Q&A The character(s) in the above avatar are after you, what do?

[The Rhythm Theif]

I have no other options but...

 

[Deleted member]

Turn around and rush it.

 

[Mamboo07]

Get my hammer and smack him around the Sun and towards Mercury destroying it, same with Venus/Moon/Mars/Ceres/Jupiter/Saturn/Uranus/Neptune/Pluto/Haumea/Makemake/Eris. MarioRayFalcon is nothing but a tiny speck in space as he goes farther and distant destroying each planet as he goes right through them.

 

[Hat N' Clogs]

YEET some food at them to make them distracted, then make a quick getaway with ease.

 

[Lamperouge]

Tell him that Sonic just ran the other way.

 

[Deleted member]

Do something about those canines

 

[Mamboo07]

Get a cross and some garlic. (Works on vampires.)

 

[Frizz]

Cook for him and pet him.

 

[Mamboo07]

H U G.

 

[HansShotFirst20]

I give him some of the Mac & Cheese I'm making

 

[Zinith]

Train in the Time Trial levels before facing DIO

 

[The Rhythm Theif]

Show him the "Mario Goes Berserk" video by Dorkly.

 

[snowgolem]

I’d trip them

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Spawn Skeletons until they're thoroughly outnumbered, then run for it.

 

[Deleted member]

Bing bada boom, Pale Moon to save the day aka assassination via circus
edit: the joke doesn’t really work as well since I changed my avatar lol

 

[The Rhythm Theif]

NIGERUNDAYO!!!

 

[Digital Hazard]

Distraction dance

 

[Ace C.R.O.S.S.]

I... Actually i got nothing on this one...

 

[Mamboo07]

Point back at them.

 

[LAA9000]

Count how many oversaturated 'destroyer of worlds' jokes I hear from random people on the street.

 

[Lamperouge]

Delete him from the Mii Channel.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Challenge to a Pokemon battle.

 

[Kikio4546]

They can shoot fireballs, fly, and split the ground beneath them, so unless I got superpowers I'd say that I would totally be dead.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Well, dance off

 

[Mamboo07]

Give her a pat on the head

 

[Kikio4546]

Hug him lovingly

 

[Lamperouge]

Bust a move.

 

[Digital Hazard]

Offer a fish

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Give her a Samsung Galaxy Note 7. She could use a new phone

 

[Kikio4546]

Crank 90s and then [insert Among Us killing move]

 

[Yashichi]

i give up

 

[Mamboo07]

Try making him happy

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Use Thwack

 

[Wario Wario Wario]

 

[Sk3tchy]

Keep away from the internet. That, or make a bunch of memes to drown it out.

 

[RealPokeFan11]

Tail Glow + Thunder = OHKO

 

[Sk3tchy]

Run into it with a car.

 

[SharkLord]

Surround myself with a wall of corgis. Perfect defense mechanism

 

[Doc Monocle]

Disarm them of that katana and warn them about threatening people with their eyes closed (almost closed?).

 

[Kikio4546]

Poison his tea because isn't that what fancy people drink?