Thank you, I will never get a boner for the rest of my life.
I wonder what would happen if I walked around with a boner all day.
You obviously haven't seen those Viagra commercials. "Call a doctor if you have you know wat lasting more then 4 hours". That would be all bad.
Anyways, I got another one.
Back in freshmen year, I had this block (period) 1 teacher that was f***ing idiot. He said that x=27 1/2 or 29 3/4 in the equation x-1=0. He gave me a A+ one quater (ABOVE 100%), and a F the next, and I tried harder in the later. Anyways, he was wearing 3 layers of shirts, and he was really sweaty. So sweaty that he sweat through his shirt, and his shirt was almost all weat in sweat!
I had to walk by him to get my backpack (he had some dumb a** rule where we put our backpacks in this one spot, because he feared tripping over backpacks; he told us it was his worst fear). So I go to get it, and he raises his arm up, when I'm like 6 inches away from his f***in arm. That might be the worst smell, ever. I almost fell, it was that bad (and I'm not clumsy...or at least not that much! XD).
Needless to say, that class was wierd. But awsome. All I'd do is throw crap towards the front of the classroom, talk to my friends around me, SLEEP, and listen to my MP3 player. Back in the good old days. If only the teacher left his class everyday to do crap and not come back everyday, instead of every week to month.
He'd do that, and we'd payed people to ditch school, go to AM PM, and buy us food. They'd come back, we'd eat, and we'd basically party in class. That class rocked, needless to say! Minus the teacher, me getting aF that confuses me to this day, that one girl hitting on me (she was a senior, and she thought I was one too; that was akward, as I was a freshmen), etc!
LOL at Rex+. That was kinda random! XD That kinda sucks...good thing you were in PE, and could change your clothes. But wat were you doing beforehand=???
I couldn't resist it if I tried!
