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The Imperial Legion, MD/VA crew. Xanadu Tuesdays, Legionary Wednesdays

VanillaWaffle

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successfully made the drive from westminster to my home in a manual vehicle, bow down before me you silly automatic driving mortals.

also would not be surprised if some *** players did die, pretty sure thats another step in the apoc.
 

cmart

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Unfortunately I have no access to wifiC, and other smashers refuse to play on laggy HD tvs with me. I suppose these lessons will have to be lost to the chaos of time than. :[
 

TheTantalus

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Where does bad guy live

I will defeat him with ike

Edit: Play to win nate, play to win. He has the mentality down, but his style is weak because it's all based on getting the opponent to come to him, if you break his defense it's game over.
 

Thunderhorse+

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There's a well-known Japanese player named Ocean, so yeah, obviously a troll thread. And pretty ****ed up.

Stink bugs are gonna be HORRIBLE this year. Seriously, like a biblical plague. Government people are discussing introducing a foreign wasp as a predator for it. That will only make things worse though imo.
Nonononononononononononono.

I can't believe I didn't see this earlier considering anything having to do with bees, wasps, hornets, or yellow jackets set off my survival instincts automatically.

I'd deal with a million stinkbugs before I'd deal with a foreign wasp.

And by deal with the wasp I mean running away from it for dear life screaming like a little girl.
 

cmart

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The image of TH running screaming from a horde of mutant wasps is amusing. I'd probably be joining him tho lolz
 

Bandit

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The image of TH running screaming from a horde of mutant wasps is amusing. I'd probably be joining him tho lolz
I'll be right beside C-Mart and TH.

Edit:

Check out this image. It is a march madness style tournament for "The Coolest Thing Ever." Check out some of the upsets!!



Beer, Shark Attacks, Farts, Thongs, Orgasm, 'Merica were easy picks in the red area. I can see why Smokey and the Bandit didn't make it (I don't like it but I can see it). Red Meat vs Video Games is tough to swallow. I had video games winning it all, so my bracket is screwed, but I also love red meat. I would've picked red meat if this was a manly vote, but video games are cooler.

Fireworks was a big win, and I called it. 80's movie montage is awesome, sundresses, and explosions were easy calls. However, how french fries didn't make it past burning stuff is beyond me. I guess I overestimated the fatties. Day Drinking over Sawed Off Shotgun... give me a freakin' break. I blame all women who voted for why this happened. I had sawed off winning this bracket. Epic Beard vs Monster Trucks... I could go either way. Ninjas are definitely cooler than ****s.

Bacon, Tanks, Duct Tape, Gravy, and Internet Porn were easy calls. Wolves over Tattoos... eh okay. Ray Lewis over Grilling... one of the hardest things I had to choose and I chose Grilling. I still believe this was a BS match-up that should've had different opponents. Grilling should've been a top seed. Pro Wrestling vs Vaginas: I actually can't believe Vaginas won. It's not that wrestling is so popular, it is that, in general, a vagina is not exactly a cool thing or attractive thing but I think people were afraid to vote for it because it would be gay if they voted against vaginas.

Boobs losing to power tools... **** YOU. NO! I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS CRAP! WHO THE HELL VOTED FOR THIS?!?! Ninjas can't beat ****s but Boobs loses to power tools? No. Now my dream match up of Boobs vs Chicken Wings (Hooters) can't happen. The rest of this crap pales in comparison to either. Chicken wings has an easy road to the finals now.
 

GuruKid

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I lose faith in Baltimore when Boobs lose to power tools. C'mon!!!!

Money on Chicken Wings vs Day Drinking.


At least Vaginas beat out Pro Wrestling. Good riddance.




:p
 

VanillaWaffle

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@ th - i laughed uncontrollably at the mental image of you running from a swarm of foreign wasps, i also imagined they had mexican accents and saying stereotypical mexican street slang.
 

Bandit

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Awwwwww now the 7 year old is crying.

I am looking forward to Sheamus' burial this week. Maybe one of the divas will beat the **** out of him.
 

Thunderhorse+

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Rocky's not afraid to do anything. Even make a 7 year old cry.

He had it coming, but this probably means they're going to try to set Rock as a heel against Cena's face. It was a bit ambiguous who was which at first cause they both got cheers and boos.

@JCz make sure cmart camps the ledge more and does more unsafe things XD.
 

Bandit

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Rocky's not afraid to do anything. Even make a 7 year old cry.

He had it coming, but this probably means they're going to try to set Rock as a heel against Cena's face. It was a bit ambiguous who was which at first cause they both got cheers and boos.

@JCz make sure cmart camps the ledge more and does more unsafe things XD.
Probably the other way around. Look for Cena to be a bad guy.

@Laijin
niiiiiice
 

cmart

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Yes I'll be up for ledge camping, spamming random smashes, and suiciding twice a stock.

Real talk - is there any tournies coming up that we should be looking forward to. Whenever I look at the listings, MD/VA seems... deadish
 

Bandit

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O.M.G.

TH is missing the return of GRAND MASTER SEXAY!!

Edit:

Love how out of shape he is. He is already out of breath.

Edit2:

Just remembered one of GMS's finishers was what is the skull crushing finale...

Edit3:

JIM ****ING ROSS!! TH... wrong night for you to miss buddy...
 

Bandit

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I definitely didn't think JR would take a bump... let alone 2.

Edit:

Want to know what Jeff Hardy is doing these days?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mEp0Kb9WpoQ

That's him at yesterday's PPV drunk & high off his *** and suppose to face Sting. Notice how he tries to kick out and Sting doesn't let go. Sting knew he was high and wasn't going to endanger himself, so he ended it as soon as he could.

This is how you kill your career.

Edit2:

*Yawn* Randy Orton kicks out of ANOTHER finisher and pulls out an RKO out of "no where" even though we all expected it. I really hope this means they will actually let him lose against CM Punk at Wrestlemania.

Edit3:

TH is going to miss Trish Stratus in action... Youtube will be his best friend soon.
 
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