In gym class the other day we were playing indoor soccer. I was playing forward, and I took a rather powerful shot on goal. It hit a really fat girl in the middle of her stomach.
Remember learning about earthquakes in Earth Science? Well, I'm pretty sure I saw surface waves and Rayleigh Waves transversing her blubber. I couldn't make out the S or P waves, though.
She fell over backwards (it was a really powerful shot) and just laid there for a few seconds. I stood still, then went over to help her up. The wind had been knocked out of her.
I felt really embarrassed for drilling a fat girl in the stomach, and she must have been pretty embarrassed herself, but she was really cool about it. I said I was really sorry, and she was like, "No, it's fine. Really, not a problem."
So I guess it wasn't really a problem. But still, I'm sure most of us know that it's embarrassing to injure someone in gym class, but to do it with a soccer ball to the stomach, and to a really overweight girl no less, is a tad more impressive.
The end.