Q&A The character(s) in the above avatar are after you, what do?

[Doc Monocle]

This is a tough one... I think I'll take that tea.

 

[CureParfait]

Probably run and hide somewhere

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

I would smash their face in with a stone. After licking the stone clean, i would carve off a piece of meat to keep at a memento. i would eat the rest of the meat and use the blue hair to make a dream catcher.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Throw a pie at their face.

 

[Mamboo07]

Get a fly swatter.

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

Eat the cookie

 

[CureParfait]

Wonder what hair products they use.

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Teleports for not been killed

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Show him that exact same panel of the comic he was in and the memes that have been made of it to distract him.

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

Throw a pie at their face.

Bold of you to throw a pie at the Monster Lord's strongest knight


Stop recycling

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Bold of you to throw a pie at the Monster Lord's strongest knight


Stop recycling

My mistake.

Throw this pie at their face:

 

[The Stoopid Unikorn]

steal honey

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

My fault og, don't divine pulse me

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

I ask "who are you?"

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

I don't think I can say this on a PG-13 site.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Throw a Smart Bomb at her.

 

[Linkmain-maybe]

He a dude...

Distract with honey. Copious amounts if needed.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Throw a bucket of paint at her hair.

 

[StrangeKitten]

Give flowers. Feed the bees!

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Tame it. DK is pretty intelligent.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Use a combat spacecraft to fire lasers at his eyes.

 

[Tankman from Newgrounds]

Definitely bring out thr bug spray and kill it with it.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Cast magic to turn him back to the normal Oatchi.

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Steal a honey

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Get Spyro to breath fire on him.

 

[CureParfait]

Throw a pokeball at it.

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Says "who are you?,a generic anime girl?"

 

[Mamboo07]

Give him chili dogs.

 

[ssbashworld]

I know next to nothing about Wallace & Gromit. Its a claymation right? Idk would try to protect myself with natural elements (water, fire, cold, etc) that clay may not handle well (not even sure if thats accurate but thats my gut reaction).

 

[CureParfait]

Hope that his water bottle doesn't hurt me too bad.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

Throw a bucket of paint at them.

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Waves and says "your cartoon is good!"

 

[Mamboo07]

Feed him a watermelon

 

[ssbashworld]

Find more wrapped gifts to feed

 

[Zinith]

Place someone named Mark just off screen. That'll buy him at least 10 minutes

 

[CureParfait]

Squeal in delight on how adorable they are.

 

[KingofPhantoms]

It looks like they're carrying food on platters, so...eat some of it.

 

[CureParfait]

Try to catch it with a pokeball.

 

[DragonRobotKing26]

Says "Ninja anime girl?"

 

[Fluttershy]

Tell him I'm a noncombatant and he'll leave me alone