So everybro knows:
Falcon's man-mother (no woman could birth him; he is too manly) paid what would become the gleam in my father's eye (me) to **** him. It was good money, too. Several hundred dollars. And honestly, it was pretty awesome. He screamed like he wanted it. Nine months later, Captain Falcon was born, and Falcon-Punched his man-mother in the face. He didn't go after me, because he knew who his man-father was.
By the way, doing a dude in the *** is not gay, because if there is a hole, any straight man should be compelled to penetrate it. Therefore, doing Falcon's man-mother in the butt does not make me gay. Rather the act of being done in the butt (and screaming like he liked it) makes Falcon's man-mother gay. Therefore, I am not gay, and am still worthy of being Falcon's man-father. That is to say, no homo.
This message is Alejandro tested and BillBillBill approved.
Edit: I'm just a little drunk right now.
EditEdit: Just a little.
Falcon's man-mother (no woman could birth him; he is too manly) paid what would become the gleam in my father's eye (me) to **** him. It was good money, too. Several hundred dollars. And honestly, it was pretty awesome. He screamed like he wanted it. Nine months later, Captain Falcon was born, and Falcon-Punched his man-mother in the face. He didn't go after me, because he knew who his man-father was.
By the way, doing a dude in the *** is not gay, because if there is a hole, any straight man should be compelled to penetrate it. Therefore, doing Falcon's man-mother in the butt does not make me gay. Rather the act of being done in the butt (and screaming like he liked it) makes Falcon's man-mother gay. Therefore, I am not gay, and am still worthy of being Falcon's man-father. That is to say, no homo.
This message is Alejandro tested and BillBillBill approved.
Edit: I'm just a little drunk right now.
EditEdit: Just a little.