orange/xd
Smash Ace
what's going on in here
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The Lucas General Discussion
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rPSIvysaur
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Well if you must know:
We're not allowed to tell you ;D
We're not allowed to tell you ;D
Rachmaninav89
Smash Apprentice
Too funny. Ima just say my lucas is pretty sweet and im very happy as to where he is right now!
and super secrets are secret. so you cant know ! bwahaha
and super secrets are secret. so you cant know ! bwahaha
orange/xd
Smash Ace
I have something amusing to share. 
I beat someone on wifi and he said lucas is amazing on wifi and that he's pretty much a wifi character.
I then proceeded to have a hearty laugh.
I beat someone on wifi and he said lucas is amazing on wifi and that he's pretty much a wifi character.
I then proceeded to have a hearty laugh.
rPSIvysaur
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lol, that's Johning in the form of flattery, lol.
*JuriHan*
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sup well you want to see if Tallman avenged me for ****** a scrub Lucas and uploading it on failtube? Well now you can see our offline friendlies, and in good quality
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=75EF8329C990C436
http://www.youtube.com/view_play_list?p=75EF8329C990C436
thats only of my kirby tho, I can't win against him with any of my other characters such as peach or jigglypuff
iLSA
Smash Cadet
Hello there, my fellow Lucas enthusiasts! :D
...uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I'm the first Lucas of 2010... :o
But, yeah, just wanted to introduce myself.
Lucas and Elvis hair ftw.
...uh, correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I'm the first Lucas of 2010... :o
But, yeah, just wanted to introduce myself.
Lucas and Elvis hair ftw.
Yink
The Robo-PSIentist
Yo, he does get all the chicks.
*JuriHan*
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orange/xd
Smash Ace
yeah chuee you're gonna get 12 stocked
PhoenixAlpha
Smash Journeyman
Who's the troll? I'd like to Lucas ditto MM him..
orange/xd
Smash Ace
it's not like he's ever going to a tourney
rPSIvysaur
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Point in case.
Levitas
the moon
lucas perfected just hasn't figured out that trolling the lucas boards isn't very fun yet 
so I haven't heard anything about PF at #. any word?
so I haven't heard anything about PF at #. any word?
ZMan
Smash Master
same with every lucas at pound4 too
orange/xd
Smash Ace
gj pink fresh anyway
~Pink Fresh~
Smash Master
Nah, terrible job.
I can only blame myself though, and just get better.
No juanzzz
I can only blame myself though, and just get better.
No juanzzz
ZMan
Smash Master
ATTENTION LUCAS BOARDS
give me cheesy *** jokes that i can tell at my job audition on saturday (might be workin at a stone cold creamery). so far i got
if i have one pinon and you have two pinon what does that make?
thanks steven for that one.
why did the snowman divorce his wife?
thanks tim.
give me cheesy *** jokes that i can tell at my job audition on saturday (might be workin at a stone cold creamery). so far i got
if i have one pinon and you have two pinon what does that make?
a difference of a pinon
why did the snowman divorce his wife?
because she wouldn't give him a snow job
~Pink Fresh~
Smash Master
Err.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To fight peter.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To fight peter.
ZMan
Smash Master
im trying to get a job here, pink. not make myself look like brainless teenager #985.
any other good jokes? they gotta be tasteful
any other good jokes? they gotta be tasteful
iLSA
Smash Cadet
How about this one?
"A word of wisdom: Never argue with an idiot. He'll just bring you down to his level and then beat you with experience."
"A word of wisdom: Never argue with an idiot. He'll just bring you down to his level and then beat you with experience."
orange/xd
Smash Ace
What happened to the magic tractor?
It turned into a field.
i have sooo many
It turned into a field.
i have sooo many
HailCrest
Smash Journeyman
A Spanish teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House"
for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine:
"el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each
group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
impossible to understand for everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(No chuckling... this gets better!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ("el computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. "House"
for instance, is feminine: "la casa." "Pencil," however, is masculine:
"el lapiz." A student asked, "What gender is 'computer'?"
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two
groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
whether "computer" should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each
group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that "computer" should definitely be of the
feminine gender ("la computer"), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is
impossible to understand for everyone else
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for
possible later retrieval
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending
half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(No chuckling... this gets better!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ("el computer"), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time
they ARE the problem
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a
little longer, you could have gotten a better model.
HelpR
Smash Ace
wow. that teacher is a sexist douche. lol
~Pink Fresh~
Smash Master
Why did the chicken cross two roads?
iLSA
Smash Cadet
I got another one.
"You're a driving instructor, and one of your students comes up to you and tells you that he can't drive a car for some reason. You ask, 'Why?' to which he replies with 'I can't find the anchor.'"
"You're a driving instructor, and one of your students comes up to you and tells you that he can't drive a car for some reason. You ask, 'Why?' to which he replies with 'I can't find the anchor.'"
prOAPC
Smash Lord
lol @ american jokes
and hailcrest, we say "el computador" or "la computadora", both of them are fine (i'm ruining jokes)
and hailcrest, we say "el computador" or "la computadora", both of them are fine (i'm ruining jokes)
orange/xd
Smash Ace
So there's a pirate walking around with a paper towel on his head.
Somebody walks up to him and says, "hey, why do you have a paper towel on your head?"
the pirate goes, "Arrgh, I got a Bounty on me head!"
Somebody walks up to him and says, "hey, why do you have a paper towel on your head?"
the pirate goes, "Arrgh, I got a Bounty on me head!"
Tokaio
Smash Journeyman
Say some Spongebob jokes. They can never go wrong
Here's one:
Q:Why couldn't the child get into the pirate movie?
A:It was rated Arrrh...
If they've seen that episode, it'd be automatic win. XD
Here's one:
Q:Why couldn't the child get into the pirate movie?
A:It was rated Arrrh...
If they've seen that episode, it'd be automatic win. XD
orange/xd
Smash Ace
Did you hear about the man who dreamed that he was in a car's muffler, then its wheel?
He woke up exhausted and tired.
He woke up exhausted and tired.
HelpR
Smash Ace
oh god the puns. they're so delicious.
HailCrest
Smash Journeyman
"What's your name?"
"Uhh... uhhh... ummm.... twenty four."
"Uhh... uhhh... ummm.... twenty four."
orange/xd
Smash Ace
What's green and can get stuck in a tree?
A pool table.
A pool table.
iLSA
Smash Cadet
Here's another one.
"What is the best definition for a doctor?"
"Someone who kills your ills with pills, and kills YOU with his bills."
There was a reason why Miyamoto took away Mario's medical license.
"What is the best definition for a doctor?"
"Someone who kills your ills with pills, and kills YOU with his bills."
There was a reason why Miyamoto took away Mario's medical license.
Yink
The Robo-PSIentist
I'll tell a really lame one a kid told me when I was babysitting.
"How do you get Pikachu on a Bus?"
- You Poke him on.
*facepalms*
"How do you get Pikachu on a Bus?"
- You Poke him on.
*facepalms*
orange/xd
Smash Ace
^I've heard that, this is the version I heard:
How do you get 2 Pikachus, 3 Charizards and a Blastoise onto a bus?
You poke 'em on.
How do you get 2 Pikachus, 3 Charizards and a Blastoise onto a bus?
You poke 'em on.