Yeah, um....
I think everyone here will agree with me that this "news", or mind numbingly infuriating text...deserves a whole sentence in caps...
WHAT IN THE SAMS HELL IS THIS, OH MY GOD IN DEAR HEAVEN, OH JESUS CHRIST OF NAZARETH WHAT THE HELL!
Okay, now that that's out of the way, I'll elaborate on why I typed in caps...11 months wait to play this game, I mean seriously people, why would Nintendo tell us of the game NOW and wait to release it SO LONG. It's like they REALLY ARE trying to anger us into madness, I mean come on, 4 months is bad already, now 11?! If they're going to do that they might as well postpone it even more and just release it on the Revolution for all I care about waiting so ****ed long!
I know I know, "It'll be worth the wait", I know, I know it will be, but it's 11 MONTHS. I really hope this magazine's sources are all very, very very wrong and that this is all just some sort of misunderstanding. Why am I so against such a push back, well look here:
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twilight_princess
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That wikipedia article there states and also has proof that several people at Nintendo have said it will be out and about near April 2006(but then again things happen and change, duh, but they still are better sources than a rumor), I know this rumor hasn't been confirmed so i'm willing to give it a chance of it being true, but I really hope it ain't, for serious --_--(k nough of my ranting, now for some seriousness)
Also, It's not a very good marketing move to simply push back the release of the game simply to add Revolution capabilities to it, i'll tell you why. This is going to be a big game in sales once released, closer to Revolution or not, it IS obviously better for them if they release it near April as planned, seeing as the Xbox 360 and all that jazz is out, they need a big title, big money. It simply does not make sense, THERE WILL be a next generation Zelda game for Revolution, so why take Twilight Princess and simply delay it(of course delaying them of money right now) JUST to (possibly) fine tune more(why, they've had plenty time since the first delay) or simply just make it Revolution playable, when, as I said, there will be a completely Revolutionalized Zelda title for the Rev, come on, makes no sense.
The article states all that jazz about how much better it would be to play Twilight Princess with Revolution capabilities, and yes, it would be nice, but like I said, there'll be a Zelda title completely devoted to that, as opposed to TP which would simply use it as a bonus. I just don't get that rumor. And again, Eiji himself has said that, loosely quoted. "This will be the last Zelda game as you currently know them" that itself implies that it won't have any Revolution bonus to it, it would be directly opposing what Eiji has said AND HE'S in direct making of the game(or Shigeru just overruled his *** about it). Regardless, I just don't get the rumor because of that. If it's being released for Gamecube, then please, it's for Gamecube, let the next gen Zelda title do all the Revolution stuff, you'll be better off, Ninty. Because really, if we're going to have to wait so long for TP, you really just might as well launch it as a launch title for the Rev if you're going about delaying it to add all these features to it, cmon.
In closing to my overly long, too much free time essay about that rumor, I will have a few words. This could simply be that magazine's way of A: boosting up sales or B: Simply explaining how the next gen Zelda could play, while adding in the extra of a lie(maybe) to get us pissed off about another delay. If choice A and B are correct, the magazine are sadistic turds(feel free to add your own choices, we have a whole alphabet here). Then again it is a rumor, and it could be true, but i'm sure a lot of you feel the same way as I do right about now...
Not only can we not stand to wait for the game, we'll now have to not stand the wait until Nintendo finaly tells us if it's true or not.
P.S: Would it not be funny if Nintendo comes up in April 1'st and goes "APRIL FOOLS, LOL, wait another 6 months, lol."
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