac and triforce, but you guys don't come or enter melee singles events and we aren't going to add you until you do.

Like, the pr are stupid, you should know that, and so they represent more or less the theoretical placings of theoretical melee tourneys for people that actually care.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

hahahahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.... awww now my tummy hurts

Like I said before

lol don't pay attention to him. My GaW ***** his Marth in Melee.


>_>

 

[ZIO]

Zio, your sig just made my eyes feel funny.

Is this a good or bad thing?

yeah jawsh you should be on, so should pac and triforce, but you guys don't come or enter melee singles events and we aren't going to add you until you do.

Like, the pr are stupid, you should know that, and so they represent more or less the theoretical placings of theoretical melee tourneys for people that actually care.

I support this.

 

[El Muerte]

Hello Kids, Daddy is home...

 

[Dr Peepee]

That MM will be too good.

Sorry originals that don't make it to tournies but want PR spots.

GofG doesn't have my sympathy.

Malks balls are mine, but don't worry, it's not like he's attached.

PLUR can be #1 on doubles rankings.

Jank.....sup.

 

[*P*L*U*R*]

PLUR can be #1 on doubles rankings.

I WISH I was that good in Doubles.

 

[GofG]

Why don't I have your sympathy, DRPP?

 

[Dr Peepee]

You don't like PRs grrrrr.

No but I'm messin.

You're goin to Foxy's and Billfest and HERB right?

 

[GofG]

Why do you think that?

Yes, yes, and yes.

Edit: Oh, no. I like PRs, i just think it would be weird being on them.

 

[Foxy]

PP, he said it would be weird if he was on the PR because he suck so bad at Melee

i think he's as much a fan of pr's as anyone

I THINK

 

[Dr Peepee]

Didn't you say somewhere something about not caring or something GofG?

I dunno Foxy, I can't remember exactly lol.

I was kiddin anyways. Bro love.

 

[stingers]

i want to be able to get on these PRs by HERB time...

we'll see. I'm going mostly jiggs now, since my Falco has been getting worse and worse while my Jiggs has been getting better and better. sorry PP

 

[Dr Peepee]

Jiggz in Melee? That's fine.

I could use the practice.

 

[Pyrostormer]

Alex has a Jiggs that could you **** faster than you could say hungrybox! Looks like I got a ways to go to get on the PRs!

 

[Dr Peepee]

Lol Jim, talk british to me.