Gender: Male
Subject Name: John/Johnknight1
Age: 16
Grade: 11th/Junior
ok so this one time I had to pee really bad in history class. I get a pass and go but I didn't look at the signs that were men and women and I went to the one nearest to me which was the women XD. While I was doing my business I thought "why am I in a stall?" "why was there so many of them?" "why do I seem louder than the other people in here?". Then I get out only to find 4 girls staring at me with the look of shock on their faces o.O. I run out only to come across another girl right outside the bathroom and looks at me in disgust.
that happened in 10th grade and was THE most embarrasing thing that has ever happened to me.
I had a similar story, but on the other side.
3 or so weeks ago, I got out of my Geometry class, and had to go to my AP US History class. So I go, and ask for help on stuff from my teacher. I leave 3 minutes later, and go to the bathroom. I go in a urinal, and as I'm peeing, I hear these two girls wondering which bathroom is which. I think she's smart enough to know that pink tile is usually the girls bathroom, and blue in guys (our signs were jacked). As she's speaking to me, this guy starts peeing in this urinal next to me. So I flush the toliet, and take go to wash my hands. Next thing you know, she's in the guy's bathroom, and she sees his thing. Luckily I finished up 5 seconds early. So I am all embarrassed, and say "Freshmen, eh?". She leaves the bathroom, cracks up and tells her friend, while the guy is all embarrassed. So I say "Thank God I'm not you right now, and thank God I'm not a Freshmen". Added salt to the wound.
BEST. STORY. EVER!
Shoved my Pen15 into this hot teacher's *** when she bent over to pick up a pencil she dropped on the floor in front of the class
Woaw, just woaw.
Yes it means i saw her whole chest (best part of the incident...by far XD)
And maybe the slapping was some sort of involuntary movement or something......like what would you do to the person that just revealed your funbags to half the school (if you were a woman)
-Link-
I'm, guessing you enjoyed your fall of shame!
A couple people at my school visit SWF, so I'll have to edit this out.
Well a couple weeks ago I got on the bus and the only seat left was occupied by the girl I (still) like. When we get off at the campus I stand up and offer for her to go first. You know how you can get a boner for no reason... well she accidentally rubs against my ****. exciting and embarassing at the same time.
I think she liked me even more after that, lol.
Smooth moves. Anyways ,I also had something similar like that happen to me.
I was at a church camp one year ago, and I hung out with really the bad people. Which..well...I'm kinda the opposite. Anyways, we start playing Texas Hold Em' Poker in a isolated area. So we s ay the first person has to take one of three dares by the person with the most chips remaining, they do it, then restart.
So, there are 5 of us:
-Me (then 15)
-my friend, Scott (my same age, male...and he is heavily attract to both girls, especially Heater, and they both don't like him)
-This guy I've known for a whle, Jack (male, 14 at the time ;hitting on Heather a lot)
-Jack's younger brother, Daniel (male, 13, horney, and has a girl friend, but hits on the first girl STILL)
-this one girl, Heather (female, 13; she tells us she wants to be a stripper when she grows up)
-this other girl, Savana (female, 14; nice girl, surprisingly. Still hang out with her every once in a while...surprisingly, I wasn't hitting on either on them, or was attracted to either of them).
Anyways, we start playing, and we do a bunch of silly and random ones. I win most of them. So then I barely miss losing, and Daniel wins one, while Heather loses. So he gives her three dares: make out with a tree, kiss Scott's a** (owch), or put a stick in her you know wat, making it look like she's got a b**er all day (at a chuch camp...which is odd). So, she takes the last ONE! We crack up. Next round goes, and this time Daniel loses, and I win. I can't think of anything, and see Savana's purse. That gave me a perfect idea. I gave two incredible horrid ones (make out with your brother, scream you like condomns throughout the camp), or to have all 4 of us put makeup on your face. So he takes the last one, and we do the best job ever. He looked like a giesha, njk.
So then, the next round goes, and Jack wins, while Scott loses. He dares Scott either to make out with me (I feared for my life), make out with his younger brother, Daniel (who's eyes turned large), or have us write Gay on his both his cheeks, in which he has to go around like that. He takes the later, trying to show off. We were doing this late at night, and the people at our church saw us. So they try to scare us. I tell them I hear noises, they ignore me. We're in like this outdoor stage building, with chairs in front of it btw, that could only be seen by being on this very steep hill. Taht aside, pratically all our church bangs against the wall, and they all scream, but me. My friend Scott had his shirt torn to threads by the two girls, who screamed with terror (and made me tripped off the stage, make me fall into the chairs, and I rolled pretty far.
So I sneakfully ran around, and see wat happens (unseen by the people who scared us, and they just came out). Imagine this: You're in a church camp, and in front of you in a guy who looks like a geisha, a girl with a b***er, a guy who has two girls basically holding on to his nipples, and some guy with a gulity look on his face. PRICELESS! I was able to sneak behind like I was part of the group, and they were in shock. Luckily none of the adults saw the supposed b**er Heather had, or caught eye of the two girl's who ripped Scott's shirt hiding behind him, holding on to his nipples. They did, however, see Daniel with the Geisha thing. Luckily, Daniel was asleep when they scared him (he jumped out of the chair, and tripped his older brother. So we said we (as I admitted I was with them) pranked Daniel while he was asleep, and put make up on his face.
So, we got off scotch free. Our peers joke to us to this day, calling the one girl the women with a fat b**er (that was a huge stick...it was like 6 inches long), the man who was a geisha, the man with the magic nipples, the cowering girls, and the guy who stood there through it. BEST THING EVER! By the end of that trip, Scott and Jack paid Heather to strip (I was busy hitting on some other girl...or rather, girls! XD), Daniel's girlfriend broke up with him a few weeks later, Heather went to rehab for drug and alcohol addiction a month later, and I almost died of laughing to death.
Good times, good times. Of course, we're all semi-normal now!
That is win folks. No one can trump that. I win, you lose.
Other akward moments:
-Streaking through a school rally with 2700 students, 100 teachers, and 200 parents, tripping on a dude (looking like you ***** him up the a**), and having a small you know wat. That for $100, a blunt, and 10 illegal fireworks. Fool. (and I know him) However, his Seminar teacher applauded him whe nhe first came to school (the next week), along with the rest of the class, uncaught, free, and fully clothed. Yes, his seminar teacher rocks (he only owns a Wii=I had him! XD). Everyone knew who it was too (well, students that is0, except for the freshmen.
So ya, I got TONS MORE, but I'll save them in my arsenal for later awsome stories.
