Q&A The character(s) in the above avatar are after you, what do?

[Ramen Tengoku]

Call the cops

 

[Deleted member]

Throw anything to lower his health and maybe fight as much as possible without getting trapped by something built by him.

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

Call the Grinch to steal Christmas from you, then use everything I have to preform a counterattack.

 

[Austria 2.0]

Hmm...
Ask them to play as Nessy in Melee and then watch as they get beaten up as me (Kirby).

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Call my mains Mewtwo and Dedede for help.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Distract him with either a light, or scare him off with an Eel

 

[Arymle Roseanne]

Get Hulk Hogan and make sure she has to get an interview with him.

 

[Austria 2.0]

Ahh! Bunny Isabelle, Villager and Dixie Kong!

Maybe they can play a match of Melee with me??

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Use Death's Scythe on them both.

 

[Manonymous]

Well it seems like I'm fu***d.

 

[Deleted member]

This is a joke, right? You trying to convince me staples is coming after me? Even if it was (because he is a inanimate object) I wouldn't be scared, what's he gonna do, stab me, how can he catch up, he's staples!??!? If he was coming for me, I would just get my stapler and collect free staples.

 

[SneakyLink]

Try to run and fail, then try climbing a mountain to escape.

 

[Ramen Tengoku]

Steal the hat

 

[SneakyLink]

Steal the ramen

 

[Zinith]

Just tell her to follow the yellow brick road

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Lure them into a Thwomp trap.

 

[SneakyLink]

Lure them into a Thwomp trap.

Summon Winged Monkeys for an aerial chase.

 

[Manonymous]

Offer her a cup of tea. She seems nice. Is she ?

 

[smashfan666]

use them to re-staple a box back together

 

[SneakyLink]

Set up spikes everywhere

 

[Deleted member]

Grab her hair

 

[Deleted member]

"OH DEAR GOD, IT'S A ZOMBIE!!"


I just try kicking him with my roller sk8s, then he'll grab onto me, I spray him in the eyes with the bottle, and then hopefully kill him. Then I find weapons, make shelter, and prepare for the inevitable zombie apocalypse.





oh, the person below me... yeah, fair.

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

That character poses no true threat to Hattori, so I would probably just warp away. I'm sure some police officer will eventually get him if he's causing anyone trouble, so there's really no reason for be to be here anyways.

 

[Deleted member]

Steal his hat

 

[Kneutronic]

I'd probably freeze in terror looking at that face.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

King Dedede, Mewtwo, my mains! Help me out here!

 

[SneakyLink]

Accept my fate.

 

[Manonymous]

How can she hurt me ? She looks so peaceful ! I think I will wait to see why she's after me.

 

[waddledeeonredyoshi]

Get a magnet

 

[Deleted member]

They look worried, maybe they just need some help.

 

[TheTrueBrawler]

Silently observe from the shadows. I get some weird sense that this might be an actual witch.

 

[Deleted member]

yeah... no. I wouldn't win, CAN I GET A SINGLE WIN THAT ISN'T STAPLES!?

 

[Deleted member]

Knock him to the floor as he is wearing roller blades

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Throw every attack I can at his face. It looks awfully vulnerable in that state.

 

[Austria 2.0]

Alligators might kill me in real life but in a melee match, I'm champion so…
I'd win.

 

[Manonymous]

Since it's Mr Game&Watch, I guess I would run away, because he can Perce through me because of his flateness.

(By the way you're really annoying by always saying "OMG I'm a champion at Melee, I can beat everybody's ass at Melee ... We get dude. Damn !)

 

[Mamboo07]

Stomp on him and rip from limb to limb

 

[Zinith]

Invite him for dinner. It's an offer he can't refuse

 

[Mamboo07]

Hug him (if he doesn't mind)

 

[Deleted member]

Attempt to tear his beak off